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Scruff
@scruff.zip
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TTRPG GM currently running: Star Trek Adventures Second Edition, Heart: The City Beneath, Eat the Reich

Read my zine: https://www.rumblepackzine.com/zines/this-game-was-made-for-me
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Scruff @scruff.zip · Jul 26
Y'all just ever think about Donald Duck casting Zettaflare?
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I've invented a new kind of microwave that rotates your food at 300rpm and makes a deafening foghorn noise for no reason at all
December 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
The "I should play some Hades 2" to "I have spent all night playing Hades 2" pipeline is my home right now. I live here. I have no regrets.
December 6, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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My pet medieval knight is actually very friendly once you get to know him. He gets so excited when I send him off on quests and he loves it when I feed him chopped-up spaghetti through the little hole in his visor. He did execute my postman yesterday but we're going to work on that.
December 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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ah but I have an ace up my sleeve (I struggle to shake a full size gun out of my shirt cuff. I start trying to squeeze it out like toothpaste)
December 4, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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I’ve sometimes fallen into the trap of thinking that complementing a creative person for their work is less sophisticated or desired than discussion or debate about it but very often the best thing you can say to them is hell yeah and that doesn’t make you dumb it just makes you nice
December 4, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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wrapped was 🔥 this year
December 3, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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oh you have a nice house? let’s see the churro drawer
December 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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もののけ姫IMAXで観てきた(画像はnot感想)
November 2, 2025 at 8:36 AM
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uma thurmusume
December 2, 2025 at 4:30 AM
In a year full of absolute bangers, Hades II is making an extremely good case for game of the year contention even at only 7 hours in
December 2, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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December 1, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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it's advent you know what that means
December 1, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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90% of situations would benefit from having a cord you could pull to deploy an inflatable emergency slide like on an airplane
November 29, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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oath milk
November 28, 2025 at 3:32 PM
This game made me nervous about the consequences of my choice and threw all the most upsetting ramifications in my face immediately. 10/10
Seeing other narrative design people say that Clair Obscur had a bad 3rd act or bad ending(s)…I just can’t follow you there man. That shit ruled. Sorry. You break the combat wide fucking open and then get your choice of doing genocide or walking toward Omelas and saying “torturing that child rocks”
November 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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27 Nov 2025
November 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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I galaxy brained my new pinball setup.
November 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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You can't have soup without freshly-baked bread. Of course you'll need to bake the bread yourself. And you'll need to grow the wheat to make the bread. And you'll need to compost the soil to grow the wheat. So step 1 to making soup is to buy 300 worms
November 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Thinking about starting one of those accounts that posts photos of their pets with captions written from the pet's point of view. My gimmick would be that my pet is a japanese spider crab and the only thing it ever says is "I'm going to get you"
November 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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not now quarter pounder with cheese
November 22, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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ghosts are so angry because they can't even eat a fucking hotdog it just falls on the floor
November 22, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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edibles is actually short for edwardibles
November 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM