"a man calling himself 'beast' is bribing men and women to participate in unholy games" you would tell that to any arbitrary person in europe for centuries and they would not need any further convincing to say it was the doing of the Adversary

Keys to a Gus Johnson nickname
—not a pun or a reference to anything
—almost catchy, but not quite
—makes you think “oh I didn’t know that was his nickname” and then you google it and nobody has ever called the player that before

I thought you meant Vin Scully before I saw Mulder

If the Yankees weren't profitable (lol), the Steinbrenner family would immediately sell the team for several billion dollars. Never believe anything any owner says about money ever.