Sarah
@sarbucks.bsky.social
I just want a place to talk about sports and TV where I don't feel unbridled rage every time I log on
Thinking about getting this shirt and not even for Ohio State purposes
January 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Thinking about getting this shirt and not even for Ohio State purposes
I truly felt that Ohio State would win it all about halfway through the third quarter of the Tennessee game.
But I knew for sure last week when I saw this:
But I knew for sure last week when I saw this:
January 21, 2025 at 9:15 AM
I truly felt that Ohio State would win it all about halfway through the third quarter of the Tennessee game.
But I knew for sure last week when I saw this:
But I knew for sure last week when I saw this:
My Dec. 2023 in a nutshell:
-dog surgery
-major plumbing repairs
-mad about sports
My Dec. 2024 in a nutshell:
-dog surgery
-major plumbing repairs
-mad about sports
The simulation is getting lazy!
-dog surgery
-major plumbing repairs
-mad about sports
My Dec. 2024 in a nutshell:
-dog surgery
-major plumbing repairs
-mad about sports
The simulation is getting lazy!
December 12, 2024 at 11:55 PM
My Dec. 2023 in a nutshell:
-dog surgery
-major plumbing repairs
-mad about sports
My Dec. 2024 in a nutshell:
-dog surgery
-major plumbing repairs
-mad about sports
The simulation is getting lazy!
-dog surgery
-major plumbing repairs
-mad about sports
My Dec. 2024 in a nutshell:
-dog surgery
-major plumbing repairs
-mad about sports
The simulation is getting lazy!
My voting "selfie" this year:
October 22, 2024 at 7:50 PM
My voting "selfie" this year:
I don't care how good it is, if someone bought me hair pasta as a gift, I'd consider it an act of war
October 17, 2024 at 9:57 PM
I don't care how good it is, if someone bought me hair pasta as a gift, I'd consider it an act of war
Adding Ralph Macchio to my "Go Bucks" roster
August 30, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Adding Ralph Macchio to my "Go Bucks" roster
I wanted to wait until it got “cooler” and the air got “better” to start cleaning the garage and look at this BS:
May 27, 2024 at 3:53 AM
I wanted to wait until it got “cooler” and the air got “better” to start cleaning the garage and look at this BS:
I don’t even care about the Kentucky Derby, but I’m so annoyed that this article doesn’t even tell its readers how to, y’know, watch the Kentucky Derby
May 4, 2024 at 10:05 PM
I don’t even care about the Kentucky Derby, but I’m so annoyed that this article doesn’t even tell its readers how to, y’know, watch the Kentucky Derby
Apparently, my favorite Cocteau Twins song has only ever appeared in one TV show/movie: a 1993 episode of Baywatch
April 21, 2024 at 10:52 PM
Apparently, my favorite Cocteau Twins song has only ever appeared in one TV show/movie: a 1993 episode of Baywatch
In a just world, more people would watch/constantly quote Girls5eva
April 5, 2024 at 11:47 PM
In a just world, more people would watch/constantly quote Girls5eva
Maybe this falling asleep hack works for some people, but if I told my brain, “hey, let’s stay up,” then I would be awake for 42 straight hours
March 18, 2024 at 3:31 AM
Maybe this falling asleep hack works for some people, but if I told my brain, “hey, let’s stay up,” then I would be awake for 42 straight hours
Wake up babe, a new version of the Ted Cruz curse just dropped
March 6, 2024 at 3:10 AM
Wake up babe, a new version of the Ted Cruz curse just dropped
I just know these people have the same recurring stress dream as I do: hurriedly trying to finish the crossword before midnight to keep my streak alive
February 13, 2024 at 12:17 AM
I just know these people have the same recurring stress dream as I do: hurriedly trying to finish the crossword before midnight to keep my streak alive
Doctor: Height?
Me: I’m almost three-fourths a Wemby, or about 12 and a third ice creams
Me: I’m almost three-fourths a Wemby, or about 12 and a third ice creams
February 1, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Doctor: Height?
Me: I’m almost three-fourths a Wemby, or about 12 and a third ice creams
Me: I’m almost three-fourths a Wemby, or about 12 and a third ice creams
Me: Well, I think my top songs of the year are a good blend of both my tastes and of genres
Spotify: You are the whitest person alive
Spotify: You are the whitest person alive
December 1, 2023 at 12:58 AM
Me: Well, I think my top songs of the year are a good blend of both my tastes and of genres
Spotify: You are the whitest person alive
Spotify: You are the whitest person alive
The big guy is so annoyed that he’s injured, but he’s still as handsome as ever
November 23, 2023 at 2:07 AM
The big guy is so annoyed that he’s injured, but he’s still as handsome as ever
My face, every time a new Connor Stalions story drops:
October 31, 2023 at 8:17 PM
My face, every time a new Connor Stalions story drops:
Huh, I had no idea that Jack Palance was such a college football purist
October 26, 2023 at 12:00 AM
Huh, I had no idea that Jack Palance was such a college football purist
This headline at the Bengals’ official website is trying to do way too much, but you know what? I respect it
October 9, 2023 at 5:30 AM
This headline at the Bengals’ official website is trying to do way too much, but you know what? I respect it
My takeaway from this NYT article is that this is a hideous way to stylize a team’s record
October 6, 2023 at 10:38 PM
My takeaway from this NYT article is that this is a hideous way to stylize a team’s record
A new dog moved in next door, and now this is Rosie every time she goes in the backyard
October 4, 2023 at 8:04 PM
A new dog moved in next door, and now this is Rosie every time she goes in the backyard
[sung to the tune of Eleanor Rigby]
September 30, 2023 at 12:50 AM
[sung to the tune of Eleanor Rigby]
My mom still isn’t quite sure who Bijan Robinson is, but she’s now a big Bijan Mustardson fan
August 29, 2023 at 9:07 PM
My mom still isn’t quite sure who Bijan Robinson is, but she’s now a big Bijan Mustardson fan
Over a decade ago, I wrote a satirical article about Luke Fickell being the basis for Slater on Saved by the Bell. And, per my mom’s friend, I’ve now been quoted in Madison Magazine about it
August 28, 2023 at 2:38 AM
Over a decade ago, I wrote a satirical article about Luke Fickell being the basis for Slater on Saved by the Bell. And, per my mom’s friend, I’ve now been quoted in Madison Magazine about it