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scrimms.bsky.social
@scrimms.bsky.social
Mostly here to repost jokes about the Phillies. Loves running, equal rights, and making fun of the Mets.
My mom said that my brother also fell asleep in spaghetti on multiple occasions. He's now 35 and can still fall asleep almost anywhere.
November 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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“I didn't exactly panic, but here's what was going through my head,” Liz in Wisconsin, 43, who receives SNAP benefits for her and her adult daughter, explained. “We have to eat. This money will not last. What happens in December? What about January? Do I have to make this food last all winter?”
The voices of SNAP
Recipients have become political pawns. They explained, in their own words, what Trump withholding funds has been like.
www.thehandbasket.co
November 7, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Hubs and I have been yelling about how much standing around is happening all match. You can't make things happen if you aren't giving your teammates a single option for a pass.
November 1, 2025 at 7:07 PM
My husband woke me up the other night with his arm pointing across my side of the bed saying "look over there!" repeatedly until I finally woke up and asked "what is it?"

"Hedgehog."
October 29, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Apparently, Larry David was the one who introduced the two of them: www.nytimes.com/2014/08/03/f...
No Curbs on Their Enthusiasm (Published 2014)
www.nytimes.com
October 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
My father, who told me in 2008 that my generation had not suffered enough yet to deserve a Phillies WS win, would have been LIVID.
October 10, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Yeah you can limit it to just the ones they stared at for strike 3 and then walked away from the plate while shaking their heads. It'll still take a while.
October 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Hard agree with this. Current resident of one of those central PA counties (we have more deer than people) and it definitely feels more like rural VA/WV than anywhere else.
October 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
October 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM