Sassy McMelons
@sassymcmelons.bsky.social
A yankee in the South. 💋
Tits and ass. So motorboat me.
December 2, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Tits and ass. So motorboat me.
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Up (my favorite direction to shut the fuck).
November 30, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Up (my favorite direction to shut the fuck).
Because, I’m old. 😏
November 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Because, I’m old. 😏
Happy Halloween 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Happy Halloween 🎃
Maybe, you should just shut up.
June 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Maybe, you should just shut up.
Wish I was living in a fairytale with you.
January 29, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Wish I was living in a fairytale with you.
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Oh, I didn't tell you?
It must have been none of your fucking business then.
It must have been none of your fucking business then.
January 29, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Oh, I didn't tell you?
It must have been none of your fucking business then.
It must have been none of your fucking business then.
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As best you can, ignore him.
January 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
As best you can, ignore him.
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if it wasn’t for tangents I’d have nothing to go off on at all
January 18, 2025 at 8:08 PM
if it wasn’t for tangents I’d have nothing to go off on at all
Ain’t that the truth!
January 19, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Ain’t that the truth!
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Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.
January 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.
In case you were wondering 🤔
December 29, 2024 at 1:28 AM
In case you were wondering 🤔
If these walls could talk, they’d tell me to break up with you.
December 18, 2024 at 3:03 PM
If these walls could talk, they’d tell me to break up with you.
“A wounded heart you gave. My soul, you took away. Good intentions, you had many, I know you did.”
December 14, 2024 at 4:45 AM
“A wounded heart you gave. My soul, you took away. Good intentions, you had many, I know you did.”
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Morgan Freeman narrated my trip and fall down the stairs.
November 23, 2024 at 6:19 AM
Morgan Freeman narrated my trip and fall down the stairs.
I still fucking love you. ~ Because, I’m classy
December 5, 2024 at 3:04 PM
I still fucking love you. ~ Because, I’m classy
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You can trust me.
I'm from the Internet.
I'm from the Internet.
December 4, 2024 at 11:00 PM
You can trust me.
I'm from the Internet.
I'm from the Internet.
“I might like you better if we slept together.”
December 4, 2024 at 2:02 AM
“I might like you better if we slept together.”
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