Scott Oliver
@scottfree4.bsky.social
I chase nickels across spreadsheets
You guys will never guess which part of this made my 9 year old son laugh out loud and rewind so he could hear it again.
December 1, 2025 at 11:56 PM
You guys will never guess which part of this made my 9 year old son laugh out loud and rewind so he could hear it again.
It’s like living through the kick six and the prayer at Jordan Hare all over again.
November 30, 2025 at 4:13 PM
It’s like living through the kick six and the prayer at Jordan Hare all over again.
Absolutely not. If this goes long enough, He’ll slip up and start speaking in his real accent.
November 30, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Absolutely not. If this goes long enough, He’ll slip up and start speaking in his real accent.
Well the obvious solution is for someone to divorce Florida Football and take all its money and it will be forced to figure it out.
November 23, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Well the obvious solution is for someone to divorce Florida Football and take all its money and it will be forced to figure it out.
He’s my favorite filmmaker because he doesn’t give a shit about anything but the box office receipts.
November 7, 2025 at 9:03 PM
He’s my favorite filmmaker because he doesn’t give a shit about anything but the box office receipts.
Congrats! You got to personally witness the thaw!
November 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Congrats! You got to personally witness the thaw!
Waldo’s here! You can search for him!
November 2, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Waldo’s here! You can search for him!
Hey, if someone gets fired on Monday you might be proud to witness this one too!
November 2, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Hey, if someone gets fired on Monday you might be proud to witness this one too!
Is a 3-0 loss worse than a 3–2 victory? Asking for a friend
November 2, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Is a 3-0 loss worse than a 3–2 victory? Asking for a friend
“I’ll go to the NFL, there won’t be any Mannings for me to deal with there!”
October 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
“I’ll go to the NFL, there won’t be any Mannings for me to deal with there!”
Just imagining all the money guys who forced this through at the Birmingham Bowl saying through gritted teeth,”fuck the playoffs! The Birmingham bowl is where it’s at! I love sitting in the freezing rain watching my team’s offense get suck in neutral”
October 20, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Just imagining all the money guys who forced this through at the Birmingham Bowl saying through gritted teeth,”fuck the playoffs! The Birmingham bowl is where it’s at! I love sitting in the freezing rain watching my team’s offense get suck in neutral”
You can take the exotic plant out of Auburn but some that blursed groundwater remains.
October 19, 2025 at 11:45 PM
You can take the exotic plant out of Auburn but some that blursed groundwater remains.
They all sat in a room and said well it will all be fine once he starts winning and never even considered how bad it would be if he never started winning.
October 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
They all sat in a room and said well it will all be fine once he starts winning and never even considered how bad it would be if he never started winning.
Go ahead and declare the state of emergency now
October 19, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Go ahead and declare the state of emergency now
North Carolina has the opportunity to do the funniest thing
October 11, 2025 at 12:36 AM
North Carolina has the opportunity to do the funniest thing
Tune in to the next episode of Phantom Island where @stevengodfrey.bsky.social will try to murder Ryan for this joke!
September 28, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Tune in to the next episode of Phantom Island where @stevengodfrey.bsky.social will try to murder Ryan for this joke!
I almost wish I hadn’t deleted my Twitter. I got blocked by some folks who are probably going through it today.
September 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I almost wish I hadn’t deleted my Twitter. I got blocked by some folks who are probably going through it today.
I never noticed it before but that hairline is a hate crime
September 27, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I never noticed it before but that hairline is a hate crime
I think at this rate the defense will hold up until the start of the 4th
September 27, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I think at this rate the defense will hold up until the start of the 4th
Ray Lewis probably looks under his bed for Marvin Harrison Sr every night before he goes to sleep
September 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Ray Lewis probably looks under his bed for Marvin Harrison Sr every night before he goes to sleep
We played a lot of bad offenses last year
September 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
We played a lot of bad offenses last year
I mean until a few years ago Matt Ryan and Julio were basically captain America with Mjolnir fighting Thanos every weekend and that was always entertaining even though the results weren’t what you wanted. Now I’m just waiting for everyone involved to be fired.
September 7, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I mean until a few years ago Matt Ryan and Julio were basically captain America with Mjolnir fighting Thanos every weekend and that was always entertaining even though the results weren’t what you wanted. Now I’m just waiting for everyone involved to be fired.
Brian Ferentz redemption tour loading?
September 6, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Brian Ferentz redemption tour loading?