Sctty Prry
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Has anyone considered the benefit of spiking our capital’s water supply with viagra? Congressional boners sponsored by Hims.
February 16, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Has anyone considered the benefit of spiking our capital’s water supply with viagra? Congressional boners sponsored by Hims.
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Do one thing every day that kills you
February 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Do one thing every day that kills you
Super Bowl but all the players have to wear the same little outfit.
a group of men are sitting in front of a hollywood sign
ALT: a group of men are sitting in front of a hollywood sign
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Super Bowl but all the players have to wear the same little outfit.
I’m once again here to put on record that our national anthem should be Knuck if you Buck.
February 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I’m once again here to put on record that our national anthem should be Knuck if you Buck.
Squid Games but you have to sleep on Hilton Hotels pillows for a week.
February 6, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Squid Games but you have to sleep on Hilton Hotels pillows for a week.
Why are we still making Final Destination movies?! Haven’t we had enough?!
February 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Why are we still making Final Destination movies?! Haven’t we had enough?!
Why aren’t we watching more sunsets as adults?
February 2, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Why aren’t we watching more sunsets as adults?
You guys won’t believe this and to think we will
Never know who their parents are 😭
Never know who their parents are 😭
February 2, 2025 at 3:26 AM
You guys won’t believe this and to think we will
Never know who their parents are 😭
Never know who their parents are 😭
I bet Guy Fieri got shooters
February 2, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I bet Guy Fieri got shooters
Yea but what about the price of Sun Bum sunscreen?
January 31, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Yea but what about the price of Sun Bum sunscreen?
One time I was told I was not allowed to apply for a job because I rang the bell that said ring for assistance.
January 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
One time I was told I was not allowed to apply for a job because I rang the bell that said ring for assistance.
Who invented ‘jobs’ anyway
January 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Who invented ‘jobs’ anyway