screamingcactus.bsky.social
@screamingcactus.bsky.social
Usually when I'm running out of storage space, the biggest games that I'm not currently playing are the first to go
December 2, 2025 at 7:04 PM
The bubble is already bigger than the GDP of the entire United States, giving them a bailout would mean printing so much money that the dollar would no longer be worth the paper it's printed on, and they still wouldn't be whole because they'd be getting what is essentially Monopoly money
December 1, 2025 at 2:59 PM
"Driver's license? What's next, a license to use my toaster?"
November 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
It's fascinating how the reaction to being recognized by restaurant staff seems to be a 50/50 split between "this is nice" and "I want to die"
November 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
They also like to confuse "I don't think people should be forced to do X" with "I hate X", because they can't imagine a worldview that doesn't enforce homogeneity in some form
November 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Go ahead, grab that fifth infusion, you deserve the extra health. That clay Templar goop might not be blood but I'm sure it's fine to put in your body
November 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Drifter shoves you into her sack and turns you into a cube
November 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
...Which one of those does Star Wars fall under?
November 24, 2025 at 11:10 PM
But if Nvidia goes completely under, there won't be anymore software updates for their cards and it won't take long before games stop supporting them
November 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
But using the rolls to make a little turkey and mashed potato sandwich...
November 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The family that goes to jail for contempt of court together, stays together?
November 18, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Maybe the end goal of the brain drain on the warlocks is to turn them into magical thralls for her most favored crusaders. Eventually they just lose the ability to think for themselves completely and need a crusader to tell them what to do
November 13, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Mycrimes.txt
November 12, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Compared to fighting games where moves are classified as reactable or unreactable based on whether or not they're physically possible to react to
November 12, 2025 at 4:13 AM
That series was my hyperfixation for like three weeks, and their Skies of Arcadia series is also top notch
November 11, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I think this more like how real life hunters wear hi vis vests to avoid being shot by other hunters
November 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
This person cannot conceive of the idea that someone in an urban center might not own a car
November 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Hi
November 7, 2025 at 7:46 PM
"I have that gene that makes cilantro taste like soap. Anyway this place's tacos taste like soap, I don't get why anyone eats here and it should be shut down."
November 7, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Meanwhile the Nurgle apothecary just hawks a loogie into the open wound and calls it a day. The Nurgle boys probably need therapists more than anything else
November 7, 2025 at 2:06 AM
It's desperation, they're running out of ways to further expand their profit margins with the tools they currently have. They need a huge paradigm shift or they're going to stagnate in a system that equates stagnation with death. The same can be said for pretty much the entire economy at this point
November 7, 2025 at 1:57 AM
The ennui is stored in the boobs
November 6, 2025 at 8:00 AM
He watched these girls dive into a portal to an alternate dimension with no guarantee of a return trip just to get their dog back, I think he's aware of the lengths they'll go to to protect Steven
November 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I thought it was already funded?
November 3, 2025 at 7:43 PM
The people hoarding guns are the kind of people who cheer on this kind of violence. Nobody who owns more than tree guns is going to willingly arm an insurrection against this government
November 2, 2025 at 8:51 PM