Antifa-led Hellfire (The Cringerbread Man)
@scottopotamus.bsky.social
Originally from bird land. Multiply neurodivergent haver of chronic pain. He/Him.
Taking my nephew to the zoo at closing time to watch them put away the lemurs.
November 14, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Taking my nephew to the zoo at closing time to watch them put away the lemurs.
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please do not tell me when someone is calling my phone. that is between the other person and my phone and i am not invested in any of that business
November 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
please do not tell me when someone is calling my phone. that is between the other person and my phone and i am not invested in any of that business
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He smiles like he's forcing an intern to blow him.
Hassett: "The Council of Economic Advisers informs me that they think we're probably gonna see something like 60,000 job losses because of the shutdown, and it'll take a while to get that back."
November 13, 2025 at 10:17 PM
He smiles like he's forcing an intern to blow him.
One of my favorite High School history teachers died last night. I remember him turning to face the chalkboard so we couldn’t see him crying when we were talking about the Vietnam War. I always thought it was because he lost former students to that travesty, but now I can’t help but wonder: Was he
November 12, 2025 at 5:44 AM
One of my favorite High School history teachers died last night. I remember him turning to face the chalkboard so we couldn’t see him crying when we were talking about the Vietnam War. I always thought it was because he lost former students to that travesty, but now I can’t help but wonder: Was he
www.npr.org/2025/11/04/g...
These nuns may be the only thing keeping my hope alive.
These nuns may be the only thing keeping my hope alive.
Meet the Austrian nuns who fled a care home to break into their old convent
Octogenarian Sisters Rita, Regina and Bernadette went back to their old convent with local support, and an Instagram following. "People are calling us the rebellious sisters!" Rita says.
www.npr.org
November 12, 2025 at 3:46 AM
www.npr.org/2025/11/04/g...
These nuns may be the only thing keeping my hope alive.
These nuns may be the only thing keeping my hope alive.
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unintentionally slashing carbon emissions by making air travel too scary
TRUMP: US TO LAUNCH NEW AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL SYSTEM WITHIN 2–3 WEEKS
November 11, 2025 at 4:38 AM
unintentionally slashing carbon emissions by making air travel too scary
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The power went out and I'm trying to heat up a can of Spaghetti O's with my phone's flashlight.
October 29, 2025 at 2:20 PM
The power went out and I'm trying to heat up a can of Spaghetti O's with my phone's flashlight.
Seven ate nine is way funnier than 6,7.
November 11, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Seven ate nine is way funnier than 6,7.
I once got a compliment on my wool sweater. I said, "Thanks, a sheep made it."
November 11, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I once got a compliment on my wool sweater. I said, "Thanks, a sheep made it."
The expression “[As] Dumb as Trump” needs to enter the global lexicon.
November 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
The expression “[As] Dumb as Trump” needs to enter the global lexicon.
Not me calling Strattera my little keepy-uppy.
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Not me calling Strattera my little keepy-uppy.
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in my snootiest voice: You’re not chomping at the bit. You’re *champing* at the bit.
November 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
in my snootiest voice: You’re not chomping at the bit. You’re *champing* at the bit.
Hoping McLaren can be the team that gets the hard tires to work.
November 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Hoping McLaren can be the team that gets the hard tires to work.
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Getting old is so extra. I used to just wake and bake but now I wake and ache and bake.
November 9, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Getting old is so extra. I used to just wake and bake but now I wake and ache and bake.
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There is nothing in the Constitution that guarantees a right to eat food. So it's hard to understand why the Democrat Party thinks the SNAP issue is a political winner.
by Jonathan Turley
by Jonathan Turley
November 9, 2025 at 12:16 AM
There is nothing in the Constitution that guarantees a right to eat food. So it's hard to understand why the Democrat Party thinks the SNAP issue is a political winner.
by Jonathan Turley
by Jonathan Turley
Guided Meditation to Talk You Down Off the Fucking Ledge.
November 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Guided Meditation to Talk You Down Off the Fucking Ledge.
I had to rewind to confirm that, yes, Romain Grosjean(!) is doing the interviews of the top 3. I feel like we’ve entered the Twilight Zone of F1. What a weird session, but lots of fun to watch.
November 8, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I had to rewind to confirm that, yes, Romain Grosjean(!) is doing the interviews of the top 3. I feel like we’ve entered the Twilight Zone of F1. What a weird session, but lots of fun to watch.
This is the strangest qualifying I’ve seen in 25 years of watching F1.
November 8, 2025 at 7:04 PM
This is the strangest qualifying I’ve seen in 25 years of watching F1.
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Plethora would be a beautiful name for quite a lot of things actually
October 31, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Plethora would be a beautiful name for quite a lot of things actually
I’ve been kicked awake by a sleeping toddler at least 3 times in the past few hours.
November 8, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I’ve been kicked awake by a sleeping toddler at least 3 times in the past few hours.
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The restored East Wing.
What building should AOC name after Nancy Pelosi when she becomes President in 2029?
November 8, 2025 at 3:57 AM
The restored East Wing.
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The Hurl of Sandwich.
The defendant walked free, with a rye smile on his face.
Despite grilling him, the prosecution was unable to summon the special sauce needed to get a conviction. Their case was toast from the beginning.
And thus a hero was born.
I'm sorry. I'm trying to delete this
The defendant walked free, with a rye smile on his face.
Despite grilling him, the prosecution was unable to summon the special sauce needed to get a conviction. Their case was toast from the beginning.
And thus a hero was born.
I'm sorry. I'm trying to delete this
BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent
Sean Dunn faced single misdemeanor offense after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.
www.nbcnews.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
The Hurl of Sandwich.
The defendant walked free, with a rye smile on his face.
Despite grilling him, the prosecution was unable to summon the special sauce needed to get a conviction. Their case was toast from the beginning.
And thus a hero was born.
I'm sorry. I'm trying to delete this
The defendant walked free, with a rye smile on his face.
Despite grilling him, the prosecution was unable to summon the special sauce needed to get a conviction. Their case was toast from the beginning.
And thus a hero was born.
I'm sorry. I'm trying to delete this
I watched Pluribus today. It seems like it’s going to be really good.
November 7, 2025 at 9:31 AM
I watched Pluribus today. It seems like it’s going to be really good.
Adding Douthat to the list of names I refuse to learn how to pronounce.
November 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Adding Douthat to the list of names I refuse to learn how to pronounce.
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A thing you're not seeing if you haven't checked Twitter in the last week is all the political betting markets (Polymarket, Kalshi) are actively caping for Cuomo and spreading Zohran conspiracies on there. Usually this would be a cause for some sort of regulatory oversight but that no longer exists.
November 4, 2025 at 6:05 PM
A thing you're not seeing if you haven't checked Twitter in the last week is all the political betting markets (Polymarket, Kalshi) are actively caping for Cuomo and spreading Zohran conspiracies on there. Usually this would be a cause for some sort of regulatory oversight but that no longer exists.