Sarty
@sarty.bsky.social
Hi. I love comedy, cats, and justice. I love Physical Therapy, Dan and Phil, Audiobooks, Nerdfighteria, World of Warcraft, Writing, Obscure, MATES, & naps. Ace, GenX, 52 years old so under 18, DNI. Ever the introvert, but friendly none the less. Be kind
I used to believe that what was broken stayed broken — furniture, feelings, and sometimes even people. Then I decorated one shelf, and everything I thought I knew about myself began to change. open.substack.com/pub/simpleth...
November 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I used to believe that what was broken stayed broken — furniture, feelings, and sometimes even people. Then I decorated one shelf, and everything I thought I knew about myself began to change. open.substack.com/pub/simpleth...
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I just called both of these and got to VM. Please call if you are in NY. Burn up the phone lines.
Oh for the love of
Sharing, since I just googled these so I could leave angry voicemails telling these motherfuckers to hold the line
Schumer's DC office number: 202-224-6542
Gillibrand's DC office number: (202) 224-4451
Sharing, since I just googled these so I could leave angry voicemails telling these motherfuckers to hold the line
Schumer's DC office number: 202-224-6542
Gillibrand's DC office number: (202) 224-4451
Sounds like the squishes in the senate caucus are ready to pull the plug with no ACA changes. This is real. If you want to register your opinion you shld call yr senator in the next hour. They not only want to reopen w/nothing. They want cover from their colleagues who still want to hold out.
November 9, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I just called both of these and got to VM. Please call if you are in NY. Burn up the phone lines.
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ICE is still being paid.
Congress is still being paid.
Private jets are still being bought.
The White House is still being renovated.
In the most prosperous country in the history of the world...
This.👇
Congress is still being paid.
Private jets are still being bought.
The White House is still being renovated.
In the most prosperous country in the history of the world...
This.👇
November 8, 2025 at 8:18 PM
ICE is still being paid.
Congress is still being paid.
Private jets are still being bought.
The White House is still being renovated.
In the most prosperous country in the history of the world...
This.👇
Congress is still being paid.
Private jets are still being bought.
The White House is still being renovated.
In the most prosperous country in the history of the world...
This.👇
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working my way around since i'm a little behind right now!
here's day 25: everything is turtles!
#nerdfarters #nerdfighteria #dftba
here's day 25: everything is turtles!
#nerdfarters #nerdfighteria #dftba
October 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
working my way around since i'm a little behind right now!
here's day 25: everything is turtles!
#nerdfarters #nerdfighteria #dftba
here's day 25: everything is turtles!
#nerdfarters #nerdfighteria #dftba
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a portrait of an American Coward
November 9, 2025 at 2:53 PM
a portrait of an American Coward
This isn’t about envy. It’s about empathy. About remembering what it means to be human in a world that measures worth in dollars.
New on Simple Thoughts: “Why I Don’t Believe in (Most) Billionaires.”
simplethoughtsbyjennifer.substack.com/p/i-dont-bel...
#Essays #Empathy #Healthcare #Inequality
New on Simple Thoughts: “Why I Don’t Believe in (Most) Billionaires.”
simplethoughtsbyjennifer.substack.com/p/i-dont-bel...
#Essays #Empathy #Healthcare #Inequality
I Don't Believe in (most) Billionaires
because they don't believe in me
simplethoughtsbyjennifer.substack.com
November 9, 2025 at 3:25 PM
This isn’t about envy. It’s about empathy. About remembering what it means to be human in a world that measures worth in dollars.
New on Simple Thoughts: “Why I Don’t Believe in (Most) Billionaires.”
simplethoughtsbyjennifer.substack.com/p/i-dont-bel...
#Essays #Empathy #Healthcare #Inequality
New on Simple Thoughts: “Why I Don’t Believe in (Most) Billionaires.”
simplethoughtsbyjennifer.substack.com/p/i-dont-bel...
#Essays #Empathy #Healthcare #Inequality
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A transgender man confided in me at work. And he didn't even know I'm Ace. I have never felt so honored to be trusted. 🏳️⚧️
November 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
A transgender man confided in me at work. And he didn't even know I'm Ace. I have never felt so honored to be trusted. 🏳️⚧️
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The results are in: the following entries have all miraculously tied for first place in the contest for Best Halloween Costume of 2025!
November 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
The results are in: the following entries have all miraculously tied for first place in the contest for Best Halloween Costume of 2025!
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Bluesky friends, everybody who comes to this special live taping gets a HUNDRED DOLLARS! (Not true)
I'm trying to use Bluesky to sell tickets to my comedy special taping. Don't make me promote on Twitter. I'd rather have an empty house. But it'd be so much nicer if it were full.
November 2, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Bluesky friends, everybody who comes to this special live taping gets a HUNDRED DOLLARS! (Not true)
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What he said Part 2: 💯 🎯
November 2, 2025 at 7:16 PM
What he said Part 2: 💯 🎯
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Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh don’t talk to me
October 30, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh don’t talk to me
I don’t live anywhere near, but I would love to go. You should all drop what you’re doing if you’re near New York and go see Michael!
I'm trying to use Bluesky to sell tickets to my comedy special taping. Don't make me promote on Twitter. I'd rather have an empty house. But it'd be so much nicer if it were full.
October 28, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I don’t live anywhere near, but I would love to go. You should all drop what you’re doing if you’re near New York and go see Michael!
Entertainment recommendations: Funny: Dan and Phil, Michael Ian Black, Liam Kyle Sullivan, Sklar Brothers, Josh Johnson, Gianmarco Soresi, Kathleen Madigan, Gracie Allen;
Authors: David Sedaris, Christopher Moore, Bill Bryson, Erin Morgenstern, Becky Chambers, Andy Weir, Dennis E. Taylor.
Authors: David Sedaris, Christopher Moore, Bill Bryson, Erin Morgenstern, Becky Chambers, Andy Weir, Dennis E. Taylor.
October 26, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Entertainment recommendations: Funny: Dan and Phil, Michael Ian Black, Liam Kyle Sullivan, Sklar Brothers, Josh Johnson, Gianmarco Soresi, Kathleen Madigan, Gracie Allen;
Authors: David Sedaris, Christopher Moore, Bill Bryson, Erin Morgenstern, Becky Chambers, Andy Weir, Dennis E. Taylor.
Authors: David Sedaris, Christopher Moore, Bill Bryson, Erin Morgenstern, Becky Chambers, Andy Weir, Dennis E. Taylor.
Will somebody please think of the billionaires?
October 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Will somebody please think of the billionaires?
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"RFK Jr. to Personally Put Razor Blades in All Nation's Apples For Halloween"
[S] With moves like this there's no need to formally rename HHS to the Department of Death.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
RFK Jr to urge Americans to eat more saturated fats, alarming health experts
Guidance from health and human services secretary contradicts decades of dietary recommendations
www.theguardian.com
October 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
"RFK Jr. to Personally Put Razor Blades in All Nation's Apples For Halloween"
Personal crisis: 20 years without dandruff, switch shampoo, one day later, dandruff!
Dammit!
Please send thoughts and prayers during this very difficult time.
Dammit!
Please send thoughts and prayers during this very difficult time.
October 26, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Personal crisis: 20 years without dandruff, switch shampoo, one day later, dandruff!
Dammit!
Please send thoughts and prayers during this very difficult time.
Dammit!
Please send thoughts and prayers during this very difficult time.
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oh yeah happy ace week, children !
🖤🩶🤍💜
🖤🩶🤍💜
October 23, 2025 at 2:46 AM
oh yeah happy ace week, children !
🖤🩶🤍💜
🖤🩶🤍💜
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Cartoon by John Darkow.
October 23, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Cartoon by John Darkow.
Just watched “The Perfect Neighbor “ on @netflix.com . Maddening, heartbreaking, & damn good documentary on a “Stand Your Ground” case. I’m infuriated & horrified at the racism & hatred. Also: that letter? F that lady.
Self focused & heartless. Me right now:
Self focused & heartless. Me right now:
homer simpson screaming with his mouth wide open
Alt: homer simpson screaming with his mouth wide open
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October 23, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Just watched “The Perfect Neighbor “ on @netflix.com . Maddening, heartbreaking, & damn good documentary on a “Stand Your Ground” case. I’m infuriated & horrified at the racism & hatred. Also: that letter? F that lady.
Self focused & heartless. Me right now:
Self focused & heartless. Me right now:
Dan and Phil. The whole time. I'm so happy for them. I'm also sad for them and angry on their behalf. Imagine hiding that you have your soulmate for 16 years. Self censoring, avoiding, missing opportunities and friendships. Why they still talk to us, I'll never know. But I'm grateful. 🥰
October 23, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Dan and Phil. The whole time. I'm so happy for them. I'm also sad for them and angry on their behalf. Imagine hiding that you have your soulmate for 16 years. Self censoring, avoiding, missing opportunities and friendships. Why they still talk to us, I'll never know. But I'm grateful. 🥰
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JUSTICE FOR CHARLIE BROWN
"One rock? Okay, fine. But every house in the neighborhood? This was obviously a coordinated effort to humiliate our family."
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-l...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-l...
A Letter to the Parents that Gave My Son Charlie a Bunch of Rocks for Halloween
Fellow parents, I am so angry and drunk right now that I am shaking. This evening, our young son spent several unsupervised hours trick-or-treating...
www.mcsweeneys.net
October 21, 2025 at 2:13 PM
JUSTICE FOR CHARLIE BROWN
The Dan & Phil fandom is known for being one of the most generous and passionate communities out there, so on Oct 19th to celebrate #16yearsofDanandPhil we want to dedicate the day highlighting causes important to you 💜
Submissions open until Oct 4th
forms.gle/CSYedyppvo2X...
Submissions open until Oct 4th
forms.gle/CSYedyppvo2X...
PG Community Day Charity Submission Form
This year on October 19th, we're handing the power over to you! To celebrate 16 years of Dan and Phil, we’ll be selecting a number of charities submitted by the community to highlight. Submit a charit...
forms.gle
October 15, 2025 at 2:22 PM
@projectforawesome.bsky.social Hi! On the horrible Twitter, there is a great group called Phandom Gives (da &phil) &I've got the opportunity to tweet about your foundation so Phannies can give to it. Do you have any art about it? Can I grab from the website? Feel free to DM. No worries if not :)
October 15, 2025 at 1:47 PM
@projectforawesome.bsky.social Hi! On the horrible Twitter, there is a great group called Phandom Gives (da &phil) &I've got the opportunity to tweet about your foundation so Phannies can give to it. Do you have any art about it? Can I grab from the website? Feel free to DM. No worries if not :)