Satan's Cupcake
@satanscupcake.bsky.social
I'm an atheistic, hard leftie with a hippie soul. I curse like a well educated sailor. I'm pro-choice, pro-LGBTQ, and pro-BLM. I block all MAGA bullshit. Southern transplant living in New England. No DMs or starter packs, please. ✌️
I'd replace Clockwork Orange with Idiocracy, but otherwise accurate. 😬😢🤬
November 5, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I'd replace Clockwork Orange with Idiocracy, but otherwise accurate. 😬😢🤬
I'm obsessed with Iceland. I'll join you for this.
#WaterfallWednesdsy
#Iceland
#BucketListDestinstion
This is the pic of the Seljalandfoss waterfall that started it all.
#WaterfallWednesdsy
#Iceland
#BucketListDestinstion
This is the pic of the Seljalandfoss waterfall that started it all.
November 5, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I'm obsessed with Iceland. I'll join you for this.
#WaterfallWednesdsy
#Iceland
#BucketListDestinstion
This is the pic of the Seljalandfoss waterfall that started it all.
#WaterfallWednesdsy
#Iceland
#BucketListDestinstion
This is the pic of the Seljalandfoss waterfall that started it all.
Happy Saturday.
Say hello to (Lilith) Lily Bean. She's a spoiled rotten brat that totally has me wrapped around her little paws. 😍🐾
Say hello to (Lilith) Lily Bean. She's a spoiled rotten brat that totally has me wrapped around her little paws. 😍🐾
November 1, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Happy Saturday.
Say hello to (Lilith) Lily Bean. She's a spoiled rotten brat that totally has me wrapped around her little paws. 😍🐾
Say hello to (Lilith) Lily Bean. She's a spoiled rotten brat that totally has me wrapped around her little paws. 😍🐾
Back at the end of August/early September when he was MIA for several days, we all thought something actually happened. Between the severe droop to the right side of his mouth and this level of gibberish really makes me think stroke.
October 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Back at the end of August/early September when he was MIA for several days, we all thought something actually happened. Between the severe droop to the right side of his mouth and this level of gibberish really makes me think stroke.
How many can you check off? I got a 14.
I'm not a greedy pig, the pope, a sports buff, a Muslim, a drunkard, or hardcore gamer. I try not to lie, but have. I was a bit of a hoe and had 1 fling after finding out my ex cheated. I'm not homosexual, but I'm also not straight so I counted that one.
I'm not a greedy pig, the pope, a sports buff, a Muslim, a drunkard, or hardcore gamer. I try not to lie, but have. I was a bit of a hoe and had 1 fling after finding out my ex cheated. I'm not homosexual, but I'm also not straight so I counted that one.
October 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
How many can you check off? I got a 14.
I'm not a greedy pig, the pope, a sports buff, a Muslim, a drunkard, or hardcore gamer. I try not to lie, but have. I was a bit of a hoe and had 1 fling after finding out my ex cheated. I'm not homosexual, but I'm also not straight so I counted that one.
I'm not a greedy pig, the pope, a sports buff, a Muslim, a drunkard, or hardcore gamer. I try not to lie, but have. I was a bit of a hoe and had 1 fling after finding out my ex cheated. I'm not homosexual, but I'm also not straight so I counted that one.
Proof that hate ages you. I am literally 3 days older and both of these pics were taken in July of this year.
#LoveIsLove
#GoodTrouble
#AlwaysBlue
#LoveIsLove
#GoodTrouble
#AlwaysBlue
October 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Proof that hate ages you. I am literally 3 days older and both of these pics were taken in July of this year.
#LoveIsLove
#GoodTrouble
#AlwaysBlue
#LoveIsLove
#GoodTrouble
#AlwaysBlue
Imagine the cheerleaders!!
October 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Imagine the cheerleaders!!
That totally made me snort laugh. I'm stealing it but will give you a random one in return... with my weird, high commentary.
Alabama grandma infers that trump is a dildo... he's not real enough to be a dick and too small to be a cock.
Alabama grandma infers that trump is a dildo... he's not real enough to be a dick and too small to be a cock.
October 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
That totally made me snort laugh. I'm stealing it but will give you a random one in return... with my weird, high commentary.
Alabama grandma infers that trump is a dildo... he's not real enough to be a dick and too small to be a cock.
Alabama grandma infers that trump is a dildo... he's not real enough to be a dick and too small to be a cock.
I can 100% see this being my sanctuary. I'm imagining there's a road that leads to a garage along the back. And surely there's a pergola with flickering lights nestling a hot tub to the right. 🥰🔥
October 22, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I can 100% see this being my sanctuary. I'm imagining there's a road that leads to a garage along the back. And surely there's a pergola with flickering lights nestling a hot tub to the right. 🥰🔥
From now on, this is the scale I'll be using for "how are you/am I feeling today."
At the moment, I'm a solid 5... kind of says, "... yeah, I mean, I guess..."
At the moment, I'm a solid 5... kind of says, "... yeah, I mean, I guess..."
October 18, 2025 at 4:24 PM
From now on, this is the scale I'll be using for "how are you/am I feeling today."
At the moment, I'm a solid 5... kind of says, "... yeah, I mean, I guess..."
At the moment, I'm a solid 5... kind of says, "... yeah, I mean, I guess..."
This was my coolest color about five years ago. It was a turquoise base, with purple, navy, and silver mixed in. I called it my mermaid hair.
October 18, 2025 at 3:57 AM
This was my coolest color about five years ago. It was a turquoise base, with purple, navy, and silver mixed in. I called it my mermaid hair.
I'm deeply sorry for the grotesquery I'm going to thrust upon you. But the right answer to the question of who wins the Worst MAGA Makever award is Laura "Batshit Crazy Ghoul" Loomer.
October 18, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I'm deeply sorry for the grotesquery I'm going to thrust upon you. But the right answer to the question of who wins the Worst MAGA Makever award is Laura "Batshit Crazy Ghoul" Loomer.
Can I do speed petting?
She says he'll like it.
She's a bit psycho though, so... 🤷🙄
She says he'll like it.
She's a bit psycho though, so... 🤷🙄
October 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Can I do speed petting?
She says he'll like it.
She's a bit psycho though, so... 🤷🙄
She says he'll like it.
She's a bit psycho though, so... 🤷🙄
October 16, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Note to self: always be specific when encountering a genie.
October 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Note to self: always be specific when encountering a genie.
#IndigenousPeopleDay
Native American Spiritualism is the closest thing to a religion that resonates with me. Their tenets are like the golden rule on steroids. And their practices waste nothing of the earth.
Native American Spiritualism is the closest thing to a religion that resonates with me. Their tenets are like the golden rule on steroids. And their practices waste nothing of the earth.
October 13, 2025 at 12:08 PM
#IndigenousPeopleDay
Native American Spiritualism is the closest thing to a religion that resonates with me. Their tenets are like the golden rule on steroids. And their practices waste nothing of the earth.
Native American Spiritualism is the closest thing to a religion that resonates with me. Their tenets are like the golden rule on steroids. And their practices waste nothing of the earth.
This would be my absolute dream... my beloved New England made the cut. I bet we could annex a couple of emerging purple areas along the way.
October 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
This would be my absolute dream... my beloved New England made the cut. I bet we could annex a couple of emerging purple areas along the way.
I should have elaborated. I have some Irish heritage and have a lot of undertones so in many pics my hair looks red. 👇 Below, my hair was actually blonde, but... 🤷 I've also had everything from silvery blonde to jet black hair. No one ever knows what my hair color or cut is going to be. 🤔🤘🤣
October 9, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I should have elaborated. I have some Irish heritage and have a lot of undertones so in many pics my hair looks red. 👇 Below, my hair was actually blonde, but... 🤷 I've also had everything from silvery blonde to jet black hair. No one ever knows what my hair color or cut is going to be. 🤔🤘🤣
Why? Do they not know how to walk down some fucking stairs? 🤨
September 23, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Why? Do they not know how to walk down some fucking stairs? 🤨
The angry creamsicle sure thinks so... unless it's him, of course.
September 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
The angry creamsicle sure thinks so... unless it's him, of course.
You're absolutely right... so here's a bit of brevity for your day. ✌️
August 26, 2025 at 2:44 PM
You're absolutely right... so here's a bit of brevity for your day. ✌️
This is the chef's kiss meme for them. 👇
August 22, 2025 at 1:18 AM
This is the chef's kiss meme for them. 👇
Speaking of Vance with his cuckold vibes....
August 21, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Speaking of Vance with his cuckold vibes....