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GTA V players:
Leonardo di Caprio, with a beer and cigarette in one hand, and pointing his finger with the other.
April 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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BBC announce Alas Smith & Jones reboot
Donald Trump and Vlodymyr Zelenskyy sitting across from each other in the Vatican
April 26, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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"Why aren't you wearing black?"
Donald Trump and Vlodymyr Zelenskyy sitting across from each other in the Vatican
April 26, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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The Queen died right after meeting Liz Truss. The Pope died right after meeting JD Vance. Coincidence?
Matt Le Tissier thinking
April 21, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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He is risen
Still from This Morning. Philip Schofield and Holly Willoughby are in the studio, and they're talking to a woman from Colorado. Caption: "My husband and I have threesomes with God"
April 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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"GET ME KATY PERRY"
Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz in Apollo 13, at NASA Mission Control.
April 17, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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Liz Truss has clearly learned nothing from Matt Hancock
Split image of Matt Hancock, with a permission request from the Matt Hancock app that says "Matt Hancock would like to access your photos".
April 15, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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In a surprising twist, Robert Downey Jr will play David Essex in the next Avengers movie
Robert Downey Jr, dressed in a metal suit, and sporting flowing grey locks and a grey beard
April 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Prime Minister Keir Starmer announces new Universal theme park to be built in the UK
A roller coaster with a giant chicken head on the front carriage, with a giant sign reading "RIDE THE COCK!"
April 9, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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If you see this post a beach photo from your phone.
A bench in the foreground, with a large expanse of sandy beach behind.
April 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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I mean, who would they even play against
Headline - "Ian Wright says he'd be devastated if one team reached the FA Cup Final.
March 30, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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"Your selling technique SUCKED" #TheApprentice
Alan Sugar
March 27, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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The shopping channel episode is always one of the best #TheApprentice
Two apprentice contestants trying to sell a paddling pool from someone's garden on a TV shopping channel.
March 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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The dildo chair scene from Burn After Reading. Frances McDormand stares in surprise. A "Non-monogamy" bed with multicoloured padded sections that looks like some sort of giant Fisher Price toy. The dildo chair scene from Burn After Reading. George Clooney and Frances McDormand look back at the chair. The dildo chair scene from Burn After Reading. George Clooney and Frances McDormand look at each other.
March 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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When you zoom in to the grassy knoll
The grassy knoll, Dallas 1963 The grassy knoll, Dallas 1963 The grassy knoll, Dallas 1963 Penelope Keith, posing beside some Daffodils
March 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Best star trek crew, wrong answers only.
Chewin the Fat - Taysiders in Space, with the subtitle "Right enough gies warp factor 100, we'll open this big bastard up and see if it is shit aff a shovel right enough"
March 20, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer.

Hard mode: No villains
Hank from Breaking Bad.
March 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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SS, though. Holy fuck. #TheApprentice
Logo from The Apprentice. Dog collar that reads STRONG SAVERS, with the tag reading SS. I know, right.
March 15, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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If you see this post, quote with a bridge from your gallery.

The bridge over the tiny Loch Dunmore, Perthshire.

#photography
Wooden bridge, photo in black and white with leaves from the surrounding forest in green.
March 15, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Ted Cruz gesturing towards a red Tesla at the entrance to the White House West wing. Same picture as the previous one but zoomed in towards the car. Same picture as the previous one but zoomed in towards the windscreen of the car. A zodiac killer letter put under the windscreen wipers of a car.
March 14, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Donald Trump and Elon Musk in a red car, with the door open. With added speech bubble.
March 13, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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The Simpsons - Principal Skinner, Superintendent Chalmers, Lisa and Ralph Wiggum in the computer lab. Ralph says, "Hi Lisa. Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers." The Simpsons - Ralph Wiggum sat at a computer with a picture of a cat on screen with the word CAT spelled out below it. Ralph says, "Everything's Computer"
March 12, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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"Everything's computer"
Woman getting turned into a computer, from Superman III.
March 11, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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"Everything's computer"
Biljana Electronica and DJ Crazy Times from the "Planet of the Bass" parody song.
March 11, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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"Listen would you mind settling an argument for us?....Would you describe yourself as a dogger?"
Donald Trump and Elon Musk in a red car with the door open.
March 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM