Scott Perfecto Metzger
@scottperfecto.bsky.social
talentless economist / beer executive / BTBAM fan / sneakerhead. Mostly about Spurs & US soccer. SATX born & raised, now HI & San Diego
Aka beermonkey on the bird site.
Aka beermonkey on the bird site.
I’ve been handed the #f1 script for this weekend.
Oscar takes out Lando in T1 as an FU to Zach Brown for his horrible mismanagement. Max wins again.
Oscar sacked, Lewis back to McLaren for one last ride where it started. LH44 wins 9th* WDC next yr in send off. Zach still sucks, Oscar still robbed
Oscar takes out Lando in T1 as an FU to Zach Brown for his horrible mismanagement. Max wins again.
Oscar sacked, Lewis back to McLaren for one last ride where it started. LH44 wins 9th* WDC next yr in send off. Zach still sucks, Oscar still robbed
December 6, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I’ve been handed the #f1 script for this weekend.
Oscar takes out Lando in T1 as an FU to Zach Brown for his horrible mismanagement. Max wins again.
Oscar sacked, Lewis back to McLaren for one last ride where it started. LH44 wins 9th* WDC next yr in send off. Zach still sucks, Oscar still robbed
Oscar takes out Lando in T1 as an FU to Zach Brown for his horrible mismanagement. Max wins again.
Oscar sacked, Lewis back to McLaren for one last ride where it started. LH44 wins 9th* WDC next yr in send off. Zach still sucks, Oscar still robbed
The most evenly matched competition in Sports history might be the one for the Worst GM in Dallas.
Two all time GOATs going at it in Nico v Jerruh
#sports #cowboys #mavericks #nfl #nba
Two all time GOATs going at it in Nico v Jerruh
#sports #cowboys #mavericks #nfl #nba
August 29, 2025 at 12:02 AM
The most evenly matched competition in Sports history might be the one for the Worst GM in Dallas.
Two all time GOATs going at it in Nico v Jerruh
#sports #cowboys #mavericks #nfl #nba
Two all time GOATs going at it in Nico v Jerruh
#sports #cowboys #mavericks #nfl #nba
If you think Cracker Barrel's new logo sucks, wait until you try their food!
August 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
If you think Cracker Barrel's new logo sucks, wait until you try their food!
File this under "Evidence that this country is full of people who would be Pedos if not for fear of jail"
Fitting that we have a Pedo President, I guess.
Fitting that we have a Pedo President, I guess.
Lil Tay Claims She Made $1 Million Hours After Launching OnlyFans Account on 18th Birthday
Lil Tay posted a screenshot of her OnlyFans earnings, which total in at over $1 million. The influencer launched a profile on the adult entertainment site using content she claimed was taken at 12:01 ...
people.com
August 5, 2025 at 9:30 PM
File this under "Evidence that this country is full of people who would be Pedos if not for fear of jail"
Fitting that we have a Pedo President, I guess.
Fitting that we have a Pedo President, I guess.
It would be fantastic if this made it to trial, where Jack Smith could just submit his investigation and the underlying evidence as a defense
LOL. Trump has launched an investigation into Jack Smith for Hatch Act violations. As a reminder, the penalties for violating the Hatch Act are 1. Removal from federal service, 2. Demotion, 3. Suspension. OH NOOOOOO! www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
Office of Special Counsel launches investigation into ex-Trump prosecutor Jack Smith
The investigation comes after GOP Sen. Tom Cotton requested that Smith be investigated for “unprecedented interference in the 2024 election.”
www.nbcnews.com
August 2, 2025 at 11:18 PM
It would be fantastic if this made it to trial, where Jack Smith could just submit his investigation and the underlying evidence as a defense
Elect a clown, get a circus
August 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Elect a clown, get a circus
Australia is a net exporter of beef (and the US is it's largest customer!).
The US is a net importer of beef.
US Beef prices are also at record highs.
Let me know if you need help putting the pieces together here.
The US is a net importer of beef.
US Beef prices are also at record highs.
Let me know if you need help putting the pieces together here.
Trump falsely claims that U.S. beef had been banned in Australia and he’s changed that.
American ranchers can just get a higher price in the U.S. so they don’t sell much to Australia. The U.S. sold about $2.5 million of beef to Australia last year, according to the Australian Financial Review.
American ranchers can just get a higher price in the U.S. so they don’t sell much to Australia. The U.S. sold about $2.5 million of beef to Australia last year, according to the Australian Financial Review.
July 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Australia is a net exporter of beef (and the US is it's largest customer!).
The US is a net importer of beef.
US Beef prices are also at record highs.
Let me know if you need help putting the pieces together here.
The US is a net importer of beef.
US Beef prices are also at record highs.
Let me know if you need help putting the pieces together here.
Astronomer CEO caught having an affair with his head of HR is bad enough on a personal level... but I'm mostly thinking about how difficult it will be for him to rebuild trust within his company now that all the employees know that he likes Coldplay.
July 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Astronomer CEO caught having an affair with his head of HR is bad enough on a personal level... but I'm mostly thinking about how difficult it will be for him to rebuild trust within his company now that all the employees know that he likes Coldplay.
Of all the ways I’ve learned about companies for the first time this week, I’m going to rank “strange Cod filet offering” over “CEO publicly caught having an affair with head of HR” in terms of what’s best for the business
July 17, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Of all the ways I’ve learned about companies for the first time this week, I’m going to rank “strange Cod filet offering” over “CEO publicly caught having an affair with head of HR” in terms of what’s best for the business
The use of em dashes is not so much a sign of my use of AI... it's more so a sign of your lack of couth.
You're probably the kind who would write "LOL" in your college term papers.
You're probably the kind who would write "LOL" in your college term papers.
July 16, 2025 at 9:03 PM
The use of em dashes is not so much a sign of my use of AI... it's more so a sign of your lack of couth.
You're probably the kind who would write "LOL" in your college term papers.
You're probably the kind who would write "LOL" in your college term papers.
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if you took a dementia test and thought it was an IQ test you failed both the dementia test and the IQ test
Trump: "AOC -- look. I think she's very nice. But she's very low IQ, and we really don't need low IQ. Between her and Crockett, we're gonna give 'em both an IQ test to see who comes out best. I took a real test at Walter Reed medical center and I aced it. Now it's time for them to take a test."
July 15, 2025 at 6:03 PM
if you took a dementia test and thought it was an IQ test you failed both the dementia test and the IQ test
I’m not usually one to post spoilers, the F1: The Movie is an HR *nightmare*
July 14, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I’m not usually one to post spoilers, the F1: The Movie is an HR *nightmare*
Pacers are America's team.
June 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Pacers are America's team.
One day my grandchildren will ask me about how the Great War between the US and the Private AI Paramilitary Force ("X-Force", probably) started...
And I'll be forced to explain how two guys started tweeting mean things at each other... and then I'll be forced to explain Twitter and... ugh.
And I'll be forced to explain how two guys started tweeting mean things at each other... and then I'll be forced to explain Twitter and... ugh.
June 5, 2025 at 9:39 PM
One day my grandchildren will ask me about how the Great War between the US and the Private AI Paramilitary Force ("X-Force", probably) started...
And I'll be forced to explain how two guys started tweeting mean things at each other... and then I'll be forced to explain Twitter and... ugh.
And I'll be forced to explain how two guys started tweeting mean things at each other... and then I'll be forced to explain Twitter and... ugh.
Didn't we all know this already though? I guess it's possible some of Trump's supporters may have been in denial about it... but those who were are likely to remain so.
Will be interesting to see which Cult of Personality carries more weight, given the cults' overlapping membership.
Will be interesting to see which Cult of Personality carries more weight, given the cults' overlapping membership.
Musk says Trump is in the Epstein files and it is being covered up. This escalated quickly.
June 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Didn't we all know this already though? I guess it's possible some of Trump's supporters may have been in denial about it... but those who were are likely to remain so.
Will be interesting to see which Cult of Personality carries more weight, given the cults' overlapping membership.
Will be interesting to see which Cult of Personality carries more weight, given the cults' overlapping membership.
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Trump's tariff war could reduce the supply of Christmas toys. But deporting children could reduce the demand.
May 1, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Trump's tariff war could reduce the supply of Christmas toys. But deporting children could reduce the demand.
Syphallis brain rot could be studied, if not for the fact they cut all the medical research funding
This exchange is so very telling.
Trump repeatedly claims the photoshopped MS-13 on Kilmar Abrego Garcia's knuckles is real, Terry Moran keeps telling him it isn't, prompting Trump to say this:
"I never heard of you. I picked you. You’re not being very nice. He had MS-13 tattooed... Just say yes!"
Trump repeatedly claims the photoshopped MS-13 on Kilmar Abrego Garcia's knuckles is real, Terry Moran keeps telling him it isn't, prompting Trump to say this:
"I never heard of you. I picked you. You’re not being very nice. He had MS-13 tattooed... Just say yes!"
April 30, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Syphallis brain rot could be studied, if not for the fact they cut all the medical research funding
Well golly, a darn shame John Roberts could not have seen the entirely predictable consequences of his judicial actions (or lack thereof).
People like Roberts, Collins, Murkowski, etc all keep giving Trump the runway to do the right thing, seemingly flabbergasted when he doesn’t
People like Roberts, Collins, Murkowski, etc all keep giving Trump the runway to do the right thing, seemingly flabbergasted when he doesn’t
This is basically conceding that the executive branch is sentencing random people to death with no due process or ability to reverse an error
UPDATE: Trump seems to say for the first time that U.S. lacks ability to recover those sent to El Salvador if government deports someone erroneously. Says it’s totally up to Bukele. Seems to leave out that he could … ask Bukele to help fix an error. www.politico.com/news/2025/04...
April 12, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Well golly, a darn shame John Roberts could not have seen the entirely predictable consequences of his judicial actions (or lack thereof).
People like Roberts, Collins, Murkowski, etc all keep giving Trump the runway to do the right thing, seemingly flabbergasted when he doesn’t
People like Roberts, Collins, Murkowski, etc all keep giving Trump the runway to do the right thing, seemingly flabbergasted when he doesn’t
I'm not buying it.
No one will convince me that Dire Wolves were ever a real thing and this isn't some bullshit story to promote the next Game of Thrones spin off.
What's next "Scientists has brought back Ice Dragons"?
No one will convince me that Dire Wolves were ever a real thing and this isn't some bullshit story to promote the next Game of Thrones spin off.
What's next "Scientists has brought back Ice Dragons"?
April 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I'm not buying it.
No one will convince me that Dire Wolves were ever a real thing and this isn't some bullshit story to promote the next Game of Thrones spin off.
What's next "Scientists has brought back Ice Dragons"?
No one will convince me that Dire Wolves were ever a real thing and this isn't some bullshit story to promote the next Game of Thrones spin off.
What's next "Scientists has brought back Ice Dragons"?
As I’ve been saying…
Rand Paul: "The whole [tariffs] debate is so fundamentally backwards & upside down. It's based on a fallacy & the fallacy is this: that somehow in a trade, someone must lose. That somehow when you trade with someone, someone is taking advantage of you... I have a trade deficit with my grocery store"
April 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
As I’ve been saying…
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The risks of this tariff war are incredibly asymmetric. If we "win" perhaps we can convince Vietnam to eliminate its tariffs, but that only reduces them from 1.1% to 0%. While we wait, China is retaliating with a 34% tariff.
We stand to win very little, but lose a lot.
We stand to win very little, but lose a lot.
April 7, 2025 at 3:51 PM
The risks of this tariff war are incredibly asymmetric. If we "win" perhaps we can convince Vietnam to eliminate its tariffs, but that only reduces them from 1.1% to 0%. While we wait, China is retaliating with a 34% tariff.
We stand to win very little, but lose a lot.
We stand to win very little, but lose a lot.
When you start with the premise that trade deficits are inherently bad, it’s easy to understand… that these people are simply economically illiterate.
April 7, 2025 at 5:08 PM
When you start with the premise that trade deficits are inherently bad, it’s easy to understand… that these people are simply economically illiterate.
The good news that after 5-15 years of paying higher prices for everything, we'll all be able to get those sweatshop jobs we've always wanted.
April 3, 2025 at 3:54 AM
The good news that after 5-15 years of paying higher prices for everything, we'll all be able to get those sweatshop jobs we've always wanted.
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OMG. I was wondering that as the tariff numbers made no sense, but this is even dumber than I thought. I mean, this is "fail your econ 101 class and have to go meet with the professor" bad.
james surowiecki has discovered where the completely fabricated trump tariff rate has come from for each country
"...for every country, they just took our trade deficit with that country and divided it by the country's exports to us."
"...for every country, they just took our trade deficit with that country and divided it by the country's exports to us."
April 2, 2025 at 11:26 PM
OMG. I was wondering that as the tariff numbers made no sense, but this is even dumber than I thought. I mean, this is "fail your econ 101 class and have to go meet with the professor" bad.
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