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scarletspider85.bsky.social
Alan Aldred
@scarletspider85.bsky.social
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UK ADHDer, Nerd, QA Tester, Video Game Addict & Serial Punster. He/him. :)

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@jongraywb.bsky.social's legacy continues to inspire crimes against God. #YallComeEat
Poached eggs, but the yolks are replaced with peanut butter and jelly (or jam here in the UK). Caption reads "babe are you ok? you've barely touched your PB&Jeggs"
December 1, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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@jongraywb.bsky.social
Moana vs. Woana (Moana, but like Wario complete with 'stache)
November 19, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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Some of the rascally Canadians taking umbrage with poor Gail - yes they are totally Canadian, why would someone on the Internet lie about such a thing:
Hugh Jackman Crocodile Dundee Chris Hemsworth Tom Taylor
November 16, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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@jongraywb.bsky.social
Photographers from someone's porch, original artist unknown: A pumpkin recreation of a chestbuster death from the Alien franchise, complete with pumpkin guts erupted across the floor.
November 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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@jongraywb.bsky.social
The "designed with gamers in mind vs. designed with activists in mind" but it's AoStH Robotnik showing off cake vs. sad looking Sonic 1-era Robotnik with no cake to show off
October 13, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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The "designed with gamers in mind vs designed with activists in mind", but it's AoStH Dr. Robotnik (with rear-end cake view) vs sad looking Sonic 1-era Dr. Robotnik
October 13, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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'The Undertaker behind you' meme, but it's "Leader of the Green Party" lurking behind an unsuspecting "Alex, eating his greens"
October 7, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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Smithers reassuring Mr. Burns in the audience: "No, they're buing..."
September 29, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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Frog clasping front feet in 'steepling fingers' pose, captioned "*concerned silence*"
August 31, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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Sign reads: "0 days since I've been embarrassed by other white people"
August 24, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Morning @jongraywb.bsky.social!
Edited cartoon of Donald Duck marching towards a wall, brandishing a manual drill, saying "You want glory? I'll show you glory!" Comment by dominawritesthings" There are two many levels to this jokes and I wanted awareness of neither of them" Comment by systlin: "I hate this so you all be to suffer with me"
August 19, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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A WH40K Dreadnought made of gingerbread. Caption reads "Ho ho ho Heretics. Gingerbreadnought has returned"
August 10, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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Images of the pygmy hippo Moo-Deng, immersed in flames, chomping on some poor dude's Wellington-covered foot. Caption reads "Khorne cares not from whre the blood flows"
August 10, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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@jongraywb.bsky.social, is this your handiwork?
Silver Surfer heralding Galactus(-sized Grimace from McDonalds)
July 31, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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@jongraywb.bsky.social, another one for you:
A jar labelled "EGGO: A brunch in a jar. Waffles and syrup, cream liqueur. Appalachian sipping cream. 20% ABV, 40 proof."
July 5, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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I saw this, and now @jongraywb.bsky.social has to:
Webcomic by last_place_comics: Dr. No is interrogating James Bond with a mind reader device, only to be horrified by Bond's secret fantasy of getting Sonic the Hedgehog pregnant. I had to write this sentence before 7am, damn you.
June 5, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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🎵 IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE MUSIC, IT'S TIME TO LIGHT THE LIGHTS🎵
Julie Andrews from The Sound of Music, singing and playing guitar to children in the countryside
May 3, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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A series of panels from the comic 'Preacher', in which the protagonist Jessie Custer confronts and unmasks the KKK who, like most bigots, are small pathetic excuses for human beings. "Why is it the greatest champions of the white race always turn out to be the worst examples of it...?" laments Custer before continuing to one particularly sorry specimen, "...YOU! WHERE THE FUCK JS YOUR CHIN?"
April 30, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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The process of selecting a new pope.
April 21, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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You. HEY YOU.
Kirby smiling and holding a sign reading "You're the Best".
March 9, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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Time for the old classic:
Meme: "How I defeated fascism with the power of love. Chapter 1: The Power of Love The first step of my journey was realising that it is impossible to defeat fascism with the power of love. Chapter 2: The Power of Incredible Violence"
February 8, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Social media poat by @quadcarl_carl: "They're eating the checks, they're eating the balances"
February 6, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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GI Robot from Creature Commandos narrowing his eyes in disgust, as he wonders what the fuck is this Nazi bullshit.
January 20, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Without downloading any new pictures, what's your energy going into 2025?
Meme showing a sign with the text: “0 days since I’ve been embarrassed by other white people.”
January 11, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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Game show meme: Host: "Where you can get with that bullshit." Contestant: "What is 'fuck outta here'"? Host: "Correct!"
December 4, 2024 at 7:09 PM