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What the fuck am I even talking about?
FINALLY!!
November 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
FINALLY!!
“If our intestines were square, our poop would look way different.” and other phrases to fill in silence this Thanksgiving.
November 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
“If our intestines were square, our poop would look way different.” and other phrases to fill in silence this Thanksgiving.
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
Iwona B. Actyn
November 26, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Iwona B. Actyn
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Since tuna is the chicken of the sea, I call turkey the swordfish of the land.
November 22, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Since tuna is the chicken of the sea, I call turkey the swordfish of the land.
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Instead of arguing about politics, this holiday season we should all sit our Boomer parents down and explain the lore of Death Stranding.
November 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Instead of arguing about politics, this holiday season we should all sit our Boomer parents down and explain the lore of Death Stranding.
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The Chair Company has the highest incidence of "sentences that have never been said before" in all of modern media
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The Chair Company has the highest incidence of "sentences that have never been said before" in all of modern media
Not beating the “Everyone is 12” allegations.
November 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Not beating the “Everyone is 12” allegations.
This is the most beautiful South Dakota aesthetic I’ve seen
November 23, 2025 at 4:37 AM
This is the most beautiful South Dakota aesthetic I’ve seen
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Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday
November 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday
I’ve gotta horse like a racepiss
November 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I’ve gotta horse like a racepiss
There’s an all-timer bit in this episode where Boomhauer and Bob Dylan incoherently ramble to each other, and it kills me every time. And then you realize that this was only THE FOURTH EPISODE OF THE SERIES.
November 21, 2025 at 8:02 PM
There’s an all-timer bit in this episode where Boomhauer and Bob Dylan incoherently ramble to each other, and it kills me every time. And then you realize that this was only THE FOURTH EPISODE OF THE SERIES.
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NEW: ICE has finally released post-shutdown detention data. The latest data reveals that a full 40%(!) of people arrested in the interior and held in ICE detention have no criminal record; no criminal charges or prior convictions. That is up from just 4% when Trump took office.
November 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
NEW: ICE has finally released post-shutdown detention data. The latest data reveals that a full 40%(!) of people arrested in the interior and held in ICE detention have no criminal record; no criminal charges or prior convictions. That is up from just 4% when Trump took office.
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What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/
There it is
November 21, 2025 at 6:00 AM
There it is
There should be a biopic about the person who has to dry clean the mustard stains out of the president’s suits.
November 21, 2025 at 2:08 AM
There should be a biopic about the person who has to dry clean the mustard stains out of the president’s suits.
Downside: You’re going to jail.
Upside: Warden’s throwing a party.
Upside: Warden’s throwing a party.
lol come on
November 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Downside: You’re going to jail.
Upside: Warden’s throwing a party.
Upside: Warden’s throwing a party.
If I had a prominent Twitter account, I would make an official-sounding tweet saying something like, “BREAKING: Critical thinking skills are on steep decline according to Reuters.” just to see how many ask grok if it’s real.
November 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
If I had a prominent Twitter account, I would make an official-sounding tweet saying something like, “BREAKING: Critical thinking skills are on steep decline according to Reuters.” just to see how many ask grok if it’s real.
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im fucking crying dawg
November 20, 2025 at 8:05 PM
im fucking crying dawg
Yes! More performative, strongly-worded letters without the threat of any actual change!
November 20, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Yes! More performative, strongly-worded letters without the threat of any actual change!
Jodie! Please tell us your birthday wish.
November 20, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Jodie! Please tell us your birthday wish.