Bryant 🫶🫠
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• Former music person🎶 • family unit destroyer ⚰️
• dog-mom 🐾 • TMKF🪕 • I’m your sister now🏳️⚧️
• FL🐊-to-WA🌲
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• Former music person🎶 • family unit destroyer ⚰️
• dog-mom 🐾 • TMKF🪕 • I’m your sister now🏳️⚧️
• FL🐊-to-WA🌲
https://linktr.ee/scattrbrainjane
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Ahead of launching a war on Venezuela, the US would like to announce that no one in Venezuela should help US forces, it'd be stupid to do so, the US will denigrate you and screw you over no matter how much you help, and blame you if even one Venezuelan who also helped the US ever does something bad.
CIA statement about the Afghan man identified as the gunman who shot two National Guardsmen in Washington
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Ahead of launching a war on Venezuela, the US would like to announce that no one in Venezuela should help US forces, it'd be stupid to do so, the US will denigrate you and screw you over no matter how much you help, and blame you if even one Venezuelan who also helped the US ever does something bad.
Putting aside Nike’s well-known history of outsourced child labor and sweatshops: I feel like my current “mental note” of companies to avoid is just the entire database of SEC filings.
Phil Knight is almost single handedly funding the OR GOP, one of the more extreme state GOPs in the country. Keep that in mind next time you’re in the market for sportswear or sneakers. www.oregonlive.com/politics/202...
Nike co-founder Phil Knight makes record-setting donation to help elect Republicans
It is the single largest donation Knight has made to an Oregon candidate or political action committee.
www.oregonlive.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Putting aside Nike’s well-known history of outsourced child labor and sweatshops: I feel like my current “mental note” of companies to avoid is just the entire database of SEC filings.
“Don’t be evil” lul
Google defaulting all Gmail users to a setting that enables Google to harvest all your emails into chatbot training is straight-up evil and invasive.
www.huffpost.com/entry/opt-ou...
www.huffpost.com/entry/opt-ou...
If You Use Gmail, You're Going To Want To Turn Off This 1 Automatic Setting ASAP
Plus: a quick guide to the two-step process for opting out.
www.huffpost.com
November 22, 2025 at 11:48 AM
“Don’t be evil” lul
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why have reporters, politicians, influencers, etc. all of a sudden seem to have started holding lapel mics to talk into them? it’s a lapel mic, it’s specifically designed to go on your shirt or lapel, you look ridiculous holding it, stop it.
November 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
why have reporters, politicians, influencers, etc. all of a sudden seem to have started holding lapel mics to talk into them? it’s a lapel mic, it’s specifically designed to go on your shirt or lapel, you look ridiculous holding it, stop it.
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waymo ceo: we plan for fatal crashes and society will learn to accept them
roblox ceo: kids must be preyed upon and victimized as a necessary consequence of scale
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO HEADS ON PIKES
roblox ceo: kids must be preyed upon and victimized as a necessary consequence of scale
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO HEADS ON PIKES
November 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
waymo ceo: we plan for fatal crashes and society will learn to accept them
roblox ceo: kids must be preyed upon and victimized as a necessary consequence of scale
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO HEADS ON PIKES
roblox ceo: kids must be preyed upon and victimized as a necessary consequence of scale
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO HEADS ON PIKES
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"Did you hear that guy Romeo you dated, like, murder/suicided Rosaline? Dodged a bullet there"
November 20, 2025 at 12:23 PM
"Did you hear that guy Romeo you dated, like, murder/suicided Rosaline? Dodged a bullet there"
Monica Lewinsky has been unnecessarily catching strays this week, however.
November 16, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Monica Lewinsky has been unnecessarily catching strays this week, however.
I will say: It’s a shame that Nancy Reagan lost her title.
November 16, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I will say: It’s a shame that Nancy Reagan lost her title.
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Let's just enjoy the fact for a moment that Bill Clinton getting a blowjob really could bring down the government this time.
November 15, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Let's just enjoy the fact for a moment that Bill Clinton getting a blowjob really could bring down the government this time.
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Kind of crazy that evidence is mounting that the world is run by a group of rapists, pedophiles, and men convinced of women’s inmate natural inferiority, and the pundit class is trying to convince us that the real social crisis is that men are victimized and lonely because women have too many jobs.
You just know that “Did Women Ruin the Workplace?” bit would have done NUMBERS in this little clique
Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
November 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Kind of crazy that evidence is mounting that the world is run by a group of rapists, pedophiles, and men convinced of women’s inmate natural inferiority, and the pundit class is trying to convince us that the real social crisis is that men are victimized and lonely because women have too many jobs.
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
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It's mad, but pop singer Sabrina Carpenter is sorta partly responsible for Zohran Mamdani winning in NYC. She filmed a music video in a church, and that led to an investigation by outraged Christians for being too saucy, which in turn led to the priest being replaced, and Eric Adams being indicted.
November 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
It's mad, but pop singer Sabrina Carpenter is sorta partly responsible for Zohran Mamdani winning in NYC. She filmed a music video in a church, and that led to an investigation by outraged Christians for being too saucy, which in turn led to the priest being replaced, and Eric Adams being indicted.
The Zohran font meme is like the brat font meme but good.
November 9, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The Zohran font meme is like the brat font meme but good.
Wasn’t the last FIFA World Cup stadium constructed with human-trafficked slave labor?
FIFA has announced the creation of a peace prize, which it plans to award at the draw for the World Cup on Dec. 5 in Washington. https://to.pbs.org/47LyluB
FIFA to award new peace prize at World Cup draw in Washington
FIFA has announced the creation of a peace prize, which it plans to award for the first time at the World Cup draw on Dec. 5 in Washington.
www.pbs.org
November 6, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Wasn’t the last FIFA World Cup stadium constructed with human-trafficked slave labor?
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umm yeah, i think the table will share an onion blossom
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
umm yeah, i think the table will share an onion blossom
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Had to share this from twitter just because
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Had to share this from twitter just because
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I am taking particular pleasure in the complete collapse of trans-as-unbeatable-wedge-issue narrative this morning. It might be an 80-20 issue in voters minds, but it has to be on voters minds to matter. The results in VA demonstrate that it is very much not on voters minds.
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I am taking particular pleasure in the complete collapse of trans-as-unbeatable-wedge-issue narrative this morning. It might be an 80-20 issue in voters minds, but it has to be on voters minds to matter. The results in VA demonstrate that it is very much not on voters minds.
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Dick Cheney Vice Presidential Library Opens In Pitch-Dark, Sulfurous Underground Cave
Dick Cheney Vice Presidential Library Opens In Pitch-Dark, Sulfurous Underground Cave
SUMNER, NE—The Richard B. Cheney Vice Presidential Library and Museum officially opened to the public on Wednesday, housing a variety of exhibits honoring the legacy of the former vice president on di...
theonion.com
November 4, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Dick Cheney Vice Presidential Library Opens In Pitch-Dark, Sulfurous Underground Cave
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I’m not going to take the turkey out of the freezer until it’s defrosted.
Mike Johnson says he will not bring the House back in session until the government reopens
October 31, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I’m not going to take the turkey out of the freezer until it’s defrosted.
dude come ooooooon we’re like so close 🤏
October 31, 2025 at 3:46 PM
dude come ooooooon we’re like so close 🤏
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I can’t stress this enough: you cannot understand politics without reading this paragraph about why there’s no such thing as a 1/3rd pound hamburger
October 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I can’t stress this enough: you cannot understand politics without reading this paragraph about why there’s no such thing as a 1/3rd pound hamburger
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Again, not the most important here, but I'm begging for a journalist to figure out how/why NPS put up a Confederate statue DURING A GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN. How is this "essential" when food stamps are not?
Feels symbolic that a Confederate statue first installed in 1901, at the peak of the consolidation of the Jim Crow system—when the states of the former Confederacy were in the midst of revising their constitutions to disfranchise Black citizens—has been reinstalled.
www.npr.org/2025/10/27/n...
www.npr.org/2025/10/27/n...
A Confederate statue toppled in Washington, D.C., in 2020 has been reinstalled
A statue of Confederate general Albert Pike, which had been pulled down during the Black Lives Matter movement, has been put back up in Washington, D.C.'s Judiciary Square.
www.npr.org
October 28, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Again, not the most important here, but I'm begging for a journalist to figure out how/why NPS put up a Confederate statue DURING A GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN. How is this "essential" when food stamps are not?
This kinda made Flight 93’s sacrifice “in vain” when you really think about it.
October 26, 2025 at 4:59 PM
This kinda made Flight 93’s sacrifice “in vain” when you really think about it.
that AI bubble is gonna burst and the US is gonna enter the worst technological/intellectual dark age in recorded human history.
like, worse than the Dark Ages even.
like, worse than the Dark Ages even.
October 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM
that AI bubble is gonna burst and the US is gonna enter the worst technological/intellectual dark age in recorded human history.
like, worse than the Dark Ages even.
like, worse than the Dark Ages even.