Congrats!

M, exasperated, finally breaks it to Bond: "Look, 007, you're not even the MOST expensive line of espionage clones this country has at its disposal. You're just the one that gets, well, disposed of most frequently."

I just found out that Plur1bus exists like five days ago

His beard is backed WITH NUCLEAR WEAPONS

I made an Ewok Alliance infantry noncom named Yub Sergeant Nub back in high school but the GM moved away before we could play that game. In my headcanon Yub Sergeant Nub is still out there somewhere, avenging his people.

one of the few things that actually matures the tone of the forest battle. Just sixteen years later, Gungans would be leaping out of the way of blaster bolts and pre-dodging explosions like characters in the G.I. Joe cartoons.

It's not impossible, and we do find out the Empire is deliberately laying low. But if it had been my call I would have added some scars to the forest... some sport hunting. Some signs that the chance meetings were cruel. I mean, later on the fact that Ewoks are visibly killed in battle is 🧵

We don't meet them as a culture living in tension because of the Imperial presence; at first they seem almost blissfully detached from any worry about it.

I will forever maintain that Ewoks are great but a major weakness of ROTJ is all the time spent faffing about with jokey stuff like the net trap and the cooking fire rather than establishing more atmosphere and a more mature tone for the environment of the forest moon

I love his wince, it's so natural rather than gurning for the camera

Good on ya for getting checked out. Luck and strength!

At some point learning to live gracefully in your own skin just seems vastly superior to wasting so much time and money and emotional energy on pretending, especially the way numbskulls like him go about it.

Yay! Get out the calipers, everyone, we're gonna analyze skull shape like it's 1875!

Damn, this is making me miss the community aquatic center my old town in Wisconsin has. It has waterslides. :|

It's so weird that his campaign slogan "I hate you all and I'll cling to this worthless city like a tick, you bastards" didn't resonate up and down the five boroughs