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Julie
@sardinetin.bsky.social
Not a writer.
Don't have a podcast.
Here for silliness, sarcasm and a cathartic moan.
(UK)
Of course if the whole Epstein email thing was happening today it would be a bunch of Microsoft Teams messages. Eurgh.
November 13, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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If you don’t like the BBC, I suggest that you go to America and watch their TV for a day. It gives you a migraine. The BBC also keeps the standards of the other outlets relatively high. If you think we watch shit now, imagine it with no BBC. And they actually care about drama, children’s, factual.
November 10, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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There’s no screening for ovarian cancer and it’s really difficult to spot: you can’t squidge your ovaries in the shower to check for lumps. Also it’s very good at masquerading at other things, like IBS and diverticulitis.

Please take a look at this list of symptoms - and share if you can.
November 3, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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1960 - His Royal Highness The Prince Andrew
1986 - His Royal Highness The Duke of York, Earl of Inverness, and Baron Killyleagh
2022 - His Royal Highness The Prince Andrew;
2025 - Prince Andrew
2025 - Andrew Mountbatten Windsor
2027 - Andrew
2028 - Andy
2030 - A
2032 - .
October 31, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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As we have been saying: Keir Starmer could personally machine gun refugees in the channel and *it still wouldn't be enough* because the entire point of the fascist worldview is to rage against the external and internal enemies of the people and the soft traitors who enable them.
October 30, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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It just so happens I stumbled across this yesterday. I thought, if only someone showed this on TV every time they show or discuss Pochin or Reform or Farage. Buy ad time. And show this.
October 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
We had to read Kafka when I was at school. Always assumed "The Castle" was fiction, but it was clearly an accurate look-ahead to dealing with local authorities/ social services in the year 2025.
October 28, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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I recall in the 60s, Remembrance Day was one solemn Sunday morning. That was it.
It was a moving occasion at our local memorial and attended by actual WW1 and WW2 veterans. Unlike the mawkish weeks long competition for the most tasteless display of a poppy that it's become
Often, less is more.
October 28, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Decisions, decisions
October 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Current status - sitting on someone's tote on the train because, when asked, they declared the seat to be free but didn't move their bag.
October 22, 2025 at 10:28 AM
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Seen on French site for selling second hand stuff
October 20, 2025 at 7:55 AM
This ->
Worst thing about the death of an in-law isn't the devastating effect on your sex life but the fact your partner inherits all manner of shit & starts to look like the deceased as does your house when they feel like they are honouring their memory by displaying a life time of tat
October 17, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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If your business would like to donate so that another school (or schools!) can benefit, then please email bert@bertsbooks.co.uk

Or if you’d like to help boost the pot from as little as £5, then please visit bertsbooks.co.uk/product/buil... or come into the shop and make a donation.

Thank you!
Building Bookshelves
When it comes to literacy, the children of Swindon are falling behind the rest of the country – 1 in 4 children in Swindon leave primary school without the necessary reading skills in order t…
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October 10, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.
October 8, 2025 at 10:29 AM
I had been vaguely contemplating going to see "One Battle After Another" until I read this review....
October 2, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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Obviously, it is racist so vote in the poll and no you don't have to give any personal details to submit
The express poll asking whether reforms migrangt visa plan is racist is about 91% "no" so it REALLY needs your help - this is a direct link to poll

xd.wayin.com/display/cont...
POLL: Is Reform's migrant visa plan racist?
xd.wayin.com
October 1, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Ok Bluesky, this is a very very long shot.... Daughter has got a job offer in Stoneham ski resort in Québec, but is struggling to find accommodation. Anyone out there with a room to rent? She won't have a car so would need a way of getting to the resort if further afield.
#Canada #quebec #stoneham
October 1, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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Dear fellow pedants, it’s National Punctuation Day and I’m not going to make it. Leave me here with some apostrophes, Oxford commas, and a loaded semicolon; I’ll try to hold them off - save yourselves: run!

#NationalPunctuationDay
September 24, 2025 at 9:03 AM
If someone could please come up with a way of using snot to power our national grid, I can furnish them with what appears to be an unlimited supply.
September 23, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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will Farage deport his girlfriend
September 22, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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Times births column today
September 18, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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It's surely REALLY obvious?

Anyone wanting a Farage UK is either:

* A massive Tax Dodger

Or

* A thick racist

It's simple!
I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore.

So I wrote a blog about ten things you can do *right now* to help defeat Farage, Musk, and rightwing populism.

From scrutinising Reform councillors to demanding the UK Govt leave X - get involved:

guyshrubsole.substack.com/p/ten-things...
Ten things you can do to help defeat Farage, Musk, and rightwing populism
I’m mad as hell, and I’m not going to take it anymore.
guyshrubsole.substack.com
September 17, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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September 14, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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doctor: let's start the stress test
me: ok
doctor: *turns on the news*
September 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Just back from a week's holiday in France and Germany. Bearing in mind I've lived in/spent extensive time in both countries it was interesting what I'd forgotten. For example- the existence of "Kellogg's Smacks".
September 7, 2025 at 4:39 PM