Unless you're Seattle's reality:

Anyone who says the English version is better is absolutely not to be trusted

This kid is going to get so many date offers

The MC of my WIP does eliminate someone because (not to ruin the arc) the world will be a better place without him

My preschool self has not recovered:

I've seen this photo several times, and I don't understand the outfit. Is it a mini dress which has ridden up? Is it something which is meant to be fastened and isn't? Is it a draped scarf? I'm not even being petty here, I really can't imagine how it would look if she were standing up

How can anyone spend $64000 in Thailand? It's a pretty inexpensive country to visit

Though I didn't even manage to spend that much living in Switzerland which is notoriously costly. WHAT ARE PEOPLE SPENDING MONEY ON?

Joy. A character says about a couple that they looked at each other with pure joy

If we go by the woman on the right, badly fitting bras. I can feel that thing riding up all the way from over here

Dear god, if I DID go to Target, I'd stop. Being fake smiled at and talked to sounds like hell

Why is the lobster not lobster shaped?

I'm having Tammy Faye Bakker flashbacks

We want photos

I start with the ending

I appreciate this level of bad pun

If we had the sad reaction option here, I would use it

If it makes you feel better, they'd take it for walks on a leash was adorable and may be why I picture skunks as walking while grumpy

The kids across the street from me growing up had a de-scented skunk for a short while. It turns out they still really smell, they just smell like strong wild animal instead of skunk spray. And, I have not seen Charlie's prompts, but the animal one intrigues me!