Pete 🟥🟦
@sarf-london.bsky.social
South London exile.
Stuck in a post-punkish timewarp.
Atheist. Sweeney. Crisps. CPFC.
Sick to death of the toxic political shit and constant arguing, just here for the craic
*Proudly blocked by Stan Collymore since 2024*
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Stuck in a post-punkish timewarp.
Atheist. Sweeney. Crisps. CPFC.
Sick to death of the toxic political shit and constant arguing, just here for the craic
*Proudly blocked by Stan Collymore since 2024*
Reciprocal blocker.
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Pete 🟥🟦
@sarf-london.bsky.social
· Nov 13
No offence folks but if you're an overly political account I probably won't be following you back, even if I agree with you. I spent 12 years getting angry and shouting on twitter. For the sake of my mental wellbeing I really don't want to repeat that over here.
I'm just here to post crap.
I'm just here to post crap.
November 28, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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If you stamp on his foot his wig flips up.
Before Neil Kinnock become leader of the opposition, he stole Paul Daniels rug ...
November 28, 2025 at 4:35 PM
If you stamp on his foot his wig flips up.
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
I don't know if it's just me but "fuck that, just boot the fucking thing" were the first words that came to mind.
Just as you thought food delivery companies couldn't inflict any more misery on society:
Instead of using lowly-paid gig economy contractors to deliver groceries, they're replacing humans with robots, who, in turn, force humans off the pavement into road traffic.
Instead of using lowly-paid gig economy contractors to deliver groceries, they're replacing humans with robots, who, in turn, force humans off the pavement into road traffic.
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I don't know if it's just me but "fuck that, just boot the fucking thing" were the first words that came to mind.
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"BUT WHEN IS IT WHITE FRIDAY!?"
November 27, 2024 at 8:51 PM
"BUT WHEN IS IT WHITE FRIDAY!?"
Not only devaluing their own home but doing the neighbours a favour and knocking 50 grand off theirs too.
November 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Not only devaluing their own home but doing the neighbours a favour and knocking 50 grand off theirs too.
That moment of realisation - after laughing uncontrollably for 5 minutes at someone sticking their arse through a face hole - that, well into your 6th decade, you're unlikely to grow out of your juvenile sense of humour.
November 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
That moment of realisation - after laughing uncontrollably for 5 minutes at someone sticking their arse through a face hole - that, well into your 6th decade, you're unlikely to grow out of your juvenile sense of humour.
In the extremely unlikely event of me ever getting a customer facing job:
November 27, 2025 at 1:26 PM
In the extremely unlikely event of me ever getting a customer facing job:
Aimlessly scrolling through pictures on my phone, I found this.
I am in pieces 🤣
I am not a cultured man.
I am in pieces 🤣
I am not a cultured man.
November 27, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Aimlessly scrolling through pictures on my phone, I found this.
I am in pieces 🤣
I am not a cultured man.
I am in pieces 🤣
I am not a cultured man.
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The warnings of the people who want you to spend £85 for a replica football shirt made in a sweatshop, rather than £15 for an identical replica replica shirt that for all they know might possibly have been made in the same sweatshop, read like something out of Brasseye.
www.bbc.com/sport/footba...
www.bbc.com/sport/footba...
Counterfeit football kits: What's the real cost?
Fake football kits can be as much as £70 cheaper than the real deal, but experts have raised concerns they could be harmful.
www.bbc.com
November 27, 2025 at 8:39 AM
The warnings of the people who want you to spend £85 for a replica football shirt made in a sweatshop, rather than £15 for an identical replica replica shirt that for all they know might possibly have been made in the same sweatshop, read like something out of Brasseye.
www.bbc.com/sport/footba...
www.bbc.com/sport/footba...
Something else to add to the ever expanding list of things I don't give a shit about.
November 27, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Something else to add to the ever expanding list of things I don't give a shit about.
Yeah. Have some inspiration.
November 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Yeah. Have some inspiration.
Three Little Pigs, 2025 edition.
Right now on reddit there's a guy inventing a new kind of brick to build his home with and it's going about as well as you can imagine
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Three Little Pigs, 2025 edition.
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new favourite New York Times term for a British thing just dropped
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 AM
new favourite New York Times term for a British thing just dropped
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On this day in 2020, Diego Maradona, perhaps the greatest player to ever lace them up, left us.
November 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM
On this day in 2020, Diego Maradona, perhaps the greatest player to ever lace them up, left us.
If that was me I'd get the fuck out of there before the 1 tonne bird got back.
November 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
If that was me I'd get the fuck out of there before the 1 tonne bird got back.