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Sci Papi
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Scientist. Newcomer. Here to be entertained.

Veni. Vidi. Vici. Revenge bedtime procrastinator.
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If I leave out a comma it's because I don't want you to breathe.
August 26, 2024 at 9:02 AM
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How I feel after doom scrolling for an hour
December 11, 2024 at 7:09 PM
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willem dafoe as holiday characters: thread
December 15, 2024 at 11:08 PM
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Oh, you "heard" there was a secret chord that David played and it pleased the Lord? Cite your sources, bro. This is how misinformation spreads
November 17, 2024 at 3:16 PM
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Here's that apostrophe that was missing from my post from a few days ago:

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November 19, 2024 at 7:58 PM
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I’m sick of the Louvre gatekeeping access to great works of art. They should let you borrow the Mona Lisa for the weekend
November 23, 2024 at 11:57 PM
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Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.
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November 27, 2024 at 6:24 PM
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Nodding off. Not from drugs just tragically middle aged.
December 1, 2024 at 4:08 AM
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*points to fridge* ...and this is where I keep my feelings.
November 25, 2024 at 3:36 PM
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Other corvids are nice too. 🪶
November 23, 2024 at 10:09 PM
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Imagine getting enough sleep.
November 24, 2024 at 4:49 AM
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Wondering how to use Bluesky feeds, blocklists, and filters? Are you worried that Bluesky will inevitably turn evil? Are you wondering what the Alf thing is about, but are too afraid to ask?

I try to answer your questions here:

little-flying-robots.ghost.io/the-great-bl...
The Great Bluesky Migration: I Answer (Some) Of Your Questions
For the last year and a half, us Bluesky users have frequently reminded one another that we are merely posters on a niche microblogging website. It's intended as a warning about hubris. A protective ...
little-flying-robots.ghost.io
November 21, 2024 at 8:06 PM
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ME: the masseuse said it’s normal for me to get a slight erection

OPTOMETRIST:
November 23, 2024 at 1:34 PM
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I don’t think it will all fit in there.
November 20, 2024 at 2:10 PM
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I'm at that age where my mind still thinks I'm 29, my sense of humour suggests I'm 12, whilst my body mostly keeps asking if I'm sure I'm not dead yet.
November 20, 2024 at 2:25 PM
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Somehow I always thought that being on the right side of history would probably feel better than this.
November 9, 2024 at 6:16 PM
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*slides into your DMs to discuss your gut health
November 20, 2024 at 4:24 PM
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Good morning Bluesky! Good morning World! 💕
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November 18, 2024 at 6:03 AM
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Beeker is the best muppet and it’s not up for debate
a close up of a stuffed animal with big eyes and red hair holding a cup .
ALT: a close up of a stuffed animal with big eyes and red hair holding a cup .
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2024 at 2:21 AM
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gonna start saying “tadaa” every time i complete the most mundane tasks. you know, jazz it up a little.
November 18, 2024 at 5:27 PM
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November 18, 2024 at 12:19 PM
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Word of this morning is ‘procaffeinate’: to put everything on hold until you’ve had sufficient amounts of coffee.
November 18, 2024 at 8:15 AM
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May you be happy. May you have peace. May no email ever find you again.
November 19, 2024 at 12:58 AM