Jeremy Bearimy
@satyric.bsky.social
Structurer of interesting word usements. Content and community management, editing, QA, and writing. Ran the biggest Shopify stores in the world for years. Collector of diverse skills. Partner of @cynxyn. Working at KingsIsle on wizardy and piratey games.
i read all of them in middle school because i just went down the two “sf&f” shelves in our small-town library and was hyperlexic
i had some very confidently wrong ideas about humanity for years
i had some very confidently wrong ideas about humanity for years
November 12, 2025 at 12:43 AM
i read all of them in middle school because i just went down the two “sf&f” shelves in our small-town library and was hyperlexic
i had some very confidently wrong ideas about humanity for years
i had some very confidently wrong ideas about humanity for years
Then in college you should read ALWAYS COMING HOME and discover that utopias aren’t all what you think they are.
November 12, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Then in college you should read ALWAYS COMING HOME and discover that utopias aren’t all what you think they are.
It’s changed a lot of things for me from the expected fries and wings, to casseroles and baked fish, to much better reheated pizza
November 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
It’s changed a lot of things for me from the expected fries and wings, to casseroles and baked fish, to much better reheated pizza
If you ever do another edition I’d love to see you get the word out about this thing by the immersion blender section. It’s basically a little convection oven that you can pop atop a casserole dish. Particularly nifty for ND folks
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November 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
If you ever do another edition I’d love to see you get the word out about this thing by the immersion blender section. It’s basically a little convection oven that you can pop atop a casserole dish. Particularly nifty for ND folks
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And thank you for leveling up my basic macaroni and cheese! 🙂
November 12, 2025 at 12:20 AM
And thank you for leveling up my basic macaroni and cheese! 🙂
“The Hitch-Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy”
the first full adult prose novel I read as a kid
as I’ve said, I imprinted on it like a nerdy baby duck
his kind-hearted but slightly sardonic observational humor about people, and later Terry Pratchett’s, was the world view that resonated with me
the first full adult prose novel I read as a kid
as I’ve said, I imprinted on it like a nerdy baby duck
his kind-hearted but slightly sardonic observational humor about people, and later Terry Pratchett’s, was the world view that resonated with me
November 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
“The Hitch-Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy”
the first full adult prose novel I read as a kid
as I’ve said, I imprinted on it like a nerdy baby duck
his kind-hearted but slightly sardonic observational humor about people, and later Terry Pratchett’s, was the world view that resonated with me
the first full adult prose novel I read as a kid
as I’ve said, I imprinted on it like a nerdy baby duck
his kind-hearted but slightly sardonic observational humor about people, and later Terry Pratchett’s, was the world view that resonated with me
“And see if there’s a volunteer at the spy retirement home to play a cartoonish villain to leave Bond “clues.” The last time he blundered around Eastern Europe for a month we helped sixteen people defect.”
“You should sit in on one of the Improvised Banter and Baccarat classes, they’re a hoot.”
“You should sit in on one of the Improvised Banter and Baccarat classes, they’re a hoot.”
November 11, 2025 at 6:55 PM
“And see if there’s a volunteer at the spy retirement home to play a cartoonish villain to leave Bond “clues.” The last time he blundered around Eastern Europe for a month we helped sixteen people defect.”
“You should sit in on one of the Improvised Banter and Baccarat classes, they’re a hoot.”
“You should sit in on one of the Improvised Banter and Baccarat classes, they’re a hoot.”
“Get the Bond files out.”
“The what?”
“Bond will go to Morocco or somewhere and gamble, get himself kidnapped, and make a huge spectacle of himself if we send him. It’s the file of actual intelligence operations we can quietly pull off while he’s attracting everyone’s attention.”
“The what?”
“Bond will go to Morocco or somewhere and gamble, get himself kidnapped, and make a huge spectacle of himself if we send him. It’s the file of actual intelligence operations we can quietly pull off while he’s attracting everyone’s attention.”
November 11, 2025 at 6:45 PM
“Get the Bond files out.”
“The what?”
“Bond will go to Morocco or somewhere and gamble, get himself kidnapped, and make a huge spectacle of himself if we send him. It’s the file of actual intelligence operations we can quietly pull off while he’s attracting everyone’s attention.”
“The what?”
“Bond will go to Morocco or somewhere and gamble, get himself kidnapped, and make a huge spectacle of himself if we send him. It’s the file of actual intelligence operations we can quietly pull off while he’s attracting everyone’s attention.”
Or just finally admit that it’s an inherited title and show the new Bond graduating into the job?
November 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Or just finally admit that it’s an inherited title and show the new Bond graduating into the job?
Some of the ticks around here that you can pick up just walking through grass carry a disease that makes you allergic to red meat for life
Just sayin
Just sayin
November 11, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Some of the ticks around here that you can pick up just walking through grass carry a disease that makes you allergic to red meat for life
Just sayin
Just sayin
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November 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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and at some point he will brag about knowing what SNAP stands for without actually remembering and have to do his usual “never read the book book report” dance
November 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM
and at some point he will brag about knowing what SNAP stands for without actually remembering and have to do his usual “never read the book book report” dance
You know there was at least one meeting where they tried to use “Zombie”
November 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
You know there was at least one meeting where they tried to use “Zombie”
Honestly most of your characters would be so much more competently evil that we’d welcome their taking over.
And the rest would at least be entertainingly whimsical and have no tolerance for the grindingly greedy and ignorant.
And the rest would at least be entertainingly whimsical and have no tolerance for the grindingly greedy and ignorant.
November 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Honestly most of your characters would be so much more competently evil that we’d welcome their taking over.
And the rest would at least be entertainingly whimsical and have no tolerance for the grindingly greedy and ignorant.
And the rest would at least be entertainingly whimsical and have no tolerance for the grindingly greedy and ignorant.
“I do so little self-examination and live inside such a dense flattery bubble that one tweet can make me question everything.”
November 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
“I do so little self-examination and live inside such a dense flattery bubble that one tweet can make me question everything.”
She’s fine! She was sitting next to it looking extremely smug
November 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
She’s fine! She was sitting next to it looking extremely smug
She tried to bribe us to take it off by bringing us her favorite toy
She took it off herself somehow after about an hour
She took it off herself somehow after about an hour
November 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
She tried to bribe us to take it off by bringing us her favorite toy
She took it off herself somehow after about an hour
She took it off herself somehow after about an hour
They blocked it off so that we normal peasants can’t go near it, and now use it for the ‘gram.
November 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
They blocked it off so that we normal peasants can’t go near it, and now use it for the ‘gram.
seriously, either use fuck or a word balloon with *!%&#, there is never a cause to mix the two
November 10, 2025 at 8:07 AM
seriously, either use fuck or a word balloon with *!%&#, there is never a cause to mix the two
had no idea we were in for a massive frigid canadian pegging
November 10, 2025 at 8:04 AM
had no idea we were in for a massive frigid canadian pegging