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Made in Philly. // I have only two emotions: careful fear and dead devotion.
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Don't threaten me with a great life, Dale
November 29, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Don't threaten me with a great life, Dale
My friends don't believe me when I tell them I had to go to Rhode Island for tattoos in college
November 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
My friends don't believe me when I tell them I had to go to Rhode Island for tattoos in college
3 wishes done, 200% company match done. Go Birds.
November 21, 2025 at 5:57 PM
3 wishes done, 200% company match done. Go Birds.
If mid-40s was a skeet, it'd be this
November 17, 2025 at 6:18 PM
If mid-40s was a skeet, it'd be this
Finally, my philly sports 🤝 90s indie rock feed has been dead for so long, I thought it was broken
November 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Finally, my philly sports 🤝 90s indie rock feed has been dead for so long, I thought it was broken
Imagine not loving sports
November 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Imagine not loving sports
This is where I learned that Laid got cancelled
October 29, 2025 at 4:05 AM
This is where I learned that Laid got cancelled
If only Kershaw could've pitched every game
October 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
If only Kershaw could've pitched every game
I'd say no, this (in a series in which the home team lost the first two games at home and lost in 4) is not on par with a game tying World Series game 6 error
October 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I'd say no, this (in a series in which the home team lost the first two games at home and lost in 4) is not on par with a game tying World Series game 6 error
This team features multiple stars who admitted they lack the mental strength to play in important games in front of the home crowd. Kerk ain't public enemy number one
October 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
This team features multiple stars who admitted they lack the mental strength to play in important games in front of the home crowd. Kerk ain't public enemy number one
Absolutely. This offense was so inept this series, and this team really lacks the right mindset for a serious run, so this felt inevitable. Disappointing but not crushing
October 10, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Absolutely. This offense was so inept this series, and this team really lacks the right mindset for a serious run, so this felt inevitable. Disappointing but not crushing
I wasn't ready to stop watching summer phillies. But October phillies? All set thanks
October 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I wasn't ready to stop watching summer phillies. But October phillies? All set thanks
Mine lasted two weeks and ended when I threw up in a Boston cab. Haven't been in the same zip code as a White Russian since.
October 7, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Mine lasted two weeks and ended when I threw up in a Boston cab. Haven't been in the same zip code as a White Russian since.
Devastated that Shjon Podein was already named. So...Karl Dykhuis
September 23, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Devastated that Shjon Podein was already named. So...Karl Dykhuis