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SchizoDuckie
@schizoduckie.bsky.social
The lamest hacker you know.
I find the data and passwords that you don't know are leaking
Cloudflare down means twitter is down, thankfully we have a backup in bsky 🤣
November 18, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Ff me hond en mn kat uitlaten. Ga je met Freddie naar buiten, dan spawned er spontaan een luid miauwende Yeti achter je tegenwoordig.
Sorry buren, ze is doof 🙈🥰
May 12, 2025 at 12:16 AM
/mail : prepper stuff
I still dont have solar on my roof and with the current chaos i dont really care. But if shit hits the fan i can just throw this up, hook it under the roof tiles and plug it in to the chonky battery 🤓
May 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
My wife has been churning out a duck army 🤣🥰
May 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
April 21, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Officer, I would like to report a murder
#FreddieSpam
April 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Yeti has been rolling around in... Something

She is now officialy gray.

#YetiSpam
April 12, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Art of the deal
April 12, 2025 at 11:58 AM
P.O.V. Your favorite spot is being hijacked by this hairy guy

#TinaSpam
#FreddieSpam
April 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
@fragileduck.bsky.social I don't even know how to caption this 😂😂

#YetiSpam
April 7, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Soon all we have left is the memes
April 7, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Give it another couple of months
April 5, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Yeti playing turtle under a sheet of aluminum foil
March 30, 2025 at 11:46 PM
New meme template drop. Do your worst!

imgflip.com/memegenerato...
March 29, 2025 at 12:24 PM
"Enterprise" FTP with an auth bypass...
When are we going to properly consider closed source enterprise software harmful?
March 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Kiddo had een feature request voor unicornpoep.nl : Tegen haar vriendinnetjes kunnen spelen.

Needs more work, maar de basics werken, op basis van WebRTC/PeerJS voor de initiele discovery. Beide schermen krijgen dezelfde vragen en de snelste (=hoogste score) wint!
March 22, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Well crap. Yeti figured out she can teleport from the garden to the balcony to the roof 💀🤦

#YetiSpam
March 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
@bsky.app if there's one thing I HATE it's notification icons that don't clear.

How di I fix this? It's a cross platform cross device problem that's been persisting for days.
March 5, 2025 at 8:37 AM
*knock knock*
#YetiSpam
March 4, 2025 at 10:12 PM
This is basically what's going on in my brain now. Please, somebody with enough knowledge correct me if i'm wrong
March 3, 2025 at 10:27 PM
We really do need to worry about this.
February 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
@fragileduck.bsky.social she's NOT in the mood for easter eggs
#YetiSpam
February 28, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Waarom we Yeti 's avonds niet buiten laten spelen... 🙈🤦‍♂️

#YetiSpam
February 25, 2025 at 8:25 AM
@jilles.com ik kreeg een kadootje van #zijvan10 😂
February 22, 2025 at 3:02 PM
In heinzsight this was a brilliant idea
#hackerhotel
February 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM