Machine Gunk Ellie
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Eleanor | she | 30 | common Midwestern snacks appreciator 🏳️⚧️ | wife'd by writingsandmusings.bsky.social 💘
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Charlie once had fulnecky too
December 7, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Charlie once had fulnecky too
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
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For one beautiful night of the year, gravy production in this country reaches the levels we were at pre war, and just like that it's over the next day
November 28, 2025 at 7:26 PM
For one beautiful night of the year, gravy production in this country reaches the levels we were at pre war, and just like that it's over the next day
touching grass isn't enough I need to go die in the woods
November 28, 2025 at 3:02 PM
touching grass isn't enough I need to go die in the woods
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It would be extremely cool if a bunch of people called payment processors over Black Friday weekend to ask why they're telling people what they can and can't buy with their own money. This holiday season, give the gift of calling payment processors over Black Friday weekend
Spoke with a source who told me the call volume is so high, a call center for both Mastercard & Visa is bringing out pizza and ice cream so agents don’t quite amid the rush. Long waits are causing dropped calls.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 AM
It would be extremely cool if a bunch of people called payment processors over Black Friday weekend to ask why they're telling people what they can and can't buy with their own money. This holiday season, give the gift of calling payment processors over Black Friday weekend
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libraries can order Vitalism from indyplanet if anyone wants to put in a request at their local library 😉 it's got a barcode and everything!
www.indyplanet.com?s=vitalism
www.indyplanet.com?s=vitalism
November 26, 2025 at 9:28 PM
libraries can order Vitalism from indyplanet if anyone wants to put in a request at their local library 😉 it's got a barcode and everything!
www.indyplanet.com?s=vitalism
www.indyplanet.com?s=vitalism
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"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
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Goober Grove - Baby Shoes
Rosco gets a great deal on some baby shoes.
Rosco gets a great deal on some baby shoes.
November 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Goober Grove - Baby Shoes
Rosco gets a great deal on some baby shoes.
Rosco gets a great deal on some baby shoes.
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Why is the beast so rough?
More about the beast's hour
Where is the beast slouching toward?
Why is the beast so rough?
More about the beast's hour
Where is the beast slouching toward?
November 9, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Why is the beast so rough?
More about the beast's hour
Where is the beast slouching toward?
Why is the beast so rough?
More about the beast's hour
Where is the beast slouching toward?
you will live to see manmade horrors beyond your comprehension but also perfectly cromulent ounces of shake for $28 shipped. so who's to say really
November 20, 2025 at 8:16 PM
you will live to see manmade horrors beyond your comprehension but also perfectly cromulent ounces of shake for $28 shipped. so who's to say really
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If Paypal asks for your opinion, you do NOT say it was NSFW or a commission! Spread the word, because we need to innoculate ourselves to this paypro bullshit.
Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
November 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
If Paypal asks for your opinion, you do NOT say it was NSFW or a commission! Spread the word, because we need to innoculate ourselves to this paypro bullshit.
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Saw this on the other site and wanted to share it here. Furry artist ardwoof has been detained by ice for the last few weeks. here is the GoFundMe link their family/friends have set up to help with their legal fees:
www.gofundme.com/f/help-johan...
www.gofundme.com/f/help-johan...
November 20, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Saw this on the other site and wanted to share it here. Furry artist ardwoof has been detained by ice for the last few weeks. here is the GoFundMe link their family/friends have set up to help with their legal fees:
www.gofundme.com/f/help-johan...
www.gofundme.com/f/help-johan...
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Hey authors! Check to see if Anthropic stole your book to train their slop generator on. You’re entitled to $1500 per stolen Work.
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
Submit a Claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com
November 18, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Hey authors! Check to see if Anthropic stole your book to train their slop generator on. You’re entitled to $1500 per stolen Work.
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
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Me reading all the latest Epstein emails
November 17, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Me reading all the latest Epstein emails
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Hope he's okay and all that. Still, I think it'd be funny if after this he became some sort of left-wing firebrand.
John Fetterman was taken to the hospital after suffering from a “ventricular fibrillation flare-up” and falling near his home
John Fetterman Hospitalized After Fall
www.huffpost.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Hope he's okay and all that. Still, I think it'd be funny if after this he became some sort of left-wing firebrand.
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midway through torchworking a steel rose
November 13, 2025 at 9:33 PM
midway through torchworking a steel rose
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planting my back yard full of jute because mother of God we're going to need a lot of rope
November 12, 2025 at 11:57 PM
planting my back yard full of jute because mother of God we're going to need a lot of rope