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just a silly goose gworl 🌈
📍yap city
just a silly goose gworl 🌈
📍yap city
IN CONCLUSION:
I’m glad I was able to enlighten everyone with this very reasonable, well thought out, very real situation that has been going on right in front of our own eyes
I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE PASTRY BOY
YOU CANNOT HIDE YOUR TRUE NATURE FROM ME
I SHALL MAKE KNOWN YOUR EVIL WAYS
FORZA FERRARI
I’m glad I was able to enlighten everyone with this very reasonable, well thought out, very real situation that has been going on right in front of our own eyes
I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE PASTRY BOY
YOU CANNOT HIDE YOUR TRUE NATURE FROM ME
I SHALL MAKE KNOWN YOUR EVIL WAYS
FORZA FERRARI
May 18, 2025 at 7:20 AM
IN CONCLUSION:
I’m glad I was able to enlighten everyone with this very reasonable, well thought out, very real situation that has been going on right in front of our own eyes
I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE PASTRY BOY
YOU CANNOT HIDE YOUR TRUE NATURE FROM ME
I SHALL MAKE KNOWN YOUR EVIL WAYS
FORZA FERRARI
I’m glad I was able to enlighten everyone with this very reasonable, well thought out, very real situation that has been going on right in front of our own eyes
I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE PASTRY BOY
YOU CANNOT HIDE YOUR TRUE NATURE FROM ME
I SHALL MAKE KNOWN YOUR EVIL WAYS
FORZA FERRARI
If Oscar is able to tap into the power of Lewis via the Ferrari/Italian channel he is clearly bleeding dry, he may very well be able to access the racing power of the British (🤢) as well as the entirety of Brazil, just like Hamilton has been doing for many years now
May 18, 2025 at 7:20 AM
If Oscar is able to tap into the power of Lewis via the Ferrari/Italian channel he is clearly bleeding dry, he may very well be able to access the racing power of the British (🤢) as well as the entirety of Brazil, just like Hamilton has been doing for many years now
THUSLY he began collecting new homes (China, Monaco, Italy, etc) to be able to drain his Pure Racing Power™️ from as many places and drivers as possible; ie
❌ Daniel x2
❌ Zhou
❌ Doohan
And now after becoming not only the Australian Supreme but the (1/16) Chinese Supreme, he is closing in on…Italy 🇮🇹
❌ Daniel x2
❌ Zhou
❌ Doohan
And now after becoming not only the Australian Supreme but the (1/16) Chinese Supreme, he is closing in on…Italy 🇮🇹
May 18, 2025 at 7:20 AM
THUSLY he began collecting new homes (China, Monaco, Italy, etc) to be able to drain his Pure Racing Power™️ from as many places and drivers as possible; ie
❌ Daniel x2
❌ Zhou
❌ Doohan
And now after becoming not only the Australian Supreme but the (1/16) Chinese Supreme, he is closing in on…Italy 🇮🇹
❌ Daniel x2
❌ Zhou
❌ Doohan
And now after becoming not only the Australian Supreme but the (1/16) Chinese Supreme, he is closing in on…Italy 🇮🇹
During the siphoning of the F1 People’s Princess energy however, he realized that because Daniel was also an Italian-Australian, his powers were growing even more than expected and realized he needed to claim as many home races as possible to maximize winnage
May 18, 2025 at 7:20 AM
During the siphoning of the F1 People’s Princess energy however, he realized that because Daniel was also an Italian-Australian, his powers were growing even more than expected and realized he needed to claim as many home races as possible to maximize winnage
I believe Oscar realized before he even made it out of F2 that the grid could only truly handle one Aussie at a time and were doomed to struggle for power…
THIS IS WHY he had to take Danny’s seat (my shaylaaaa), but it didn’t quite work since he stayed on or around the grid for another 1 1/2 years
THIS IS WHY he had to take Danny’s seat (my shaylaaaa), but it didn’t quite work since he stayed on or around the grid for another 1 1/2 years
May 18, 2025 at 7:20 AM
I believe Oscar realized before he even made it out of F2 that the grid could only truly handle one Aussie at a time and were doomed to struggle for power…
THIS IS WHY he had to take Danny’s seat (my shaylaaaa), but it didn’t quite work since he stayed on or around the grid for another 1 1/2 years
THIS IS WHY he had to take Danny’s seat (my shaylaaaa), but it didn’t quite work since he stayed on or around the grid for another 1 1/2 years
Guys I figured out why Ferrari is doing so poorly this weekend…it’s all because of Oscar Piastri…
It’s why he’s collecting home races…🤨
He’s using dark magic…🪄🏎️
And I can prove it 🕵️♀️👀
It’s why he’s collecting home races…🤨
He’s using dark magic…🪄🏎️
And I can prove it 🕵️♀️👀
May 18, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Guys I figured out why Ferrari is doing so poorly this weekend…it’s all because of Oscar Piastri…
It’s why he’s collecting home races…🤨
He’s using dark magic…🪄🏎️
And I can prove it 🕵️♀️👀
It’s why he’s collecting home races…🤨
He’s using dark magic…🪄🏎️
And I can prove it 🕵️♀️👀
May 18, 2025 at 3:37 AM
May 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
…aaaaaand here are some Piastri WDC memes since that is the inevitable conclusion to this season ✨
#f1 #oscarpiastri #mclaren #piastriwdc
#f1 #oscarpiastri #mclaren #piastriwdc
April 14, 2025 at 1:10 PM
…aaaaaand here are some Piastri WDC memes since that is the inevitable conclusion to this season ✨
#f1 #oscarpiastri #mclaren #piastriwdc
#f1 #oscarpiastri #mclaren #piastriwdc
As my penance here are more lovely Ferrari memes that I have spent months handcrafting and perfecting and definitely not stealing 🤩
#f1 #ferrari #thisisgonnabeouryearguysiswearfrthistime
#f1 #ferrari #thisisgonnabeouryearguysiswearfrthistime
April 14, 2025 at 1:03 PM
As my penance here are more lovely Ferrari memes that I have spent months handcrafting and perfecting and definitely not stealing 🤩
#f1 #ferrari #thisisgonnabeouryearguysiswearfrthistime
#f1 #ferrari #thisisgonnabeouryearguysiswearfrthistime
Also sorry that I went AWOL; I had the most chaotic (but not traumatic THANK GOD) four months of my life, but just like cockroaches or glitter I will be here forever and there’s no getting rid of me bitch
April 14, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Also sorry that I went AWOL; I had the most chaotic (but not traumatic THANK GOD) four months of my life, but just like cockroaches or glitter I will be here forever and there’s no getting rid of me bitch
THEY TRIED TO BAN ME BUT IM BACK
February 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
THEY TRIED TO BAN ME BUT IM BACK
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR LEWIS HAMILTON TO JOIN FERRARI SINCE 2007
January 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR LEWIS HAMILTON TO JOIN FERRARI SINCE 2007
January 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I have been waiting yearsssssss for this moment
January 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I have been waiting yearsssssss for this moment
I know I’m late in this but 44nation WE MADE IT TO THE PROMISED LAND LETS GOOOOOOOOO
January 20, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I know I’m late in this but 44nation WE MADE IT TO THE PROMISED LAND LETS GOOOOOOOOO
Had a job lined up since September with an official start date but since my future boss hadn’t heard from me while I was on vacation she didn’t think I wanted it anymore…she never reached out to me about anything wtf was I supposed to talk to her about???
January 7, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Had a job lined up since September with an official start date but since my future boss hadn’t heard from me while I was on vacation she didn’t think I wanted it anymore…she never reached out to me about anything wtf was I supposed to talk to her about???
Going in to 2022 vs going into 2025
January 1, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Going in to 2022 vs going into 2025
I gotta get a biopsy of a mole on my toe what fuckass side quest am I on rn
December 30, 2024 at 6:44 PM
I gotta get a biopsy of a mole on my toe what fuckass side quest am I on rn
Was in the bathroom on the airplane when we hit craaaaazy turbulence #isurvived
December 28, 2024 at 4:42 AM
Was in the bathroom on the airplane when we hit craaaaazy turbulence #isurvived
Sorry that I have been less active bloomfies, I am on vacation with my mom in New Orleans. Please accept this cat photo in lieu of posts 🫶🏻
December 22, 2024 at 4:52 AM
Sorry that I have been less active bloomfies, I am on vacation with my mom in New Orleans. Please accept this cat photo in lieu of posts 🫶🏻