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Matt Smith: Graphic blandisher

Read my webcomic at https://wisecomic.com/
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Truly an incredible burn on the outer worlds. I'm sure it's been said before but it's a game trying to be futurama way way more than it's fallout new Vegas in space. At the end of the day it's just like Futurama in that it's a mostly just acceptable. It's french fries.
when Sisyphus found his rock
YouTube video by The Library of Letourneau
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November 28, 2025 at 5:03 PM
They increased my gabapentin prescription, which completely blocks my restless legs allowing me to actually sleep. It's incredible.
November 28, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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me: i say i like sucking dick, but is that simply conceptualizing the ideal dick sucking experience, and not the common reality of the jaw getting tired cuz the person can't cum from oral alone

plato: is this going anywhere

diogenes: quit interrupting him. continue
November 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
wisecomic.com/remember/

Made this thing that you can put your own positive self-talk messages that actually mean something into, and you can press the button and it shoots some nice shit about yourself back at you, through time.
Positive Self Talk Reminders
wisecomic.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Happy thanksgiving, gang
November 27, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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Police say he then turned the epic vulgar roast on himself
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 PM
getting somewhere on my character generator
November 23, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Elon is feeding entire families in Bangladesh who are just pumping out AI slop to halfwits In Oklahoma. It’s actually really funny when you step back and take a look at things
I had a popular account with a valuable audience and my Twitter payout was $80 a month-ish, to the point where I disabled monetization instead of uploading my ID. Payouts are only material if you live in a developing country, so “guy in Nigeria posting right-wing Amerislop” has taken over the site.
Twitter pays people based on engagement (views, retweets, comments, etc). It appears that many MAGA accounts are based abroad and they use AI technology to generate low-effort rage bait.

My guess is that this will get worse as AI tech improves. For instance, fake videos of minorities doing crime.
November 23, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Conundrum: I want to buy a fancy coffee for my mom for Christmas but the trader joe's Ethiopian tastes better to me than any fancy coffee I've ever bought.
November 23, 2025 at 4:35 PM
E6 has still got it:

To think we used to live in fear of the atom bomb
Now we're ordering our sandwiches from shit dot com
November 23, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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Computer, Milano, skateboard sized
Computer, 15 feet of spaghetti, single strand, lukewarm
November 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Wait, shit, shit, fuck, do I actually only like making little guys. Pictures of little guys with words coming out of their mouths. Not stories, not games. Just little guys saying things
November 23, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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If you bring your fancy peanut butter to the Home Depot paint dept they have to mix it for you
November 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Uncle Phil Classic Mode Ending
November 22, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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BILL MAHER: seems like everywhere you look these days women are saying sir we asked you to leave
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Okay Seattle I need some of y’all to tone down the class guilt in your interactions with service workers just a little. The guy at the Dick’s counter needs you to order efficiently way more than he needs 3 grand apologies and 4 appreciate yous for doing his job, it gets weird.
November 19, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Sam Altman: yeah so data centers, well you know they take a lot of power to run. And I figure, what is more powerful than Goku?

Interviewer: Goku is pretty powerful.

Altman: Goku will power our data centers.

Interviewer: yeah
August 19, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Yeah, yeah, ok, FINE. FINE I will switch to ChromeOS for x86
November 19, 2025 at 2:53 PM
November 18, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Had a dream where I was having to defend Spoon as a good band to a group of friends and acquaintances, when the time came for me to actually play them a good Spoon song, I chose Cake's cover of Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps. Now I have that and Sister Jack overlapping each other in my brain.
November 18, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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People coming to bluesky because twitter is broke
November 18, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 2:12 AM