Inspector Chelmey
@scottland-yard.bsky.social
Inspector at Scottland Yard, loving husband and fighter for justice.
So many people here recently. Still, no sign of Barton or Gregory...
February 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
So many people here recently. Still, no sign of Barton or Gregory...
@ottosmall.bsky.social just got arrested for battery on a minor.
In addition to a nine-year prison sentence, he also has to pay a fine of €90,000 in damages.
In addition to a nine-year prison sentence, he also has to pay a fine of €90,000 in damages.
February 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
@ottosmall.bsky.social just got arrested for battery on a minor.
In addition to a nine-year prison sentence, he also has to pay a fine of €90,000 in damages.
In addition to a nine-year prison sentence, he also has to pay a fine of €90,000 in damages.
Was in den Flammen? Ich fühle mich auf einmal so deutsch...
February 12, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Was in den Flammen? Ich fühle mich auf einmal so deutsch...
Inspektor Chelmey am Apparat 🤠
February 12, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Inspektor Chelmey am Apparat 🤠
⚠️IMPORTANT NEWS⚠️
Prime Minister Hawks just announced he would take a break from being the PM in an apology speech.
"[...] I think it's time I release a statement about myself."
bsky.app/profile/bill...
Prime Minister Hawks just announced he would take a break from being the PM in an apology speech.
"[...] I think it's time I release a statement about myself."
bsky.app/profile/bill...
My apology speech.
By Bill Bernard Hawks.
A 🧵
By Bill Bernard Hawks.
A 🧵
February 12, 2025 at 2:37 PM
⚠️IMPORTANT NEWS⚠️
Prime Minister Hawks just announced he would take a break from being the PM in an apology speech.
"[...] I think it's time I release a statement about myself."
bsky.app/profile/bill...
Prime Minister Hawks just announced he would take a break from being the PM in an apology speech.
"[...] I think it's time I release a statement about myself."
bsky.app/profile/bill...
HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME
February 11, 2025 at 10:58 PM
HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME
@constantinethedog.bsky.social are you okay? You should seek shelter.
February 11, 2025 at 10:58 PM
@constantinethedog.bsky.social are you okay? You should seek shelter.
Reposted by Inspector Chelmey
⚠️⚠️IMPORTANT NEWS⚠️⚠️
The Deputy Prime Minister has just called a national emergency! This is not a drill. I repeat: the Deputy Prime Minister has just called a national crisis situation.
PLEASE REMAIN CALM AND DO NOT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE IF POSSIBLE.
The Deputy Prime Minister has just called a national emergency! This is not a drill. I repeat: the Deputy Prime Minister has just called a national crisis situation.
PLEASE REMAIN CALM AND DO NOT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE IF POSSIBLE.
February 11, 2025 at 10:41 PM
⚠️⚠️IMPORTANT NEWS⚠️⚠️
The Deputy Prime Minister has just called a national emergency! This is not a drill. I repeat: the Deputy Prime Minister has just called a national crisis situation.
PLEASE REMAIN CALM AND DO NOT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE IF POSSIBLE.
The Deputy Prime Minister has just called a national emergency! This is not a drill. I repeat: the Deputy Prime Minister has just called a national crisis situation.
PLEASE REMAIN CALM AND DO NOT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE IF POSSIBLE.
Ms. Claire Foley passed away at age of- Oh, nevermind? I am unsure.
February 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Ms. Claire Foley passed away at age of- Oh, nevermind? I am unsure.
Izza... Grosky... And Barton... This is all just a nightmare, just a really bad and long nightmare...
February 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Izza... Grosky... And Barton... This is all just a nightmare, just a really bad and long nightmare...
⚠️⚠️IMPORTANT NEWS⚠️⚠️
The Deputy Prime Minister has just called a national emergency! This is not a drill. I repeat: the Deputy Prime Minister has just called a national crisis situation.
PLEASE REMAIN CALM AND DO NOT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE IF POSSIBLE.
The Deputy Prime Minister has just called a national emergency! This is not a drill. I repeat: the Deputy Prime Minister has just called a national crisis situation.
PLEASE REMAIN CALM AND DO NOT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE IF POSSIBLE.
February 11, 2025 at 10:41 PM
⚠️⚠️IMPORTANT NEWS⚠️⚠️
The Deputy Prime Minister has just called a national emergency! This is not a drill. I repeat: the Deputy Prime Minister has just called a national crisis situation.
PLEASE REMAIN CALM AND DO NOT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE IF POSSIBLE.
The Deputy Prime Minister has just called a national emergency! This is not a drill. I repeat: the Deputy Prime Minister has just called a national crisis situation.
PLEASE REMAIN CALM AND DO NOT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE IF POSSIBLE.
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February 11, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Oof... I am okay. I am alright. Just breathe in and breathe out.
February 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Oof... I am okay. I am alright. Just breathe in and breathe out.
Sir Ramón, civilian of the village Saint Mystére, just passed away at the age of 28.
February 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Sir Ramón, civilian of the village Saint Mystére, just passed away at the age of 28.
G̵̟̖̣̽́̈́̎̆̐͝R̷̛̲̬̈̚Ó̵̼̤͖̱S̴̡̞̮͇̿̽̅̚͠K̸̡͔̩͙͚̇́͗Y̵̛͚͆̍̚ ̷̝̣͖͎̗̯̎̏̅̅̚D̵͓̬͎̪̖͚̓̈̀̚O̵̢͙̱͗̕N̴͔̖̟̖̞̖̤̈̋'̶̡̟̫̲̃̿̌̽͒͜T̷̫̯̞̭̅̀̿͛̒̀̚ ̴͓̹̱͍̹̠͛̓̏͆Ğ̸̤̝̙̠͇͊Ö̵̰̖̣́
February 11, 2025 at 10:25 PM
G̵̟̖̣̽́̈́̎̆̐͝R̷̛̲̬̈̚Ó̵̼̤͖̱S̴̡̞̮͇̿̽̅̚͠K̸̡͔̩͙͚̇́͗Y̵̛͚͆̍̚ ̷̝̣͖͎̗̯̎̏̅̅̚D̵͓̬͎̪̖͚̓̈̀̚O̵̢͙̱͗̕N̴͔̖̟̖̞̖̤̈̋'̶̡̟̫̲̃̿̌̽͒͜T̷̫̯̞̭̅̀̿͛̒̀̚ ̴͓̹̱͍̹̠͛̓̏͆Ğ̸̤̝̙̠͇͊Ö̵̰̖̣́
It is so difficult not to act emotional. But right now, it is important for us to keep our cool.
February 11, 2025 at 10:25 PM
It is so difficult not to act emotional. But right now, it is important for us to keep our cool.
The office of the new Prime Minister was just raided by the Metropolian Police and Scotland Yard. According to some, PM passed durring the event.
February 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
The office of the new Prime Minister was just raided by the Metropolian Police and Scotland Yard. According to some, PM passed durring the event.
Formerly inspected criminal "Jean Descole" denies any relation to the passing of the late Bill Hawks.
The prime minister is dead? Hm. I was not informed of this event. I have taken time off the media.
I had no intentions in killing the prime minister. I’m not a monster y’know. I wouldn’t stoop so low to murder someone like Bill Hawks. That’s a death sentence within itself.
I had no intentions in killing the prime minister. I’m not a monster y’know. I wouldn’t stoop so low to murder someone like Bill Hawks. That’s a death sentence within itself.
February 11, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Formerly inspected criminal "Jean Descole" denies any relation to the passing of the late Bill Hawks.
If ANYONE gets fired by PM, I hope it is this guy.
February 11, 2025 at 10:10 PM
If ANYONE gets fired by PM, I hope it is this guy.
"It seems like there is some sort of virus going around. [...] The police would only make mathers more complicated. Scottland Yard should stop being so curious." -Prime Minister ?̴̡̨̧̛̥̯̘͖͇͓̥͇̩̣̣̼̘͍̟̭͍͉̙͚̖̈́̓̂̑̑̈́͒̏͊̔̌̿̾̍́́̾́̂̀͋̾̑͊͌͛̓͊͋̇̀͛̍̐͒̕̚͘̕?̸̧̛̦̪̦̱̥̖̂̈́̐͌̿̾̈́͒̋̂͊̄̈́̕?̷̧̡͇͈̲̥̭͈͕̗̐͆̓̎̍̇̍̈̀̿̌͐̌͊̊͆̊̈̂̏̋̄͊͛͛́͐͐̂̑̿͑͂̈̉̾̈́̆̌̿̔̾͂̅͘͘͝͝?̶̧̢̮͇̟̻̥̙͔̮͕͚̣̫̋́̀̈͒̓͆͋̑̆̉̋̂̂͋̂̏̐̑̉͗̅̑̍̏̓̇̈́͗̑̈́͋̔̄̀̐͋́̚̕͜͝͝͠
February 11, 2025 at 10:01 PM
"It seems like there is some sort of virus going around. [...] The police would only make mathers more complicated. Scottland Yard should stop being so curious." -Prime Minister ?̴̡̨̧̛̥̯̘͖͇͓̥͇̩̣̣̼̘͍̟̭͍͉̙͚̖̈́̓̂̑̑̈́͒̏͊̔̌̿̾̍́́̾́̂̀͋̾̑͊͌͛̓͊͋̇̀͛̍̐͒̕̚͘̕?̸̧̛̦̪̦̱̥̖̂̈́̐͌̿̾̈́͒̋̂͊̄̈́̕?̷̧̡͇͈̲̥̭͈͕̗̐͆̓̎̍̇̍̈̀̿̌͐̌͊̊͆̊̈̂̏̋̄͊͛͛́͐͐̂̑̿͑͂̈̉̾̈́̆̌̿̔̾͂̅͘͘͝͝?̶̧̢̮͇̟̻̥̙͔̮͕͚̣̫̋́̀̈͒̓͆͋̑̆̉̋̂̂͋̂̏̐̑̉͗̅̑̍̏̓̇̈́͗̑̈́͋̔̄̀̐͋́̚̕͜͝͝͠
The Prime Minister is thinking about replacing forces of the police and Scottland Yard. Concerning.
February 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
The Prime Minister is thinking about replacing forces of the police and Scottland Yard. Concerning.
The Prime Minister has just ordered that Professor Layton must be quarantined for an indefinite period of time.
@professorlayton.bsky.social @futurehlayton.bsky.social @profhartleylayton.bsky.social due to a lack of clarification, this affects all three of you. Very sorry.
@professorlayton.bsky.social @futurehlayton.bsky.social @profhartleylayton.bsky.social due to a lack of clarification, this affects all three of you. Very sorry.
February 11, 2025 at 9:46 PM
The Prime Minister has just ordered that Professor Layton must be quarantined for an indefinite period of time.
@professorlayton.bsky.social @futurehlayton.bsky.social @profhartleylayton.bsky.social due to a lack of clarification, this affects all three of you. Very sorry.
@professorlayton.bsky.social @futurehlayton.bsky.social @profhartleylayton.bsky.social due to a lack of clarification, this affects all three of you. Very sorry.