zomg Bob Dylan has entered the chat www.etsy.com/listing/6272... riding on the Jack of Hearts
![Bob Dylan "Maggie's Farm" pulp novel mashup print, by Todd Alcott Graphics at Etsy. "He wakes up in the morning, folds his hands and prays for rain - he's got a head full of ideas that are driving him insane!" Maggie's Farm [lyrics] by Bob Dylan.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kc5jlwzguzwvquh2sxpidg7l/bafkreid45gct3conc65z5xllvmx5lsygdumap6s2y4gtx2uhsarojciife@jpeg)
November 18, 2025 at 1:26 AM
zomg Bob Dylan has entered the chat www.etsy.com/listing/6272... riding on the Jack of Hearts
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
* discovered not until in my 30's tbh
* discovered not until in my 30's tbh
November 17, 2025 at 3:11 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
* discovered not until in my 30's tbh
* discovered not until in my 30's tbh
Well, this is a month this year, October even. Golly, triple digit forecasts tho? 😲🌞
October 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Well, this is a month this year, October even. Golly, triple digit forecasts tho? 😲🌞
How NPR is covering it.
September 15, 2025 at 8:44 PM
How NPR is covering it.
I had to ask.
chatgpt: what if Boston Dynamics made a banana sales cart? because I fear that day.
chatgpt: what if Boston Dynamics made a banana sales cart? because I fear that day.
![Google search query, chatgpt: what if boston dynamics made a banana sales cart.
AI Overview:
A Boston Dynamics banana cart would be a fusion of over-engineered robotics, dynamic balancing, and viral marketing—a stark contrast to a traditional street vendor's stall
. Instead of a cheap, wooden stand, it would be a sophisticated, possibly unsettling, autonomous machine with a flair for the dramatic.
Design and functionality
The chassis: The cart's foundation would likely be a modified version of the agile wheeled robot, Handle, which is designed for warehouse work and can navigate uneven terrain. This base would allow for rapid movement across city sidewalks, but its self-balancing capabilities would be notoriously twitchy, leading to frequent, exaggerated lurches and sudden, fluid shifts in weight.
The banana arm: The banana-dispensing mechanism would be an appendage similar to the Spot Arm, which provides dexterity and reach for manipulating objects. The robotic arm would delicately select the perfect banana, present it to the customer, and accept payment through a touchscreen interface. This precision would be both impressive and slightly unnerving for a simple transaction.
Self-correcting bananas: The cart would possess an advanced, almost paranoid, self-correction protocol. In a reference to an earlier viral video, if a rogue banana peel caused the cart to slip, the robotic platform would perform a lightning-fast, full-body maneuver to regain balance, then use its arm to meticulously clean up the offending peel and dispose of it.
The "banana stand" aesthetic: The banana display would be simple and starkly functional, a far cry from a traditional, colorful fruit stand. The bananas would be organized with ruthless geometric precision on a rotating pedestal, lit by a clinical white light. A small speaker would play a loop of a disembodied, synthesized voice repeating, "Would you like to buy a banana?".
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September 1, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I had to ask.
chatgpt: what if Boston Dynamics made a banana sales cart? because I fear that day.
chatgpt: what if Boston Dynamics made a banana sales cart? because I fear that day.
Clicked the wrong shortcut button. The universe that Jack sold out, at that other site, is having some rudimentary technical issues r.n?
August 1, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Clicked the wrong shortcut button. The universe that Jack sold out, at that other site, is having some rudimentary technical issues r.n?
Clicked the wrong shortcut button. The post-Jack universe at that other side is having some pretty rudimentary technical issues r.n?
August 1, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Clicked the wrong shortcut button. The post-Jack universe at that other side is having some pretty rudimentary technical issues r.n?
Aeon Flux vibe. imo trying to take the summer off from reading about biotechnology, it's all the rage at some universities tho
May 10, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Aeon Flux vibe. imo trying to take the summer off from reading about biotechnology, it's all the rage at some universities tho
ATTLA, the story from Vision Maker Media
May 7, 2025 at 12:14 AM
ATTLA, the story from Vision Maker Media
Portrait of a political climate going nowhere, and sports and gaming trends
May 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Portrait of a political climate going nowhere, and sports and gaming trends
Puzzling over this. I want to believe ... that it introduces a phantom 'a', but it's algebraically sound. The reciprocal of the square root of the variable 'a' is the square root of 'a' over 'a'
November 23, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Puzzling over this. I want to believe ... that it introduces a phantom 'a', but it's algebraically sound. The reciprocal of the square root of the variable 'a' is the square root of 'a' over 'a'