Jeremy Bearimy
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Jeremy Bearimy
@satyric.bsky.social
Structurer of interesting word usements. Content and community management, editing, QA, and writing. Ran the biggest Shopify stores in the world for years. Collector of diverse skills. Partner of @cynxyn. Working at KingsIsle on wizardy and piratey games.
Pinned
Bluesky starter packs I should be in:
- Friendly
- Sasquatch-Americans
- Players and makers of games
- So many Cat Photos
- Unrepentant leftists
- Somewhat funny Jewish people
- Neurodivergents Who Like Various Stuff A Lot
- Nice old people who will tell you they’re proud of you during the holidays
Bluesky starter packs I should be in:

- 90s Anime Lovers
- Leftists who won’t argue in the comments
- Stylized Environment Artists
- Civ Addicts
- Cute dog pics
- Uppity Women
- Disaster Bisexuals
- Tom Nook’s Indentured Servants
Bluesky starter packs I should be in:

- level designers
- game designers
- gender minorities
- obsessed with Genshin
- Indie game devs
- AAA game devs
- Elder Millennial
- Moms of Game Dev
- Terminally Online
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James Booker: Slowly But Surely
The Velvet Underground: Sweet Jane
Talking Heads: Life During Wartime
November 14, 2025 at 7:30 AM
“People who spend too much of their lives online just need to go outside and get their act together.”

me: “Y-yeah. Totally.”
November 14, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Yeah, of course, James Davenport, it's poor illegal immigrants buying up all of the formerly $200-300k plus homes and not the banks and investment firms
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 14, 2025 at 2:14 AM
good thing matt gaetz quit politics to spend more time with his interocitor
November 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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I've volunteered for Habitat for Humanity. The idea that people who go so much to those less fortunate would be considered criminals is appalling. I don't care what side of the political spectrum you are on, this is just wrong. newrepublic.com/post/192660/...
Trump’s FBI Moves to Criminally Charge Major Climate Groups
The Trump administration is targeting climate organizations that received a Biden-era grant.
newrepublic.com
March 13, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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toy company CEOs: "at long last, we have created the Sinister Talking Doll Factory from the acclaimed movie 'Don't Create the Sinister Talking Doll Factory'"

futurism.com/artificial-i...
AI-Powered Toys Caught Telling 5-Year-Olds How to Find Knives and Start Fires With Matches
AI-powered toys are flying off the shelves -- but they're engaging in horrifically inappropriate conversations with children.
futurism.com
November 13, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I’m sure we are all entirely taken in by their clever ruse
This is super useful.
November 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Fun fact: a picket line crosser can fit in ONE pelicans mouth.

If you have 2 picket line crossers, you need a 2nd pelican. 🪶

#NoContractNoCoffee
November 13, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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BREAKING: Starbucks workers have launched a massive, nationwide strike.

Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.

Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
November 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Want to support workers on strike?

✅ Follow us + share our posts about NOT BUYING STARBUCKS!
✅ Sign our No Contract No Coffee pledge, & we'll send you local calls to action throughout the strike: nocontractnocoffee.org
✅ Donate to our strike fund: sbworkersunited.org
November 13, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
He’s on a mission from gad
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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Started watching MURDERBOT and now I don't wanna go to work, I just want to watch MURDERBOT, which is pretty much the plot of MURDERBOT.
November 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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For folks (and journalists) who want to search the Oversight Committee email texts, I made a database for searching the 20k text files:

splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
Epstein Document Search
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
November 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it.

All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.

Tanks
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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It's so bizarre that the breaking news today is yet more proof that Trump did exactly what everyone already knows he did
November 12, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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@support.bsky.team
Et Tu, @bsky.app ?
🔪🔪🔪
These are the guidelines:

Sarah Kendzior is a scholar of #authoritarianism and speaks powerfully with truth and knowledge about current developments in world and local politics. So I can only assume that some people feel threatened and complained. And #Bluesky caved…

bsky.social/about/suppor...
November 12, 2025 at 1:39 PM
bought this a while ago and highly recommend it for my ND tribe

don’t worry about the “picky eaters” term, there’s no judgement inside, it’s just to help people find the book
I’m an Autistic classically trained chef and I wrote a food aversion acceptance cookbook and guide titled COLOR TASTE TEXTURE, that’s all about finding out what works for specific sensory needs and how to customize food for them. It’s useful for all ages, no cooking experience necessary.
Color Taste Texture by Matthew Broberg-Moffitt: 9780593538593 | PenguinRandomHouse.com: Books
An accessible family cookbook that offers solutions rather than tricks to empower the food-averse, autistic, and picky eater, with 46 recipes. This much-needed cookbook combines tips and techniques.....
www.penguinrandomhouse.com
November 12, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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In a rare case of Substack notes usefulness, I just learned that Sarah Kendzior (author of They Knew and a brilliant writer) got bounced from Bluesky. What the hell? new @sarahkendzior.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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If you'd like a copy of Tiny Moments of Joy, you can get one here:

www.swashbucklerpress.com/tiny-moments...

(All prices on our website, including shipping are in NZD, so will be quite a bit less in USD, Euro and GBP.)
Tiny Moments of Joy | Swashbuckler Press
Delightful moments captured from people watching in a small city in Aotearoa New Zealand.
www.swashbucklerpress.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
someone please tell him what SNAP stands for and that the left is going to try to “get” him on not knowing?

he will brag so often about knowing what it means and thus bring up the subject constantly
Trump: "I want the money to go into an account for people where they buy their own health insurance. It's so good. The insurance will be better. It'll cost less. Everybody is gonna be happy. They're gonna feel like entrepreneurs. They're actually able to go out & negotiate their own insurance"
November 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
ash: human! i am cold! this is completely unacceptable! fix it now!

a few moments later…

ash: well, fuck
November 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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EVERYONE: just ban Jesse Singal, free Link, and free Gwen Pepperoni

BLUESKY: we heard your pleas, so WHAT IF YOU COULD IMPORT JESSE SINGAL’S INFORMATION INTO YOUR CONTACT LIST
November 7, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Regular reminder that Axios stories saying Dems are about to cave are likely sourced from GOP staffers trying to make it happen.
Doesn't mean it definitely won't happen. But it's like those NYT stories that Harvard is considering caving (they haven't). The anonymous source was trying to manifest it.
November 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Looking at the GOP acting electorally suicidally and saying “they’re not acting like they’re planning on having elections” is like watching someone driving 90mph at a brick wall and being like “wow they must have figured out a way for this not to kill them.”
November 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM