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send them all to fucking nigeria, or elsalvador, on a one way ticket...

just like trump does to all the non-violent non-criminal immigrants with this asshole 'immigration crackdown' of his.

seems fair enough...
So if all the people from “third world countries” should be banned from migrating to America because of a deadly shooting, what are we going to do about all the armed and alienated young white men?
November 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
pierre poilievre is such a useless fucking tool... lol

#burnedagainbyfanjoy
#asitshouldbe
November 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
trump has the emotional maturity of a fetid pile of horse dung...

& the USA looks all the worse for wear because of it.

a once proud nation is now a comic book dystopia fit for demented quislings on the march to... nothing good.

gee... like NOBODY saw THIS bullshit coming with THAT fucking guy?🤪😂
November 25, 2025 at 1:59 PM
at this point, USA....

we look forward to your country announcing that a SINGLE DAY HAS GONE BY where NOBODY was killed by a dipshit with a gun.

cuz every day is just a fucking body count with you dumbfuck loogans who haven't figured out yet that IT'S THE FUCKING GUNS, YA FUCKING STUPIDS!

#jfc 🎯
Three mass shootings in the last 36 hours and it barely gets noticed. This is how utterly fucked up and desensitized people have become in the mass murder capital of the world, America. 😳👇
November 23, 2025 at 5:49 PM
emil bove, pam bondi, & todd blanche (not to mention lindsey halligan) will ALL probably end up in jail after their service to donald trump collapses all around them as they intentionally & very publicly subvert the rule of law to protect a criminal POTUS.

and so it is written... have fun with it.
November 15, 2025 at 9:04 PM
notes from east coast daylight savings time...

i looked at the clock today at 10 to 6pm, & i thought it was about 9:30/10ish

every year as i get older the effects of this daylight savings shit wipe me out more than they ever used to...

#imightactuallyBEoldnowshit
November 6, 2025 at 12:40 AM
you spelled NAZIS wrong.

ahem...
the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
FACT:

NOBODY has any fun when ben shapiro is present. with the possible exception of ben shapiro.

who the fuck is running CNN, now, anyway? scott jennings?
A pass so hard that it crushes diamonds.
November 4, 2025 at 10:36 PM
well, i dunno who the fuck father fuckstick here is, but jordan peterson is the stupidest motherfucker around...

i'm sure the boys will have fun eating their crayons.

& i am so sorry you needed that stuff 'explained' to you. must be hard being so stupid you need myths 'explained' at YOUR age. lol
October 30, 2025 at 5:08 PM
jorge.... you KNOW the guy is talking about a bet he placed on the whole series.... RIIIIIIGHT?

try not to jump the gun in the most public way possible.

😉🤪⚾🇨🇦✅
Someone just lost a bet in the most public way possible

#WorldSeries
October 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
imagine the sort of brain-dead loser you'd have to be to make johngalt_2025 a part of your handle, here...

save your strength for the civil war you're going to cause, john... cuz all anyone's gonna do is laugh at you, hereabouts, for being such a trumpy little ninny. lol
who creates the lively art and music scenes if the rent is too high? who makes cultural life? who serves you food or washes your dishes? who creates the fancy little restaurants that draw you to urban living? affordable housing is at the heart of what makes city life worthwhile.
October 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
i dunno, sally.

from where i sit, bari weiss is a shape shifting fucking idiot who will make CBS a laughingstock & totally irrelevant as she transforms it into trump pravda.

grow up, sally, & stop trying to feed us this horseshit wrapped up in feminist bona fides, cuz this is NOT that, at all.
This is really smart. Amazed at the hysteria over the ascendance of a woman entrepreneur who clearly knows how to cover and sell news and who's not afraid to take on a mob. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
Don’t Bet Against Bari Weiss
The new editor in chief of CBS News triumphs over her critics.
www.theatlantic.com
October 13, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Reposted by michael scrivener
EXCLUSIVE: Tom Homan was investigated for accepting $50,000 from undercover FBI agents. Trump's DOJ shut it down.
Tom Homan was investigated for accepting $50,000 from undercover FBI agents. Trump's DOJ shut it down.
The FBI and Justice officials closed the investigation, which a Justice Department appointee had called a “deep state” probe in early 2025.
www.msnbc.com
September 20, 2025 at 8:03 PM
there's a very good chance that shadi's a serious level idiot, with a 'hot take' like THAT.

lol

dude... all twitter does is sink my posts into irrelevance cuz i'm not sucking trump's dick every time.

X is the nazi owned/nazi led site. it's fucking garbage wrapped in a headache. who wants THAT?🤣
One of the biggest mistakes left-of-center pundits and influencers made was decamping to Bluesky. They made themselves irrelevant, shrunk their audiences, and dramatically lessened the positive impact they could have on our public debate at the precise time we needed it most.
September 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Reposted by michael scrivener
Whether you believe in prayer or not, prayers over gun violence show no signs of working. And if prayers are the only thing you offer in response to this nation's epidemic of gun violence, you're not a serious person who wants to solve a real problem. You're a sanctimonious fraud with a gun fetish.
Speaker Johnson: “I've just got a comment on Governor Newsom and his anti-Christian rhetoric…He shamelessly mocked the victims of Annunciation Catholic school for praying after the shooting.”
September 3, 2025 at 4:18 PM
every time i see the oval office clips now, there's even MORE of the tacky plaster cast home depot doodads spray painted gold and glued to the walls... glues... everywhere...

pretty soon the whole room will just be spray painted doodads from home depot

a poor man's notion of how a rich man lives🤣
Trump: “Washington, DC, is a totally safe city. You're not reporting any crime because there is none. They said crime is down 87%, and I said, No, it's not, it's down 100%.”
September 4, 2025 at 2:40 AM
yes, governor... the USA has indeed lost ALL sense of sanity.

completely.

& a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time ago, at that.
Pritzker: "When did we become a country where it's ok for the US president to insist on national television that a state should call him to beg for anything? Especially something we don't want. Have we truly lost all sense of sanity in this nation that we treat this as normal?"
September 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
correction: ABJECT dumbfuckery!

that poor brainworm...
"RFK Jr: We need to stop trusting the experts... Trusting the experts is not a feature of science or democracy...it's a feature of religion and totalitarianism."

Were he not a Kennedy...and wealthy...he'd likely be living his life out in a mental institution. Diagnosis: Dumb-Fuckery.
August 31, 2025 at 12:12 AM
is ANYONE surprised that BIG BALLS (lol!) was after an underage 'date' for himself?

i'm not, given the crowd he hangs with at work.

what a bunch of fucking assholes every MAGAfuckingmoron truly is.

do you really want THESE PEOPLE stopping you in the street and asking for 'your papers... please?'?
August 30, 2025 at 8:50 PM
1 small correction, oh, lord...

many, many, MANY PEOPLE, are HOPING that the orange dumbfuck but teflon treason monkey, really IS dead!
Many people are saying that Trump died.
August 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
with whittaker running point, we're gonna hear how ukraine fired deep welled porcelain toilets at novogrod and minsk, since matt has a warehouse in new jersey FULL of those things... that he's been trying to unload for 12 years.
US envoy to NATO Matthew Whitaker said Washington is providing Ukraine with “deeper strike capabilities” likely to be used inside Russian territory, referencing new ERAM missile sales and allied purchases. However, this is not an official White House statement or confirmation.
August 30, 2025 at 12:08 PM
the fact that judges and prosecutors are ELECTED in the USA is absolutely fucking ridiculous.

if you haven't figured this out by now, tonight would be a good time to pull your head out of your own ass... & see the light, as to WHY doing it that way is so incredibly dumb.

seriously. think it thru
A Democratic candidate for prosecutor in Virginia wants lawmakers to ban ICE agents from operating while masked or while concealing their identities; she says she’d then prosecute those who don’t comply.
Your Guide to the 2025 Prosecutor Elections
Key races will shape the politics of criminal justice from Philly to Seattle—plus a wild card in New Jersey. But most of November’s 66 prosecutor races feature just one candidate, as usual.
boltsmag.org
August 30, 2025 at 2:19 AM
every politicians' career dies.

join us tomorrow at a nearby cemetery, for some more information on this topic... won't you?
August 29, 2025 at 9:46 PM
FUCK YOUR FEELINGS...

do the math, assholes.

the USA is a joke. ESPECIALLY considering they CANNOT SHUT TF UOP about how they're the country 'built on the rule of law'

lololololololololololololol

'tell us more of your wonderful but laughably obtuse at this point, origin stories.... won't you?'
August 28, 2025 at 1:52 PM
donald trump is an emotionally stunted (at the schoolyard bully phase) narcissistic & fully delusional fascist asshole, who thinks everyone loves him, while in truth everyone thinks he's a massive fucking retard, & are just afraid of his ever-growing power to arrest them for nothing & send them to 🇸🇻
Trump: “They say, ‘We don't need him, freedom freedom. He's a dictator. He's a dictator.’ A lot of people are saying, ‘Maybe we like a dictator’…You send in troops, and instead of being praised they're saying you're trying to take over the republic. These people are sick.”
August 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM