I saw a picture on here yesterday of someone's TG dinner boasting they had 22 pies for 18 people. Every single one looked completely bland and disgusting.

Ooh I love the cat distractor.

But you look smashing.

I have lovely neighbours on the whole.

Or maybe beer.

I KNOW!

Absolute madness.

I wonder whether in her mind she thinks it's up to me to bring it over. I did last time because I got sick of it being in the hall.

I was reluctant to take it as well because this happened last time as well, plus she's rude. I know the Amazon delivery guy made a note of my house number, so it's not that she can't find out where it is. I can only assume she's both disorganised and self-centered.

She is. I took the last one over because I got sick of it being in the hall. Not this time.

I can't remember the ACTUAL names of my grandkids because they're all so close together and all have Fs and Rs in.

Something something the increasing commodification of the user

Yes, enormously so. And I hate the proliferation of them. I've no idea what any of the Gen... ones mean. I don't know why we all have to know marketing-speak.

And no-one will know what it means which is even better.

Yes, that's a good distinction and their term is misleading.

Very literally. I'm just going to leave it completely and see what happens. I'm quite curious now.

If we have a street WhatsApp, I'm not in it. But I am starting to wonder if she expects me to deliver them.