it's so funny to watch the far right White House press pool try to bait Trump to say something nasty about Mamdani and every time he's just like "nah this guy rocks"

welcome to my beautiful world

What's fucked up is that we already know from 17 years ago that Samus having a sidekick CAN work, but for some reason, they just refuse to reunite her with pikachu

it's still absolutely buckwild that they printed "she wanted his PENIS, for FUCKing her" right there in the canon lorebook

Reading the sentence "You don't need to ask permission" now makes me want CNC with the Horny Little Guys...!

(I also originally wanted to call this "Dicross" but Picross is actually a trademarked term, so I think Nintendo would send someone to cave my chest in with a rock if I did that.)

Okay, he said there was porn and he didn't like it?

"Not even in my wildest dreams did I imagine that one day I would paint a picture of hot Bowser for official material, announced by Miyamoto himself. 😭 I laughed so hard in disbelief while painting, you have no idea lol"

oh, what did he say the community did?