The Schlocketeer
@schlocketeer.bsky.social
Celebrating cinema from the grindhouse to the arthouse and all that lies between.
Pinned
This is amazing.
Absolutely howling at this track a dad left his daughter on a random and bizarre mix tape he made for her before he died.
Come for the vocals; stay for the final line 🤣 what a wonderful gift to leave her and what a wholesome reaction!
Come for the vocals; stay for the final line 🤣 what a wonderful gift to leave her and what a wholesome reaction!
November 13, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This is amazing.
Reposted by The Schlocketeer
This is as true of Gavin Newsom as it is of any newspaper or political party you'd care to name
Maintaining a transphobic line as an institution is indicative of other problems that institution may not be so eager to advertise.
November 13, 2025 at 11:28 PM
This is as true of Gavin Newsom as it is of any newspaper or political party you'd care to name
After 44 years, we'll finally be handed another Superman movie where the main villain isn't either Lex Luthor or General Zod.
(Justice League is a big team-up flick, so it doesn't count.)
(Justice League is a big team-up flick, so it doesn't count.)
Brainiac will reportedly be the main villain in 'Man of Tomorrow'
Superman and Lex Luthor will team up to fight him
(via The Wrap)
Superman and Lex Luthor will team up to fight him
(via The Wrap)
November 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
After 44 years, we'll finally be handed another Superman movie where the main villain isn't either Lex Luthor or General Zod.
(Justice League is a big team-up flick, so it doesn't count.)
(Justice League is a big team-up flick, so it doesn't count.)
Here are 10 things I like...
- Classic Monsters (werewolves, vampires, mummies, etc.)
- Dystopian Sci-Fi
- Fantasy Adventure
- Godzilla
- Lovecraftian Horror
- Martial Arts Action
- Muppets
- Slashers
- Space Operas
- Superspies
- Classic Monsters (werewolves, vampires, mummies, etc.)
- Dystopian Sci-Fi
- Fantasy Adventure
- Godzilla
- Lovecraftian Horror
- Martial Arts Action
- Muppets
- Slashers
- Space Operas
- Superspies
here are 10 things I like
rats
building model kits
the bangles
sharks
invertebrates
canadians
werewolves
samurai movies
lego
spaceships
rats
building model kits
the bangles
sharks
invertebrates
canadians
werewolves
samurai movies
lego
spaceships
Here are 10 things I like
tarot
occult shit
classic rock
paranormal shit
cooking
languages
dogs
playing music
literacy
nutritional anthropology
tarot
occult shit
classic rock
paranormal shit
cooking
languages
dogs
playing music
literacy
nutritional anthropology
November 13, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Here are 10 things I like...
- Classic Monsters (werewolves, vampires, mummies, etc.)
- Dystopian Sci-Fi
- Fantasy Adventure
- Godzilla
- Lovecraftian Horror
- Martial Arts Action
- Muppets
- Slashers
- Space Operas
- Superspies
- Classic Monsters (werewolves, vampires, mummies, etc.)
- Dystopian Sci-Fi
- Fantasy Adventure
- Godzilla
- Lovecraftian Horror
- Martial Arts Action
- Muppets
- Slashers
- Space Operas
- Superspies
Reposted by The Schlocketeer
Watching RETURN OF THE FLY for the first time.
I now understand why the lyrics to the Misfits’ song about this film are just a repetition of the title and names of actors in it.
I now understand why the lyrics to the Misfits’ song about this film are just a repetition of the title and names of actors in it.
November 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Watching RETURN OF THE FLY for the first time.
I now understand why the lyrics to the Misfits’ song about this film are just a repetition of the title and names of actors in it.
I now understand why the lyrics to the Misfits’ song about this film are just a repetition of the title and names of actors in it.
*watches the WUTHERING HEIGHTS trailer*
I don't remember Heathcliff the Cat being that sexy, but sure, why not?
I don't remember Heathcliff the Cat being that sexy, but sure, why not?
November 13, 2025 at 9:28 PM
*watches the WUTHERING HEIGHTS trailer*
I don't remember Heathcliff the Cat being that sexy, but sure, why not?
I don't remember Heathcliff the Cat being that sexy, but sure, why not?
I know it's not the point of Avishai's post here, but having read TOUR OF DEVASTATION, one of you out there should really make it into a movie. It's great.
As is CHARADES.
Honestly, just buy up a bunch of Avishai's scripts and go to town. You won't be sorry!
As is CHARADES.
Honestly, just buy up a bunch of Avishai's scripts and go to town. You won't be sorry!
In 2024, I wrote a script called TOUR OF DEVASTATION. It’s about grappling with powerlessness in the face of enormous disaster, and that sense that the things we have today can fall away from us at any moment without warning. Been thinking about it a lot lately.
November 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I know it's not the point of Avishai's post here, but having read TOUR OF DEVASTATION, one of you out there should really make it into a movie. It's great.
As is CHARADES.
Honestly, just buy up a bunch of Avishai's scripts and go to town. You won't be sorry!
As is CHARADES.
Honestly, just buy up a bunch of Avishai's scripts and go to town. You won't be sorry!
THIS. 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
Okay but also there’d better be some coolass monsters in here.
Like, sure, wow, what an achievement.
But there’d better be monsters.
Like, sure, wow, what an achievement.
But there’d better be monsters.
November 13, 2025 at 9:17 PM
THIS. 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
Reposted by The Schlocketeer
I'm actually looking forward to this but it's amazing how some filmmakers can get away with their films looking grey and colorless and others the pitch forks come out. Nolan can make an ugly ass looking movie too and call him out for it.
November 13, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I'm actually looking forward to this but it's amazing how some filmmakers can get away with their films looking grey and colorless and others the pitch forks come out. Nolan can make an ugly ass looking movie too and call him out for it.
Reposted by The Schlocketeer
Growing up in a time when “selling out” was the most shameful thing you could do and then being forced to live through the 2020s feels like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
November 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Growing up in a time when “selling out” was the most shameful thing you could do and then being forced to live through the 2020s feels like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
Reposted by The Schlocketeer
TIL there's a lost Corey Haim film called SHOOTER ON THE SIDE. I know experts like @bradfhenderson.bsky.social will remind me that there are hundreds of "lost" movies, but having no copy of a film from 1996 just seems wild to me.
November 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
TIL there's a lost Corey Haim film called SHOOTER ON THE SIDE. I know experts like @bradfhenderson.bsky.social will remind me that there are hundreds of "lost" movies, but having no copy of a film from 1996 just seems wild to me.
Reposted by The Schlocketeer
GOYOKIN (Gosha, 1969)
November 11, 2025 at 11:52 PM
GOYOKIN (Gosha, 1969)
The tentacled kaiju in this teaser looks like a cross between the one in the animated SKULL ISLAND miniseries and the one in DEEP RISING.
The first teaser for #MonarchLegacyOfMonsters Season 2 teases King Kong, the arrival of a tentacled new Titan, and the return of Kurt Russell's Lee Shaw.
The MonsterVerse spin-off returns to Apple TV on 27 February, 2026.
Watch the trailer: www.empireonline.com/tv/new...
The MonsterVerse spin-off returns to Apple TV on 27 February, 2026.
Watch the trailer: www.empireonline.com/tv/new...
November 13, 2025 at 8:50 PM
The tentacled kaiju in this teaser looks like a cross between the one in the animated SKULL ISLAND miniseries and the one in DEEP RISING.
Oh look! Bob Iger - who sucks - continues sucking.
It's honestly going to be very hard for whomever succeeds him as Disney CEO in 2027 to be worse.
It's honestly going to be very hard for whomever succeeds him as Disney CEO in 2027 to be worse.
Don’t want to wait until 2027 for Frozen 3? Soon, you may be able to make your own. bit.ly/3JS59Kz
November 13, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Oh look! Bob Iger - who sucks - continues sucking.
It's honestly going to be very hard for whomever succeeds him as Disney CEO in 2027 to be worse.
It's honestly going to be very hard for whomever succeeds him as Disney CEO in 2027 to be worse.
Hot damn. Yes please!
John Woo & Nicolas Cage Reuniting Thirty Years After ‘Face/Off’ For New York Crime Boss Pic ‘Gambino’ – AFM
Movie legends John Woo and Nicolas Cage are reuniting for the first time on crime biopic Gambino about the notorious New York crime kingpin.
deadline.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Hot damn. Yes please!
Reposted by The Schlocketeer
Daniel Bernhardt has been a huge presence in action cinema for over 30 plus years. No matter if he’s leading man or a supporting role he elevates anything he’s in. Here’s Bernhardt vs Stahelski from Bloodsport 2 for your viewing pleasure!
November 12, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Daniel Bernhardt has been a huge presence in action cinema for over 30 plus years. No matter if he’s leading man or a supporting role he elevates anything he’s in. Here’s Bernhardt vs Stahelski from Bloodsport 2 for your viewing pleasure!
Just so we're clear...
"James Bond" is not a codename.
James Bond is his real name. The one he was born with.
007 is his codename. Other agents had it before him and others will eventually have it after him.
(There are also generally a dozen 00s in operation at any given point in time.)
"James Bond" is not a codename.
James Bond is his real name. The one he was born with.
007 is his codename. Other agents had it before him and others will eventually have it after him.
(There are also generally a dozen 00s in operation at any given point in time.)
November 12, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Just so we're clear...
"James Bond" is not a codename.
James Bond is his real name. The one he was born with.
007 is his codename. Other agents had it before him and others will eventually have it after him.
(There are also generally a dozen 00s in operation at any given point in time.)
"James Bond" is not a codename.
James Bond is his real name. The one he was born with.
007 is his codename. Other agents had it before him and others will eventually have it after him.
(There are also generally a dozen 00s in operation at any given point in time.)
Vasaria, the fictional European country from many of the classic Universal Monsters movies.
November 12, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Vasaria, the fictional European country from many of the classic Universal Monsters movies.
PENNY DREADFUL S2 just ticks all of my boxes. It might not be the "best" single season of TV that I love, but it's probably my favorite.
(Also, the Hartnettaissance began here, not with TRAP.)
(Also, the Hartnettaissance began here, not with TRAP.)
November 12, 2025 at 3:17 AM
PENNY DREADFUL S2 just ticks all of my boxes. It might not be the "best" single season of TV that I love, but it's probably my favorite.
(Also, the Hartnettaissance began here, not with TRAP.)
(Also, the Hartnettaissance began here, not with TRAP.)
THE JUNGLE BOOK, baby!
November 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
THE JUNGLE BOOK, baby!
Reposted by The Schlocketeer
This is a wonderfully cheeky, quirky, and uncomfortable film that perfectly fit the "midnight mind f*ck" vibe of the festival. We dive into how this genre mash-up blends John Waters-esque comedy with the body horror of The Brood and the creature chaos of The Blob!
November 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
This is a wonderfully cheeky, quirky, and uncomfortable film that perfectly fit the "midnight mind f*ck" vibe of the festival. We dive into how this genre mash-up blends John Waters-esque comedy with the body horror of The Brood and the creature chaos of The Blob!
Reposted by The Schlocketeer
On her birthday, we'd like to remember special effects makeup artist Milicent Patrick who famously designed the Gill Man suit for Universal's CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON.
November 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
On her birthday, we'd like to remember special effects makeup artist Milicent Patrick who famously designed the Gill Man suit for Universal's CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON.
Reposted by The Schlocketeer
Also: “James Bond is a code name” is a lazy and “continuity-first” retcon patch job that just doesn’t hold water. James Bond is James Bond, the son of Andrew Bond and Monique Delacroix Bond, and has been one character for 70+ years. Just tell a good story between the titles. It’s not a soap opera.
November 11, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Also: “James Bond is a code name” is a lazy and “continuity-first” retcon patch job that just doesn’t hold water. James Bond is James Bond, the son of Andrew Bond and Monique Delacroix Bond, and has been one character for 70+ years. Just tell a good story between the titles. It’s not a soap opera.
Fellow Bond Fans: Don't fall for nonsense clickbait headlines, least of all from the likes of Radar Online.
November 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Fellow Bond Fans: Don't fall for nonsense clickbait headlines, least of all from the likes of Radar Online.
Email: "MoviePass is on a tear!"
Me:
Me:
a man with a beard is talking to another man in a superhero costume
ALT: a man with a beard is talking to another man in a superhero costume
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Email: "MoviePass is on a tear!"
Me:
Me: