The six wins we need will be: (in no particular order)

Wolves H
West Ham A
Fulham H
Forest H
Brentford H
Sunderland H

Pick up some draws against Everton, Palace, Villa and Scum and we'll be ok #lufc

Fuhrer Ted
Birds of a Flagger
Little England
Absolutely Flagulous

We only have Pepsi..is that ok?

50% more melanin and "panicked in the moment" would have been "pre-meditated horror attack".

Think of Raph and Tanaka. Plucked from relative obscurity for cut price fees and make an impact worth multiples of their original outlay. There is potential out there, hidden under rocks and stuck on the bench whilst the big name signing takes the applause. We just have to find it and harness it.

Agreed that understanding PSR is a necessary evil. But the amount we spend shouldn't be the determining factor of our success/survival. It's how we spend it that is key. I always cringe when I see links to this player or that player and the metric on whether they are any good is the fee we pay.

PSR doesn't score goals or make last ditch tackles. PSR doesn't roar the team on to go and grab an injury time winner. I know we need to up the quality of the squad but don't forget that the enduring appeal of the game is it's ability to create that magic that defies spreadsheets.

Need a couple of early second half goals here and then 20mins of Har...argie Ramazani #lufc

Need a couple of early second half goals here and then 20mins of Harry Gray #lufc

Need a quality CB to start alongside Rodon. Strujik as backup. James as an impact sub with 20mins to go

It's as if they think that the economy is run by someone pushing buttons and pulling levers in a 'nerve centre' in Whitehall.

Ramazani, Gnonto and James with Joseph up top should be our first choice front 4.

Sky admitted the mistake in commentary later in the game. The Luton player was booked for an earlier challenge where the ref had played advantage. It just happened to coincide with Rodon fouling another player.