Sass Gorilla
@sassgorilla.bsky.social
here to let off some sassy steam, proudly kicked off meta
try again, see: that venezuelan who won this year
November 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
try again, see: that venezuelan who won this year
I heard the transition team is composed of women, and also hoping (and pretty confident) Lander will be an important figure.
November 8, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I heard the transition team is composed of women, and also hoping (and pretty confident) Lander will be an important figure.
maga is like "third strike laws for thee but not for me"
November 6, 2025 at 5:16 AM
maga is like "third strike laws for thee but not for me"
too busy monitoring porn consumption
November 5, 2025 at 3:17 PM
too busy monitoring porn consumption
now, if we do what I'm saying, you'll most likely never be out from behind bars
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 PM
now, if we do what I'm saying, you'll most likely never be out from behind bars
I was guilty of this until I thought of his name as a combination of two words: mom and donny. it still rolls more slowly off the tongue but I'll have plenty of practice
November 5, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I was guilty of this until I thought of his name as a combination of two words: mom and donny. it still rolls more slowly off the tongue but I'll have plenty of practice
how did I miss schumer's and jeffries' bow?
also she's just plain confusing, unless you know the definition of #kakistocracy
also she's just plain confusing, unless you know the definition of #kakistocracy
November 5, 2025 at 2:57 PM
how did I miss schumer's and jeffries' bow?
also she's just plain confusing, unless you know the definition of #kakistocracy
also she's just plain confusing, unless you know the definition of #kakistocracy
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 PM
desperate does desperate
November 5, 2025 at 2:36 PM
desperate does desperate
I'm crying right now. I wish your dream was true.
October 24, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I'm crying right now. I wish your dream was true.
and long ago, when he was still able, he must have touched himself
October 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
and long ago, when he was still able, he must have touched himself
please do, though I'm not sure I can access substack posts
October 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
please do, though I'm not sure I can access substack posts
how much more plain can an explanation be, yet so many just accept this blatant and willful wrongness
October 20, 2025 at 10:18 PM
how much more plain can an explanation be, yet so many just accept this blatant and willful wrongness
want to stop the drug trade? start with your own house
October 19, 2025 at 6:46 PM
want to stop the drug trade? start with your own house
happy birthday, I teared up at your "your lack of integrity" retort to the candidate claiming to be an 'independent'
October 19, 2025 at 6:41 PM
happy birthday, I teared up at your "your lack of integrity" retort to the candidate claiming to be an 'independent'