Because he knows that Trump will freely sacrifice other people's countries

Hopefully this will shut up some of the "what about China" crowd resisting attempts to fight climate change

Has anyone asked Ukraine? I would imagine their plan would only have 3 bullet points:
1. F*** off out of Ukraine (including Crimea)
2. Return POWs & kidnapped children
3. Pay reparations for all damage

Roubles.

Cue Facebook 'experts' asking 'but what happens when the wind isn't blowing?'

Not if it altered course before detection. Plus could have been sub-launched, for plausible deniability

Always good to confirm it's russian before I click 'Like'

Don't forget having to pay roaming charges while on yer holidays too

Need those Tomahawks, to make them think twice