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Sarah Birnbaum ❌👑
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Tesla Takedown sign: No One Likes You, Elon
November 13, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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NYC raccoons who live in a park wall waking up in early evening before a night of marauding (actually being fed by locals)
November 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Zohran style sign: I hanker for a hunk of cheese
November 9, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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Zohran style sign: Time for Timer
November 9, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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Zohran style sign: Those are fighting words
November 9, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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I looked around to find him
Zohran sign style: Sunlight for the lino
November 9, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Zohran sign style: A bitch in a hat
November 9, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Zohran sign style: Okay, you’re a banana! (From Time for Timer)
November 8, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Zohran sign style: Pretty sneaky, sis
November 8, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Now I am thinking about the Grand Prospect Hall in Brooklyn
Interior of Grand Prospect Hall, Brooklyn
November 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Leonard's of Great Neck
November 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Zohran style sign: There's Colonel Dirtyfishydishcloth
November 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Who else here read too much Bloom County in high school?
James Watt for My Aunt's Gout
November 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Who else here read too much Bloom County in high school?
James Watt for My Aunt's Gout
November 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Hello Mr. Zebra
November 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Arizona rep Yassamin Ansari camped out outside Mike Johnson's office sitting behind a table with a sign reading "Mike Johnson is starving families and gutting healthcare to cover up the Epstein files. CHANGE MY MIND"
November 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Looks like he will not :/

From www.cnn.com/2025/11/05/p...
Text copied from image But over the summer, Mamdani would confide he wasn't much impressed with Lander. Nice enough guy, but he didn't seem particularly effective as comptroller, Mamdani said. according to a person familiar with his comments. The two went weeks without talking, and though Lander would get defensive and blame overlapping post-election vacations, all his talk that he'd be the one really running the city next year had gotten back to Mamdani and not gone over well. By the weekend before the election, Lander's wife was telling friends at a party that Mamdani had called to tell the comptroller he would not have a job in the administration since he wasn't getting the job he wanted. By the day before the election, Lander was reaching out to major donors to solicit commitments for a congressional run against Rep. Dan Goldman, according to a person familiar with the matter.
November 7, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Lenny Bruce: Dig: I'm Jewish. Count Basie's Jewish. Ray Charles is Jewish. Eddie Cantor's goyish. B'nai B'rith is goyish; Hadassah, Jewish. Marine corps - heavy goyim, dangerous. If you live in New York or any other big city, you are Jewish. It doesn't matter even if you're Catholic; if you live in New York, you're Jewish. If you live in Butte, Montana, you're going to be goyish even if you're Jewish.
November 6, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Enjoy a representative video of my cat. Happy birthday Sierra!
November 5, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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@internethippo.bsky.social Back in March, you helped @lydiadarrow.bsky.social's photo go viral and now she is nominated for a #TeslaTakedownAwards for Best Slogan!

Link to vote is here - we can vote daily until it ends on 11/4:

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Thank you!!
Tesla Takedown poster: No One Likes You, Elon
October 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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My current favorite Manhattan Mini Storage billboard ad
Ad for Manhattan Mini Storage: A storage unit has never made you watch it play guitar
October 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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You rang?
Jar of capers
October 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Here's the post:
The Graham Platner thing is a good example of why you need a pipeline that starts people off in state level offices so you can see if they're dumb as dogshit or post so hard they give themselves CTE and go make a commune to fuck at-risk teens
October 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Ahhhhh!! A friend in my marching group just sent me this!
No Kings sign: Mike Johnson is Satan’s altar boy
October 19, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Ha, this was my sign
No Kings sign: Schoolhouse Rock King George captioned with “No thank you!”
October 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM