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👋🏻 • Actress, model, Scotsman, idiot savant, ordinary housewife, Est. 1972 •
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🏡 • Scotland 🏴 Alba •
⚠️ • Astonishingly likely to be NSFW •
⛔️ • NO sales messages •
Might have located Patsy Stone.
October 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Might have located Patsy Stone.
October 12, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I had to search to learn more about portrait mode in iOS, I was VERY obviously far too focused on the face (and crotch) of the subject to be able to actually notice the difference.
For illustrative purposes.
For illustrative purposes.
July 13, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I had to search to learn more about portrait mode in iOS, I was VERY obviously far too focused on the face (and crotch) of the subject to be able to actually notice the difference.
For illustrative purposes.
For illustrative purposes.
It’s 10 years since CitySprinter vanished from Glasgow and our dreams of high speed unsafe travel to and from Eastwood Toll were dashed.
July 2, 2025 at 12:43 PM
It’s 10 years since CitySprinter vanished from Glasgow and our dreams of high speed unsafe travel to and from Eastwood Toll were dashed.
It was the social in town today, but in all honesty I have never felt more remote.
April 13, 2025 at 6:36 PM
It was the social in town today, but in all honesty I have never felt more remote.
As our dear, dear, beloved Gabrielle once said, well, she actually said it 9 times, dreams can come true. #silentduck #quackless
April 13, 2025 at 5:39 AM
As our dear, dear, beloved Gabrielle once said, well, she actually said it 9 times, dreams can come true. #silentduck #quackless
At friend’s in darkest Peru (Ayrshire) for their 50th birthday.
March 15, 2025 at 8:51 PM
At friend’s in darkest Peru (Ayrshire) for their 50th birthday.
Did you know that the real reason the Flumps and the Wombles disappeared from public life is that their entire populations were wiped out during muirburn.
This is also why Enya and more recently Kanye West were never able to release albums of music showcasing that magical instrument, the flumpet.
This is also why Enya and more recently Kanye West were never able to release albums of music showcasing that magical instrument, the flumpet.
February 7, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Did you know that the real reason the Flumps and the Wombles disappeared from public life is that their entire populations were wiped out during muirburn.
This is also why Enya and more recently Kanye West were never able to release albums of music showcasing that magical instrument, the flumpet.
This is also why Enya and more recently Kanye West were never able to release albums of music showcasing that magical instrument, the flumpet.
That’s you on the right, laughing, thinking it’s all fine cause 2024 is nearly over.
December 31, 2024 at 11:05 PM
That’s you on the right, laughing, thinking it’s all fine cause 2024 is nearly over.
I really mean that.
December 31, 2024 at 6:56 PM
I really mean that.
My orchid, has only got one etc.
December 30, 2024 at 4:55 PM
My orchid, has only got one etc.
Tha mi 'n dòchas gum bidh Nollaig Chridheil agaibh agus gum bidh Bodach na Nollaig math dhuibh.
I hope that you will have a Merry Christmas and that Santa will be good to you x
(Remember, cheese is absolutely amazing)
I hope that you will have a Merry Christmas and that Santa will be good to you x
(Remember, cheese is absolutely amazing)
December 24, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Tha mi 'n dòchas gum bidh Nollaig Chridheil agaibh agus gum bidh Bodach na Nollaig math dhuibh.
I hope that you will have a Merry Christmas and that Santa will be good to you x
(Remember, cheese is absolutely amazing)
I hope that you will have a Merry Christmas and that Santa will be good to you x
(Remember, cheese is absolutely amazing)
I’ve had red wine, it’s like a truth serum. Waiter brought cutlery, it took me ALL my strength to not ask him to get his kit off.
November 22, 2024 at 8:52 PM
I’ve had red wine, it’s like a truth serum. Waiter brought cutlery, it took me ALL my strength to not ask him to get his kit off.
Nothing to see here …
November 17, 2024 at 10:09 PM
Nothing to see here …
And remember, it might be 12 inches but it smells like a foot.
November 11, 2024 at 11:03 PM
And remember, it might be 12 inches but it smells like a foot.
Meanwhile, in Florida …
November 7, 2024 at 10:41 PM
Meanwhile, in Florida …