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Woke up with heartburn and immediately couldn't stop thinking about my middle school girlfriend. Why am I cursed to be awake right nowwwwwww
May 2, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Woke up with heartburn and immediately couldn't stop thinking about my middle school girlfriend. Why am I cursed to be awake right nowwwwwww
You ever just look at old pictures of you and your partner and it just makes you so appreciative of them
April 21, 2025 at 3:58 AM
You ever just look at old pictures of you and your partner and it just makes you so appreciative of them
Im not even mad about the amount that I have to learn for my nursing degree, my tests are hard but important. I need to learn a lot about the human body to care for people properly. I just don't understand how someone can learn so much and yet still end up an anti-vaxx nurse.
April 13, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Im not even mad about the amount that I have to learn for my nursing degree, my tests are hard but important. I need to learn a lot about the human body to care for people properly. I just don't understand how someone can learn so much and yet still end up an anti-vaxx nurse.
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Warmer days....shorter inseams on men's shorts....I am not asking 🔫
April 4, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Warmer days....shorter inseams on men's shorts....I am not asking 🔫
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Ohh "America First" was a hit list
April 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Ohh "America First" was a hit list
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"Aren't you the country where people hang plastic testicles on their cars?" Ok wise guy, and where do people in your country hang them?
February 15, 2025 at 2:52 PM
"Aren't you the country where people hang plastic testicles on their cars?" Ok wise guy, and where do people in your country hang them?
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Loving boyfriend snores near me and keeps me up at night and makes me want to -insert kind and definitely endearing action here-
February 8, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Loving boyfriend snores near me and keeps me up at night and makes me want to -insert kind and definitely endearing action here-
I don't want to be online to connect with my friends but the world isn't set up for that anymore.
February 3, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I don't want to be online to connect with my friends but the world isn't set up for that anymore.
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Made myself some tofu breakfast sandwiches last week and made more for this week and I cant believe it took me this long to remember how much I love tofu!
January 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Made myself some tofu breakfast sandwiches last week and made more for this week and I cant believe it took me this long to remember how much I love tofu!
Waking up after hanging with my childhood BFF and watching our the "cops" equivilant for our county.
January 12, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Waking up after hanging with my childhood BFF and watching our the "cops" equivilant for our county.
God im so happy to be home
December 28, 2024 at 6:22 AM
God im so happy to be home
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sorry I called you a bitch it was my cursed amulet
December 18, 2024 at 2:27 AM
sorry I called you a bitch it was my cursed amulet
Release me from this administrative prison. I must go home and play Subnautica 2 and make cookies
December 10, 2024 at 10:08 PM
Release me from this administrative prison. I must go home and play Subnautica 2 and make cookies
Want to give someone the gift of humility this holiday season 🎄
December 7, 2024 at 1:14 AM
Want to give someone the gift of humility this holiday season 🎄
It's that time of month that I am back to boyfriend posting
November 27, 2024 at 6:44 PM
It's that time of month that I am back to boyfriend posting
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Just saw the most looney toon smoke come from a chimney creating a perfectly horizontal line in the sky looking like it should have a hand at the end with a finger beckoning you to wiff
November 19, 2024 at 2:35 AM
Just saw the most looney toon smoke come from a chimney creating a perfectly horizontal line in the sky looking like it should have a hand at the end with a finger beckoning you to wiff
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[at a circle jerk] one of you will betray me
November 15, 2024 at 9:51 PM
[at a circle jerk] one of you will betray me
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I'm sure this Cabinet of inexperienced grifters who excel solely at advancing their own careers will produce an administration that runs like a well-oiled machine.
November 13, 2024 at 9:19 PM
I'm sure this Cabinet of inexperienced grifters who excel solely at advancing their own careers will produce an administration that runs like a well-oiled machine.
Woke up at 3am to my cat presenting this "catch" from her nightly "hunt". This isn't the present I expected from her and I'm not sure what to think about it. Picture drawn by @sir.bsky.social
November 13, 2024 at 11:33 PM
Woke up at 3am to my cat presenting this "catch" from her nightly "hunt". This isn't the present I expected from her and I'm not sure what to think about it. Picture drawn by @sir.bsky.social