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If you’re seeing this, drop an old pic you still love.
Honestly can’t remember the last time I experienced this
November 14, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Wearing Bermuda shorts with knee high boots is not giving what the girls think it is.
November 13, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Oscar Isaac says he is open to returning to STAR WARS but is doubtful about Disney after they suspended Jimmy Kimmel.

“I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great”
November 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Vine reboot called diVine has been launched 📱

• Funded by Jack Dorsey
• Includes over 100K videos from Vine's archive
• Users can upload 6-second videos
• AI-generated content is not allowed
November 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Vine is back — divine.video
Divine Web - Short-form Looping Videos on Nostr
Watch and share 6-second looping videos on the decentralized Nostr network.
divine.video
November 13, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I desperately need Adhoc to make a #Dispatch available on Switch 2.
November 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I finished heart of a goon and that might’ve been my favorite book of Jahquel J. A close second is Capri’s books.
November 13, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I haven’t been this excited about a movie since Sinners.
New Empire Magazine cover featuring Christopher Nolan's 'The Odyssey'

In theaters July 17, 2026
November 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I love getting what I want
November 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Yall don’t remember them DOGE idiots getting direct access to the treasury? I’m telling you man, the money is funny and he #panican
November 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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He pulled a "deposit this check, spend the money real quick before it bounces" but for the entire US economy.
So he’s saying all the tariff money we took in is gone and we won’t be able to pay it back. There was always a possibility he could lose this lawsuit and have to refund the tariff money. We didn’t prepare for that possibility? He’s running the govt like he ran his casinos.
November 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Labubus are $30 how he get tricked in to spending $1k on them?
November 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Triple labubus
November 11, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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This entire article points out that there is no plan. His own Treasury Secretary says he doesn’t know anything about it. So why does media keep running these kind of headlines? He keeps making these Truth Social posts and media keeps running stories as if it is something real.
November 11, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I need this
LEGO Animal Crossing Fly with Dodo Airlines Airport Playset is $22.79 on Amazon buff.ly/46SEfAr
Target buff.ly/S0l7GqP #ad
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
HEART OF A GOON DROPPEDDDDDD
November 11, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Thank God we came down here to see this property. Because I kinda hate it.
November 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
😂😂😂😂😂
They better wrap this Brenay case by Monday & she better be under the jail . .
November 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Not just any filmmaker, but his filmmaking partner… that he was dating
November 7, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Is Howard Stern still with us?
November 6, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Is April Buckles Mormon? Every time I see her on instagram she’s pregnant.
November 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Just sneezed and I think I threw my back out
November 6, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Spent the last 15 hours helping my mom pack up her house. And that's on top of helping her pack all day for the last 3 days. And there's still stuff left to pack before the movers come tomorrow morning. Thank God she told me I could just go to bed 😭
November 6, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Ran and won on a platform centered around what the people want instead of listening to rich folks. Anything is possible.
BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC
November 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM