michael scrivener
@scrivto.bsky.social
a human who reads things so that he can write things.
November 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
trump has the emotional maturity of a fetid pile of horse dung...
& the USA looks all the worse for wear because of it.
a once proud nation is now a comic book dystopia fit for demented quislings on the march to... nothing good.
gee... like NOBODY saw THIS bullshit coming with THAT fucking guy?🤪😂
& the USA looks all the worse for wear because of it.
a once proud nation is now a comic book dystopia fit for demented quislings on the march to... nothing good.
gee... like NOBODY saw THIS bullshit coming with THAT fucking guy?🤪😂
November 25, 2025 at 1:59 PM
trump has the emotional maturity of a fetid pile of horse dung...
& the USA looks all the worse for wear because of it.
a once proud nation is now a comic book dystopia fit for demented quislings on the march to... nothing good.
gee... like NOBODY saw THIS bullshit coming with THAT fucking guy?🤪😂
& the USA looks all the worse for wear because of it.
a once proud nation is now a comic book dystopia fit for demented quislings on the march to... nothing good.
gee... like NOBODY saw THIS bullshit coming with THAT fucking guy?🤪😂
piling on mamdani makes greenblatt no better than trump... the idiot who did this today at the WH, in his inimitably tacky way.
very unfair.
sad.
very unfair.
sad.
November 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
piling on mamdani makes greenblatt no better than trump... the idiot who did this today at the WH, in his inimitably tacky way.
very unfair.
sad.
very unfair.
sad.
greenblatt is such a fucking moron...
November 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
greenblatt is such a fucking moron...
oh, it is VERY fucking real, this whitewashing of trump's obvious crimes from here to eternity...
fuck ross douthat and the NYT for even THINKING ABOUT writing this drivel...
fuck ross douthat and the NYT for even THINKING ABOUT writing this drivel...
October 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM
oh, it is VERY fucking real, this whitewashing of trump's obvious crimes from here to eternity...
fuck ross douthat and the NYT for even THINKING ABOUT writing this drivel...
fuck ross douthat and the NYT for even THINKING ABOUT writing this drivel...
shadi must think we will all get paid to interact with elon's billion bot farm of bots...
we will not get paid. not one red elmo cent worth. ergo... we will not bother playing footsie with the nazi hordes, real or digital. cuz no one has time for that bullshit.
not even shadi...
we will not get paid. not one red elmo cent worth. ergo... we will not bother playing footsie with the nazi hordes, real or digital. cuz no one has time for that bullshit.
not even shadi...
September 20, 2025 at 8:49 PM
shadi must think we will all get paid to interact with elon's billion bot farm of bots...
we will not get paid. not one red elmo cent worth. ergo... we will not bother playing footsie with the nazi hordes, real or digital. cuz no one has time for that bullshit.
not even shadi...
we will not get paid. not one red elmo cent worth. ergo... we will not bother playing footsie with the nazi hordes, real or digital. cuz no one has time for that bullshit.
not even shadi...
everybody's gotta make a living -- i get that -- but showing me THIS on a 10 year old fucking article is just lamer than shit. daily beast.
oh, well... i'll just watch the red sox beat up on the yankees some more, instead.
oh, well... i'll just watch the red sox beat up on the yankees some more, instead.
September 15, 2025 at 12:28 AM
everybody's gotta make a living -- i get that -- but showing me THIS on a 10 year old fucking article is just lamer than shit. daily beast.
oh, well... i'll just watch the red sox beat up on the yankees some more, instead.
oh, well... i'll just watch the red sox beat up on the yankees some more, instead.
see also...
and, well said, mrs. bowers!
and, well said, mrs. bowers!
September 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
see also...
and, well said, mrs. bowers!
and, well said, mrs. bowers!
like... you can keep pretending the USA isn't on the verge of no longer existing as a democratic country (frankly, since citizen's united, it really isn't one, anymore, but i digress... ), or you can face the ugly goddamned fascist reality you're all marinading in with orange dumbfuck at the helm.🎯🇺🇸
September 1, 2025 at 10:21 PM
like... you can keep pretending the USA isn't on the verge of no longer existing as a democratic country (frankly, since citizen's united, it really isn't one, anymore, but i digress... ), or you can face the ugly goddamned fascist reality you're all marinading in with orange dumbfuck at the helm.🎯🇺🇸
they're working on it, margaret!
lol
lol
August 30, 2025 at 12:58 AM
they're working on it, margaret!
lol
lol
FUCK YOUR FEELINGS...
do the math, assholes.
the USA is a joke. ESPECIALLY considering they CANNOT SHUT TF UOP about how they're the country 'built on the rule of law'
lololololololololololololol
'tell us more of your wonderful but laughably obtuse at this point, origin stories.... won't you?'
do the math, assholes.
the USA is a joke. ESPECIALLY considering they CANNOT SHUT TF UOP about how they're the country 'built on the rule of law'
lololololololololololololol
'tell us more of your wonderful but laughably obtuse at this point, origin stories.... won't you?'
August 28, 2025 at 1:52 PM
FUCK YOUR FEELINGS...
do the math, assholes.
the USA is a joke. ESPECIALLY considering they CANNOT SHUT TF UOP about how they're the country 'built on the rule of law'
lololololololololololololol
'tell us more of your wonderful but laughably obtuse at this point, origin stories.... won't you?'
do the math, assholes.
the USA is a joke. ESPECIALLY considering they CANNOT SHUT TF UOP about how they're the country 'built on the rule of law'
lololololololololololololol
'tell us more of your wonderful but laughably obtuse at this point, origin stories.... won't you?'
this one, i thought, really captured the vibe well... lol
August 25, 2025 at 12:00 PM
this one, i thought, really captured the vibe well... lol
i was under the impression that roger knows donald trump personally... & has met him, many, many, times. lol
you're a greasy slimy idiot, roger.
and george is a very nice young man.
you're a greasy slimy idiot, roger.
and george is a very nice young man.
August 24, 2025 at 11:58 AM
i was under the impression that roger knows donald trump personally... & has met him, many, many, times. lol
you're a greasy slimy idiot, roger.
and george is a very nice young man.
you're a greasy slimy idiot, roger.
and george is a very nice young man.
see also, when it comes to the derp-laden cruelty inherent in fascist assholery...
this is also why no tourists are coming to 🇺🇸 anymore: because simply showing up at the border will get you arrested when they find an anti-trump meme on your phone.
so they just don't come to visit anymore. #bye😥🫠
this is also why no tourists are coming to 🇺🇸 anymore: because simply showing up at the border will get you arrested when they find an anti-trump meme on your phone.
so they just don't come to visit anymore. #bye😥🫠
August 24, 2025 at 11:21 AM
see also, when it comes to the derp-laden cruelty inherent in fascist assholery...
this is also why no tourists are coming to 🇺🇸 anymore: because simply showing up at the border will get you arrested when they find an anti-trump meme on your phone.
so they just don't come to visit anymore. #bye😥🫠
this is also why no tourists are coming to 🇺🇸 anymore: because simply showing up at the border will get you arrested when they find an anti-trump meme on your phone.
so they just don't come to visit anymore. #bye😥🫠
August 23, 2025 at 1:57 PM
never stop asking to see the epstein files, america...
(photo by sam whitney, NYT)
(photo by sam whitney, NYT)
August 23, 2025 at 12:56 PM
never stop asking to see the epstein files, america...
(photo by sam whitney, NYT)
(photo by sam whitney, NYT)
why are all the 'religious leaders' child molesters?
anyone have any thoughts on that?
did it ever occur to anyone that they should STOP giving their children to jesus freak kooks?
apparently, it did not...
& around & around we all go, some more, with this nonsense
anyone have any thoughts on that?
did it ever occur to anyone that they should STOP giving their children to jesus freak kooks?
apparently, it did not...
& around & around we all go, some more, with this nonsense
August 23, 2025 at 11:11 AM
why are all the 'religious leaders' child molesters?
anyone have any thoughts on that?
did it ever occur to anyone that they should STOP giving their children to jesus freak kooks?
apparently, it did not...
& around & around we all go, some more, with this nonsense
anyone have any thoughts on that?
did it ever occur to anyone that they should STOP giving their children to jesus freak kooks?
apparently, it did not...
& around & around we all go, some more, with this nonsense
CONservatives be like...
& canada will be like, 'yeah... no', all over again with PeePee le puke.
what a fucking idiot... good lord.
i can see that alberta's already rubbing off on him. i also heard his wife is looking for a place to live... in MONTREAL!
(isn't that where trudeau lives? lol 🤣🙃)
& canada will be like, 'yeah... no', all over again with PeePee le puke.
what a fucking idiot... good lord.
i can see that alberta's already rubbing off on him. i also heard his wife is looking for a place to live... in MONTREAL!
(isn't that where trudeau lives? lol 🤣🙃)
August 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
CONservatives be like...
& canada will be like, 'yeah... no', all over again with PeePee le puke.
what a fucking idiot... good lord.
i can see that alberta's already rubbing off on him. i also heard his wife is looking for a place to live... in MONTREAL!
(isn't that where trudeau lives? lol 🤣🙃)
& canada will be like, 'yeah... no', all over again with PeePee le puke.
what a fucking idiot... good lord.
i can see that alberta's already rubbing off on him. i also heard his wife is looking for a place to live... in MONTREAL!
(isn't that where trudeau lives? lol 🤣🙃)
is THIS what you call 'correcting an error'?
these nazi ICE cunts are so out of bounds it is fucking ridiculous.
for a country 'built on the rule of law' (LOL!), the USA sure is a shithole country with no laws at all that aren't approved by el jefe, the orange shitstain in chief.
these nazi ICE cunts are so out of bounds it is fucking ridiculous.
for a country 'built on the rule of law' (LOL!), the USA sure is a shithole country with no laws at all that aren't approved by el jefe, the orange shitstain in chief.
August 22, 2025 at 10:48 PM
is THIS what you call 'correcting an error'?
these nazi ICE cunts are so out of bounds it is fucking ridiculous.
for a country 'built on the rule of law' (LOL!), the USA sure is a shithole country with no laws at all that aren't approved by el jefe, the orange shitstain in chief.
these nazi ICE cunts are so out of bounds it is fucking ridiculous.
for a country 'built on the rule of law' (LOL!), the USA sure is a shithole country with no laws at all that aren't approved by el jefe, the orange shitstain in chief.
he may get 72 hours with his family before ICE scoops him up again like the useless, criminal, masked cunts they all are in trump's gestapo.
what a fucking joke america is, now that they've become fully fascist, in his eye...
what a fucking joke america is, now that they've become fully fascist, in his eye...
August 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
he may get 72 hours with his family before ICE scoops him up again like the useless, criminal, masked cunts they all are in trump's gestapo.
what a fucking joke america is, now that they've become fully fascist, in his eye...
what a fucking joke america is, now that they've become fully fascist, in his eye...
trump's hair looks kinda different, too, now...
August 18, 2025 at 6:15 PM
trump's hair looks kinda different, too, now...
