Make it make sense
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Toddler Mom 👶🏾. TarHeel 🐏. DST 🔺 . Georgia 🍑
“Ocean” and “Oh Shit” sound a bit too similar coming from a toddler. I’m going to choose to believe he meant the former 😬
September 5, 2025 at 11:08 AM
“Ocean” and “Oh Shit” sound a bit too similar coming from a toddler. I’m going to choose to believe he meant the former 😬
The hunting wives was crazy af.
August 5, 2025 at 5:10 AM
The hunting wives was crazy af.
This woman is less than 24hrs from me opening an ombuds case against her and she doesn’t even know how close she is to having a whole world of problems.
July 21, 2025 at 9:16 PM
This woman is less than 24hrs from me opening an ombuds case against her and she doesn’t even know how close she is to having a whole world of problems.
I want to be left alone so bad but these kids keep finding me and I have no peace 😩😩😩😩
July 16, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I want to be left alone so bad but these kids keep finding me and I have no peace 😩😩😩😩
My toxic trait is that every time I get an email I don’t like, I hop right on LinkedIn.
July 15, 2025 at 6:01 PM
My toxic trait is that every time I get an email I don’t like, I hop right on LinkedIn.
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Bring back the computer games era
July 13, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Bring back the computer games era
I don’t trust anyone who isn’t keeping their outlook calendar updated.
July 8, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I don’t trust anyone who isn’t keeping their outlook calendar updated.
Both of my dependents have camp/daycare today and I don’t have to work! It’s about to be a DAY!
July 3, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Both of my dependents have camp/daycare today and I don’t have to work! It’s about to be a DAY!
My favorite thing my son does now is check on me like I’m a toddler too.
“You went potty mommy? Good job, wash your hands”
Going downstairs, “hold on to the rail mommy”
He sneezes, “say bless me mommy”
“You went potty mommy? Good job, wash your hands”
Going downstairs, “hold on to the rail mommy”
He sneezes, “say bless me mommy”
June 23, 2025 at 11:14 AM
My favorite thing my son does now is check on me like I’m a toddler too.
“You went potty mommy? Good job, wash your hands”
Going downstairs, “hold on to the rail mommy”
He sneezes, “say bless me mommy”
“You went potty mommy? Good job, wash your hands”
Going downstairs, “hold on to the rail mommy”
He sneezes, “say bless me mommy”
I’m about 2-3 weeks from putting these braids back in.
June 4, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I’m about 2-3 weeks from putting these braids back in.
Teaching your kids how to advocate for themselves is really a catch 22 bc now I’m asking my 3yr old to brush his teeth and he says “no” and when I ask him again he’s talking about “no means no” “I said no” “no is a full sentence” 🙄🙄🙄
May 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Teaching your kids how to advocate for themselves is really a catch 22 bc now I’m asking my 3yr old to brush his teeth and he says “no” and when I ask him again he’s talking about “no means no” “I said no” “no is a full sentence” 🙄🙄🙄
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the weekend should be longer it’s not fair 😔
May 18, 2025 at 3:13 PM
the weekend should be longer it’s not fair 😔
Does anyone want to give me $200 cash in exchange for a $250 Amazon (or other major retailer) gift card?
May 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Does anyone want to give me $200 cash in exchange for a $250 Amazon (or other major retailer) gift card?
I’ve decided to get ahead of the game and start working on my “fall body” instead of the summer one. If I do this right, I’ll have my winter body ready by Labor Day.
May 15, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I’ve decided to get ahead of the game and start working on my “fall body” instead of the summer one. If I do this right, I’ll have my winter body ready by Labor Day.
Happy Mother’s Day mamas!!
May 11, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Happy Mother’s Day mamas!!
Never done a walk in to a nail salon and they didn’t lie about how fast they could see me.
May 8, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Never done a walk in to a nail salon and they didn’t lie about how fast they could see me.
Shooters, shoot.
May 6, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Shooters, shoot.
Made myself late to my workout bc I forgot my watch and just had to go back then forgot to turn it on for the first 10min 😒
May 2, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Made myself late to my workout bc I forgot my watch and just had to go back then forgot to turn it on for the first 10min 😒
Happy May Day to those in cultures that actually respect their countries hard workers!
May 1, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Happy May Day to those in cultures that actually respect their countries hard workers!
I got a message saying my Lyft driver was deaf or hard of hearing for my 4:15am ride so I was excited he wouldn’t talk to me…why has he not shut up SINCE I GOT IN THE CAR! It’s 4am dude, I do not want to speak to you. You want a tip, shut tf up.
April 26, 2025 at 8:25 AM
I got a message saying my Lyft driver was deaf or hard of hearing for my 4:15am ride so I was excited he wouldn’t talk to me…why has he not shut up SINCE I GOT IN THE CAR! It’s 4am dude, I do not want to speak to you. You want a tip, shut tf up.
Used Erika’s as a light skinned scale tonight and she’ll never know bc she’s still on that other app.
April 18, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Used Erika’s as a light skinned scale tonight and she’ll never know bc she’s still on that other app.
Stop putting your home address on your resume and then making it publicly searchable on job search domains.
April 15, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Stop putting your home address on your resume and then making it publicly searchable on job search domains.
Is your baby still a bastard if he was born in your married boyfriend’s wedlock?
April 15, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Is your baby still a bastard if he was born in your married boyfriend’s wedlock?