Steve Buzzard
@sbuzzard.bsky.social
Software (rust, scala), writing, humor (the darker the better), movies, pop culture, music (all kinds, the stranger the better). Astronomy & medical arcana interests. He/him. BLM. Antifa VP of Deep State Relations. Anti-social Social Anarchist.
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Nehls just announced he’s not seeking reelection
Nehls to Kash Patel: "I would say if Charlie Kirk lived in Biblical times, he'd have been the 13th disciple."
November 29, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Nehls just announced he’s not seeking reelection
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I'm just not feeling the Black Friday spirit this year. It's gotten so commercial.
November 28, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I'm just not feeling the Black Friday spirit this year. It's gotten so commercial.
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This is the ideal travel attire. You may not like it, but this is what peak passenger looks like.
November 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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[Emergency Room]
dr: I agree it’s unsightly but it’s only a rash
me: but it really hurts to sit on, doc
dr: just apply this lotion, if it’s still bad in a week see your own dr
m: but doctor—
dr: no your regular physician is fine, it doesn’t have to be an ass specialist
dr: I agree it’s unsightly but it’s only a rash
me: but it really hurts to sit on, doc
dr: just apply this lotion, if it’s still bad in a week see your own dr
m: but doctor—
dr: no your regular physician is fine, it doesn’t have to be an ass specialist
November 23, 2025 at 3:02 PM
[Emergency Room]
dr: I agree it’s unsightly but it’s only a rash
me: but it really hurts to sit on, doc
dr: just apply this lotion, if it’s still bad in a week see your own dr
m: but doctor—
dr: no your regular physician is fine, it doesn’t have to be an ass specialist
dr: I agree it’s unsightly but it’s only a rash
me: but it really hurts to sit on, doc
dr: just apply this lotion, if it’s still bad in a week see your own dr
m: but doctor—
dr: no your regular physician is fine, it doesn’t have to be an ass specialist
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wear a tie and an undershirt when you go on national TV as a cabinet secretary then get back to us sport
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 20, 2025 at 11:18 PM
wear a tie and an undershirt when you go on national TV as a cabinet secretary then get back to us sport
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Trump: "This has been according to those that seem to say it, and I would never say a thing like that because I want to be very modest. I always want to be modest, as modest as I can. They say this has been the best 9 month that any president has ever had." (Note the laughter from the crowd.)
November 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Trump: "This has been according to those that seem to say it, and I would never say a thing like that because I want to be very modest. I always want to be modest, as modest as I can. They say this has been the best 9 month that any president has ever had." (Note the laughter from the crowd.)
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He thinks if he keeps saying “affordability” Americans won’t realize they can’t afford anything.
Trump on if he'll sign an Epstein files release bill: "We have nothing to do with Epstein. The Democrats do. All of his friends were Democrats. You look at this Reid Hoffman, Larry Summers, Clinton... all I want is I want for people to recognize the great job I've done on pricing, on affordability."
November 17, 2025 at 8:25 PM
He thinks if he keeps saying “affordability” Americans won’t realize they can’t afford anything.
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I’m supporting Rafael Cruz’s run for president. Don’t @ me, IDC. You find a bigger loser — you can’t.
November 17, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I’m supporting Rafael Cruz’s run for president. Don’t @ me, IDC. You find a bigger loser — you can’t.
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me when strange men feel compelled to let me know that they think a movie I like is bad
November 17, 2025 at 12:56 PM
me when strange men feel compelled to let me know that they think a movie I like is bad
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RFK Jr.: It's clear how much affection Trump has for you and how much he relies on your wisdom.
JD Vance: He requires honest counsel, he doesn't want yes men, that's why you have a great relationship with him, because you're always thinking about giving him the best counsel.
JD Vance: He requires honest counsel, he doesn't want yes men, that's why you have a great relationship with him, because you're always thinking about giving him the best counsel.
November 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
RFK Jr.: It's clear how much affection Trump has for you and how much he relies on your wisdom.
JD Vance: He requires honest counsel, he doesn't want yes men, that's why you have a great relationship with him, because you're always thinking about giving him the best counsel.
JD Vance: He requires honest counsel, he doesn't want yes men, that's why you have a great relationship with him, because you're always thinking about giving him the best counsel.
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Unlike you, I can read and that’s why I know what the constitution says.
Trump on Ilhan Omar: "I look at somebody who comes from Somalia...and she comes in and tells us how to run our country. 'The Constitution says this, the Constitution says that.' The whole thing is crazy."
November 11, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Unlike you, I can read and that’s why I know what the constitution says.
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All day, many of you have been asking for a Cheney obituary from me. Get ready:
His Works Completed, Dick Cheney, Mass Murderer of Iraqis and American Democracy, Dies
As much as the Trumpists claim to disavow the War on Terror, they walk a path paved by the most powerful vice president in U.S. history.
www.thenation.com
November 4, 2025 at 5:55 PM
All day, many of you have been asking for a Cheney obituary from me. Get ready:
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Ahh drat I’ve been duped. Here’s the original, from the drunk judge’s insta. Gotta say - not *that* much better? Thanks @sasscarpone.bsky.social for the info.
November 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Ahh drat I’ve been duped. Here’s the original, from the drunk judge’s insta. Gotta say - not *that* much better? Thanks @sasscarpone.bsky.social for the info.
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In Memoriam:
Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
November 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
In Memoriam:
Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
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if you want to know what happened to Teen Vogue yesterday, my work wife @allegrak.bsky.social — who ran our politics section for 6 years until this past June — said it all in this.
can't even pull out a favorite part til I sign my separation letter lol, just read the whole thing.
can't even pull out a favorite part til I sign my separation letter lol, just read the whole thing.
What We Lost When Condé Nast Unceremoniously Shuttered Teen Vogue
This article is part of TPM Cafe, TPM’s home for opinion and news...
talkingpointsmemo.com
November 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
if you want to know what happened to Teen Vogue yesterday, my work wife @allegrak.bsky.social — who ran our politics section for 6 years until this past June — said it all in this.
can't even pull out a favorite part til I sign my separation letter lol, just read the whole thing.
can't even pull out a favorite part til I sign my separation letter lol, just read the whole thing.
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I don’t know if Jesus is in the basement, but Puck may be down there banging Duffy’s wife again
November 2, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I don’t know if Jesus is in the basement, but Puck may be down there banging Duffy’s wife again
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reminder that 60 Minutes is now fully under the control of Bari Weiss. the days of hard-hitting interviews and investigative pieces are over — unless you disagree with her, of course.
Trump on Mamdani on 60 Minutes: “I think I'm a much better looking person than him.”
November 2, 2025 at 11:03 PM
reminder that 60 Minutes is now fully under the control of Bari Weiss. the days of hard-hitting interviews and investigative pieces are over — unless you disagree with her, of course.
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Trump's attention-seeking secretary of transportation is using his agency to spread the Gospel and advance his mission to make America fecund again.
Sean Duffy’s holy war at the Transportation Department
“Could we bring Jesus up from the basement?”
www.motherjones.com
November 2, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Trump's attention-seeking secretary of transportation is using his agency to spread the Gospel and advance his mission to make America fecund again.
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if zohran mamdani can’t deliver on what he’s said he wants to work toward, at the very least i trust that he’d have not only tried but will be transparent about what the roadblocks are - the trying and the transparency is what’s been lacking from that office, ie doing the fucking work
November 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
if zohran mamdani can’t deliver on what he’s said he wants to work toward, at the very least i trust that he’d have not only tried but will be transparent about what the roadblocks are - the trying and the transparency is what’s been lacking from that office, ie doing the fucking work
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Sabrina Carpenter is city pop
November 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Sabrina Carpenter is city pop
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100% agree with this. Absolute non-starter.
This is why Gavin Newsom is a non-starter for me.
Sure, he's "a fighter" who's landed a few good punches on Trump, but that's not the same thing as a leader.
A real leader doesn't fight back against an authoritarian takeover by using the most vulnerable as his shield.
Sure, he's "a fighter" who's landed a few good punches on Trump, but that's not the same thing as a leader.
A real leader doesn't fight back against an authoritarian takeover by using the most vulnerable as his shield.
I keep seeing people say, oh, trans people must take a hit for the greater good and, first of all, no, you don't get to discard someone else's rights and second, we know from past experience that marginalized communities like theirs are merely the first to be targeted. They'll come for you next.
October 31, 2025 at 1:08 AM
100% agree with this. Absolute non-starter.
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Yet when i respond to my boss with “yes master” I’M the one who gets called to HR
October 29, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Yet when i respond to my boss with “yes master” I’M the one who gets called to HR
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SNAP isn't about "people who don't work." It's about people who don't get paid enough to live.
Of the 40 or so million people who rely on food stamps:
* Two-thirds are children, seniors, or disabled
* Most working-age adults who receive SNAP are employed—but in jobs that pay poverty wages
Of the 40 or so million people who rely on food stamps:
* Two-thirds are children, seniors, or disabled
* Most working-age adults who receive SNAP are employed—but in jobs that pay poverty wages
October 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
SNAP isn't about "people who don't work." It's about people who don't get paid enough to live.
Of the 40 or so million people who rely on food stamps:
* Two-thirds are children, seniors, or disabled
* Most working-age adults who receive SNAP are employed—but in jobs that pay poverty wages
Of the 40 or so million people who rely on food stamps:
* Two-thirds are children, seniors, or disabled
* Most working-age adults who receive SNAP are employed—but in jobs that pay poverty wages
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Elvis Presley: (Playing D&D) I'm caught in a trap!
DM: Roll 1D6 against dexterity.
(Elvis rolls a 1)
Elvis: I can't walk out!
DM: Roll 1D6 against dexterity.
(Elvis rolls a 1)
Elvis: I can't walk out!
October 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Elvis Presley: (Playing D&D) I'm caught in a trap!
DM: Roll 1D6 against dexterity.
(Elvis rolls a 1)
Elvis: I can't walk out!
DM: Roll 1D6 against dexterity.
(Elvis rolls a 1)
Elvis: I can't walk out!