nutritionists: your plate should be a rainbow! 🍎🍊🌽🥦🫐✨️

me putting white meat, potatoes, bread and cheese on my plate: 🅱️eigemeal my beloved

ah, i know the cure for this- benadryl 😊

she shoulda never let me pair the Bluetooth

MULLET LILY UNLOCKED? 😲

[me beating information out of scarlet crusaders with hot pokers and having the time of my life]

the DK start is peak!! i love death gripping those poor peasants 😭

sluggo wizard sticker would go crazy