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scarimonious.bsky.social
Scarimonious
@scarimonious.bsky.social
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Horror movie and tv binge watcher. ESO player. Tuxedo cat wrangler (Domino & Nyx). Sometimes artist/writer, always a fangirl. Forever tired. She/her.
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Qrp with something with horns.
An antelope skull outlined with pen. The background is watercolour wine red with a white circle that has a gold outline. A white pentagram at floor level. Above it is a six armed, gaunt, humanoid being with a goat skull head. The creature hangs upside down, one hand grasping a long dagger, the other hands beckoning and dripping black liquid. The background is black and starry.
December 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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A Crayola blue dinosaur onesie brings me endless joy in #ESO #ElderScrollsOnline
November 25, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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Nyx is not allowed to have the pizza 🥺
A small black and white tuxedo cat looking forlorn with wide eyes and huge black pupils sitting beside a red pizza box. There are colourful blankets in the background.
November 21, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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If you see this, post your bird art
A birdlike creature hunched over in a crouch. There are bony spines along its back and tail. It has small thorns poking through its skin instead of feathers. White wisps of smoke flow from its eye sockets.
November 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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It's weird because they go to the effort of having short, stocky horses and some decent battle choreography but then they bust out a moment like this to convey information. What is this.
Emily Beecham as Edith in King & Conqueror - a blonde woman with braided hair and dark woolen clothes staring in horror at a person in the right foreground. The subtitles read "All the women in the stockade get red eyes when they're pregnant."
November 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Domino: WITNESS ME!
Also Domino: *loudly licks her butt*
A small black and white tuxedo cat licking her butt. One whit-socked leg is stuck in the air, little pink beans on display. The cat is curled ona brightly coloured knitted blanket.
October 29, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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qrp with your skull art 💀
High Lord Wolnir from Dark Souls 3 - A massive ornamented skeleton crawling forward, one hand raised in a claw to grab forward as shadows drag it back into a void. There are glowing golden bracelets around its wrists, a massive collar of skulls and gold chains around its neck, and a gold crown atop its head. Its mouth is wide in a silent scream.
October 25, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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You ever wonder what a WWII era Australian man vs shark movie would look like? BEAST OF WAR is the answer. It's surprisingly stylish and I admire that they embraced practical FX.
A practical model of a Great White Shark emerging from right of frame, mouth open to show off razor sharp teeth, water streaming down the snout. A hazy silhouette of a man is in the foreground on the left, staring in horror at this monstrosity about to chomp on him.
October 21, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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AZTEC BATMAN: CLASH OF EMPIRES is a lot of fun. They went hard with the character designs.
A woman with Aztec jaguar head dress, body paint, and clawed gloves crouching before a building, having just landed there after doing an acrobatic flip. This is Mujer Jaguar aka Catwoman. A large green woman rises from a field of corn. She has red hair and a large feathered headdress. This is Hiedra del Bosque or Aztec Poison Ivy. A Spanish conquistador with half the skin peeled away from his face. He's stabbing a sword through another man to the left of frame. Hernan Cortes is the Two Face stand-in. A warrior with a bat-shaped helmet staring sternly ahead. Behind him is a full moon. Yohualli is a rad Batman.
October 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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The program I'm using / the art I'm making
Clip Studio Paint logo - mostly looks like a small C joined into a P. Alastor from Hazbin Hotel in full Radio Demon mode in his studio booth, voodoo symbols floating around him, and a neon green deer skeleton monster looming from the shadows behind him. An ON AIR sign glows dully in the background. Khonshu from Moon Knight - a bird-skulled Egyptian deity wrapped in white bandages, a flowing cloak, and heavy gold collar, sits atop a crooked hourglass that is sinking into the rocky desert. Khonshu holds a crescent moon staff in one hand. Behind him is a starry night sky. A screaming woman in a high fashion straight jacket dress, straps snaking around seemingly with a life of their own, a broken cake around her neck like a regal collar. Blood smears the dress, her fingers, and her mouth.
October 6, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Nursemaid Domino reporting for duty.
A small black and white cat emerging from under a light purple towel.
October 1, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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Spooky avatar, activate!

(I enjoyed Alien: Earth and the Eye is the best.)
An eyeball with seven green irises converging together and little pinkish tentacles floating in a pale blue background. It's based on the Eye creature from Alien: Earth
September 29, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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the closest I've found is a Halloween one from instagram:
Cyan 8-bit video game text against a red background that reads: @Yvetattoos Halloween 2025 Mix and match October drawing challenge - wings - carnivorous plant - eye - horns - key - weapon - frame - bone - creature - gauntlet - thorns - fungi - lichen - tree - insect - fruit - rabbit - bird Combine 2 prompts together or draw all Tag artwork to the hashtag below #Halloween2025
September 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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I really need filmmakers to cut this shit out immediately.
A Dutch angle of a bright yellow 8-bit walls and brown floor with bloodstains leading to a crack revealing the iconic Amityville Horror house - complete with glowing yellow windows like eyes - floating in a void. It looks like a very bad Doom level. A screenshot from IMDB listing a bunch of horror movies with Amityville in the title. They are: The Amityville Terror (2016) Amityville Shark House (2023) Amityville Backrooms (2024) Amityville: No Escape (2016) The Amityville Harvest (2020) Amityville Emanuelle (2023) Amityville in Space (2022) Amityville Death Toilet (2023) Amityville Scarecrow (2021)
September 21, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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Some belated #Caturday shenanigans. Domino gets to sit in the Good Box.
Two small black and white tuxedo cats snuggled on a pile of brightly coloured blankets and towels. Very comfortable. Very soft. A small black and whire tuxedo cat sitting proudly inside a sturdy cardboard box. This is Domino's box and it is very good. There is a cat scratcher and bookshelves in the background.
August 24, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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Happy #Caturday from Nyx. She's been very soft today.
A small black and white tuxedo cat sitting on a white shelf and looking out a window.
August 16, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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SPOILERS:

Apparently the filmmaker thinks the audience cannot infer from a perfectly good wide-shot that this is Paris because they threw in an additional close up of the Eiffel Tower for emphasis.

THEY WERE ON EARTH ALL ALONG (oh my god they were on Earth all along).
An apocalyptic orange wide-shot over the ruins of Paris with the silhouette of the Eiffel Tower in the distance. The foreground is shadowed showing the wreckage of an alien ship and our protagonist standing on the edge, looking out at the devastation. An apocalyptic orange sky of rolling clouds behind the silhouette of the Eiffel Tower. It's seen better days. I guess an alien invasion will do that.
August 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Jai Courtney in DANGEROUS ANIMALS is a mullet away from being Maximum Australian.
Jai Courtney in Dangerous Animals - a tanned Caucasian man with tussled blond hair and full beard smiling against a vibrant blue sky. Frame from the shark cage on his boat takes up the right third of the image.
July 22, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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Honestly, I could just take a gajillion screencaps and yell "ART!!!!" about every single one of them because of just how beautiful they are and how they fully embrace nature being majestic, massive, and entirely overwhelming. Every shot of the park unapologetically dwarfs any human element.
A vista of a mountain taking up the top two thirds of the frame, sunlight drenching the right hand side to highlight a rushing waterfall that cascades down to thick forest. It is massive and majestic. An aerial shot looking directly down on thick, green forest on either side of a bright white unpaved road. A tiny speck of a car is visible just above the halfway point.
July 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Haven't done this for a while: Generic Search Engine from A Sacrifice/Berlin Nobody (2024) is Eyeball. I guess this is big in Germany.
A flat-screened computer monitor showing a white search engine page. The title is Eyeball, with a magnifying glass on the A in ball. The subtitles read "Professor Max Aumann has a colleague at the university."
July 15, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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My #ElderScrollsOnline guild got their veteran Ossein Cage clear today! Super proud of everyone and had a blast running this.
A high elf wearing a bright blue Daedroth onesie posing beside the Elder Scrolls Online achievement menu. The achievement highlighted is Ossein Cage Conqueror - Defeat the Shapers of Flesh, Jynorah and Skorkhif, as well as Overfiend Kazpian in Veteran Ossein Cage. This rewards the title "The Agonizer" and Twin Titan's Retribution skin. Twelve players posed in front of the corpse of Overfiend Kazpian in a desolate, blue hued landscape. The guild stands victorious!
July 5, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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Morning fuss with Nyx.
A small black and white tuxedo cat perched on a charcoal grey sofa cushion. One white paw is extended to do air biscuits. A small black and white tuxedo cat lying comfortably against a human leg. The cat has legs akimbo to allow for belly rubs and is utterly blissed out.
May 21, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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Fréwaka (2025)
Movie poster for Fréwaka - a folk-style illustration featuring a red goat at the centre, branches of a tree with ribbons and toll parts hanging from them, a horseshoe, and a rosary. Two straw structures are in the lower left and right corners, one with two woven arms like a bow, the other with the arms sticking up. Nails are scattered around the film's title. This is all imagery from the film itself.
May 11, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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This movie is exactly what it set out to be. And they have a lot of fun making Disney one-liners.

Murder Mickey to scale is fucking hilarious every single time.
A woman in a black and white mouse costume crouched on the ground and staring at a two foot tall tiny murder rodent that is legally distinct from Disney's Steamboat Willie era Mickey Mouse. The New York city nightscape is brightly lit in the background.
May 5, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Today has been a good day for a democracy sausage. #ausvotes
A hand holding a barbequed sausage nestled in a slice of bread with a white paper napkin the background is sunny green grass. Not pictured: the barbeued onions and tomato sauce under the sausage. It was freakin delicious.
May 3, 2025 at 11:16 AM