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They are so funny. Our neighbors are being stuffed into unmarked vans, and they’re all like let’s vote against a term we probably can’t define instead.
The House of Representatives voted 285–98 in favor of a resolution condemning socialism.
86 Dems joined Republicans in supporting the measure, incl. House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
86 Dems joined Republicans in supporting the measure, incl. House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
November 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM
They are so funny. Our neighbors are being stuffed into unmarked vans, and they’re all like let’s vote against a term we probably can’t define instead.
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it's so funny to watch the far right White House press pool try to bait Trump to say something nasty about Mamdani and every time he's just like "nah this guy rocks"
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
it's so funny to watch the far right White House press pool try to bait Trump to say something nasty about Mamdani and every time he's just like "nah this guy rocks"
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Boyfriend got the zoomies and is baking midnight pumpkin bread shirtless. life is so great
November 19, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Boyfriend got the zoomies and is baking midnight pumpkin bread shirtless. life is so great
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welcome to my beautiful world
October 16, 2025 at 12:10 AM
welcome to my beautiful world
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someone needs to make one of those pictures where its a sexy woman picking the big penis over the little penis, but she picks the little one instead, do you agree ? is your heart true ?
October 15, 2025 at 10:22 PM
someone needs to make one of those pictures where its a sexy woman picking the big penis over the little penis, but she picks the little one instead, do you agree ? is your heart true ?
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Pregnancy is not a reason to stop breeding
November 17, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Pregnancy is not a reason to stop breeding
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{marketing meeting}
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
Let me just say that Valve really knows their audience by picking these two as poster children for the Steam Machine:
store.steampowered.com/sale/steamma...
store.steampowered.com/sale/steamma...
November 13, 2025 at 11:59 AM
{marketing meeting}
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?
GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…
CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you
INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
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What's fucked up is that we already know from 17 years ago that Samus having a sidekick CAN work, but for some reason, they just refuse to reunite her with pikachu
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
What's fucked up is that we already know from 17 years ago that Samus having a sidekick CAN work, but for some reason, they just refuse to reunite her with pikachu
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can't get SHIT done living in a kink comic
November 14, 2025 at 1:27 AM
can't get SHIT done living in a kink comic
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piss fetishist wakes up in the wee hours
November 16, 2025 at 3:03 PM
piss fetishist wakes up in the wee hours
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it's still absolutely buckwild that they printed "she wanted his PENIS, for FUCKing her" right there in the canon lorebook
September 28, 2025 at 8:36 AM
it's still absolutely buckwild that they printed "she wanted his PENIS, for FUCKing her" right there in the canon lorebook
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Realizing I never formally posted about the Horny Little Guys here
They don't have any real lore, they're just weird little tulpa creatures who only exist when someone is consumed by a need to Fuck Something
As stated, you can draw your OCs fucking these things, you don't need to ask permission
They don't have any real lore, they're just weird little tulpa creatures who only exist when someone is consumed by a need to Fuck Something
As stated, you can draw your OCs fucking these things, you don't need to ask permission
January 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Realizing I never formally posted about the Horny Little Guys here
They don't have any real lore, they're just weird little tulpa creatures who only exist when someone is consumed by a need to Fuck Something
As stated, you can draw your OCs fucking these things, you don't need to ask permission
They don't have any real lore, they're just weird little tulpa creatures who only exist when someone is consumed by a need to Fuck Something
As stated, you can draw your OCs fucking these things, you don't need to ask permission
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(I also originally wanted to call this "Dicross" but Picross is actually a trademarked term, so I think Nintendo would send someone to cave my chest in with a rock if I did that.)
November 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
(I also originally wanted to call this "Dicross" but Picross is actually a trademarked term, so I think Nintendo would send someone to cave my chest in with a rock if I did that.)
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Hi I started making Erotic Nonograms (or EroNograms) because I have a sickness. I'll be posting the puzzles for anyone to solve for free, but patrons will get the solutions with a fancy exclusive Colored version to enhance the image.
~ patreon.com/posts/143603161 ~
~ patreon.com/posts/143603161 ~
November 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Hi I started making Erotic Nonograms (or EroNograms) because I have a sickness. I'll be posting the puzzles for anyone to solve for free, but patrons will get the solutions with a fancy exclusive Colored version to enhance the image.
~ patreon.com/posts/143603161 ~
~ patreon.com/posts/143603161 ~
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just one more minute
October 18, 2025 at 8:54 PM
just one more minute
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"Not even in my wildest dreams did I imagine that one day I would paint a picture of hot Bowser for official material, announced by Miyamoto himself. 😭 I laughed so hard in disbelief while painting, you have no idea lol"
November 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
"Not even in my wildest dreams did I imagine that one day I would paint a picture of hot Bowser for official material, announced by Miyamoto himself. 😭 I laughed so hard in disbelief while painting, you have no idea lol"
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Alright, who was getting teased on Halloween??
November 5, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Alright, who was getting teased on Halloween??
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October 27, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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which internal picture is yours? vote now on your phones!
December 4, 2024 at 7:21 PM
which internal picture is yours? vote now on your phones!
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My plush husband ate me this morning, it's a good day.
April 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
My plush husband ate me this morning, it's a good day.
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It's gonna be a tough November
November 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM
It's gonna be a tough November
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Mayoral Duties
November 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Mayoral Duties
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