I just be sitting in my basement in the pitch black sometimes

What will be my first meal and drink at the White Sox game today? Gotta set the tone for the rest of the season

Building out a good gun rig is expensive af and idk how people have multiple of these.

I swear every project manager gets a lil book when they get hired and somewhere in that book it says part of being a project manager is just to annoy the absolute FUCK outta people every once in a while just because.

Someone just made stir fry in the office kitchen today in a portable wok and now it's just like sitting there.

Kinda hate that the single issue Gaza voters are tryna rewrite history 😔

Paintball in the morning then Auburn bar for the game tomorrow 🤔

I'm reminded I'm getting old everytime I know the music the kids play in the weightroom and they be like "You like this song coach?" or "How you know this song?". Like lil mf I'm getting old but I'm not wack yet.

Alright I'm back. What yall got going on

I got to work and there was no snow on the ground. There is now 2 inches on the ground.

Walking out to snow when you didn't know it was snowing is one of the best feelings ever.

They got the Diddy truck out here

Trader Joe and nem be selling straight bullshit this is not a real grocery store.

Do folks really be on this? Are we actually leaving Twitter?