Not my son going "hello coffee stain" to the rug in the kitchen every time he comes in here
November 21, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Not my son going "hello coffee stain" to the rug in the kitchen every time he comes in here
Fucked up that I'm sick again!!!
November 20, 2024 at 8:20 AM
Fucked up that I'm sick again!!!
What good is AI when you can't tell it to blur the faces of all the ugly fuckers in the Trump family from my tl
November 17, 2024 at 5:48 PM
What good is AI when you can't tell it to blur the faces of all the ugly fuckers in the Trump family from my tl
A couple of days ago I was home alone for a 9 hour stretch for the first time in like 2.5 years and it was so nice and quiet that I couldn't bring myself to listen to music. I'm still riding that high of complete silence
November 16, 2024 at 12:22 AM
A couple of days ago I was home alone for a 9 hour stretch for the first time in like 2.5 years and it was so nice and quiet that I couldn't bring myself to listen to music. I'm still riding that high of complete silence
Imagining what phone sex with rfk would be like
November 14, 2024 at 9:56 PM
Imagining what phone sex with rfk would be like
Elon being the richest man on earth feels like a monkey paw wish where the pay off is also being the cringiest man on earth
November 14, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Elon being the richest man on earth feels like a monkey paw wish where the pay off is also being the cringiest man on earth
Are we back here now?
November 14, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Are we back here now?
@inanity101.bsky.social oh my goooooood i've been wondering for so long what happened to you! searched loads on twitter to see if you made another account! HELLO FRIEND
September 19, 2023 at 12:10 PM
@inanity101.bsky.social oh my goooooood i've been wondering for so long what happened to you! searched loads on twitter to see if you made another account! HELLO FRIEND
When are the damn DMs coming? I really wanna move over here asap
August 22, 2023 at 9:35 PM
When are the damn DMs coming? I really wanna move over here asap
My life is being so consumed by Music League atm that I'm struggling to do any normal internetting
August 12, 2023 at 10:37 PM
My life is being so consumed by Music League atm that I'm struggling to do any normal internetting
Love coming home and discovering the cat sitter has used up half a bottle of my super expensive shampoo that i had hidden, blocked the kitchen sink and pissed all over the floor. My cat is alive though
July 20, 2023 at 8:15 AM
Love coming home and discovering the cat sitter has used up half a bottle of my super expensive shampoo that i had hidden, blocked the kitchen sink and pissed all over the floor. My cat is alive though
It's insane that someone can appear really cool and normal and then they post 40 meme account IG stories in a row about what life is like when you're in your 30s (backaches and 90s nostalgia apparently)
July 5, 2023 at 10:06 PM
It's insane that someone can appear really cool and normal and then they post 40 meme account IG stories in a row about what life is like when you're in your 30s (backaches and 90s nostalgia apparently)
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‘We cannot keep up with the volume of her turds’, says a knowledgeable source. ‘We call her Tubgirl’, says another.
July 4, 2023 at 7:19 AM
‘We cannot keep up with the volume of her turds’, says a knowledgeable source. ‘We call her Tubgirl’, says another.
accidentally ate a whole mango
July 3, 2023 at 8:35 PM
accidentally ate a whole mango
People are fleeing here and it's barely loading. God wants me to be offline
July 1, 2023 at 8:27 PM
People are fleeing here and it's barely loading. God wants me to be offline
I will never forgive Jamie Oliver for pushing his agenda to get Brits "healthier" and being part of the sugar tax lobbying. They've been putting aspartame in every fucking soda here since like 2018 so the only sugary one left is Coca-Cola
June 29, 2023 at 9:49 PM
I will never forgive Jamie Oliver for pushing his agenda to get Brits "healthier" and being part of the sugar tax lobbying. They've been putting aspartame in every fucking soda here since like 2018 so the only sugary one left is Coca-Cola
I let my son try my gelato for the first time and he just stared back and clearly said "yum". It's still cracking me up as it's not something we've taught him
June 26, 2023 at 9:22 PM
I let my son try my gelato for the first time and he just stared back and clearly said "yum". It's still cracking me up as it's not something we've taught him
should i buy a new pair of airmax 90? y/y
June 23, 2023 at 1:37 PM
should i buy a new pair of airmax 90? y/y
imagine feeling sorry for billionaires voluntarily paying an absolute fortune to sit in a lil metal tube and sniffing each others farts
June 20, 2023 at 9:25 PM
imagine feeling sorry for billionaires voluntarily paying an absolute fortune to sit in a lil metal tube and sniffing each others farts
Made a ragu for father's day dinner but it hadn't stewed long enough for my liking so I went to get KFC instead and now I feel sick
June 18, 2023 at 11:05 PM
Made a ragu for father's day dinner but it hadn't stewed long enough for my liking so I went to get KFC instead and now I feel sick
Lost a hat on Monday, found a new one on Tuesday and a second one on Wednesday. Today g*d sent me a third one but it was ugly so I left it. Things are right in the world
June 15, 2023 at 10:27 PM
Lost a hat on Monday, found a new one on Tuesday and a second one on Wednesday. Today g*d sent me a third one but it was ugly so I left it. Things are right in the world
Finally got on this shit #MyFirstTweet
June 15, 2023 at 10:08 PM
Finally got on this shit #MyFirstTweet