You’re too tall to live in a hobbit hole!!

Ha. We share the same employer! We have scheduled a meeting so that I can be educated. It’s entirely possible I have missed something, but on this particular issue it’s unlikely. They did me the kindness of saying my other work had been quite correct though. Thought that was nice….

Don’t let him have the areas the sun doesn’t touch. Like Essex. And the dodgy bits of east London. Consider turfing him out temporarily if you fancy gaining a warthog and the stretched cat thing in a few months. Think it’s character building or something like that. He’ll be fine. If not, well, oops?

The colour(s) really make your eyes er, pop. And your hair is good but it looks like it could do with some bows. Maybe pom-poms. Plaits perhaps? Ribbons maybe. I can’t quite put my finger on it… (looks like great fun was had!!)

Pop some jam on it. Helps make it more digestible. And have it with tea. Makes it less scratchy on the throat I find.

@charlierad.bsky.social Exactly like that!! I’m in my 40’s and remember the Desperate Dan comics (also harboured dreams of being Minnie the Minx or Dennis the Menace), although a friend pointed out this morning that Desperate Dan was a bit racist. Think I prefer #gettin’gold (see what I did there?!)

Oh Dan!! Keep away from the youf-tardis in future.

Hmm. Is it meant to make you look super scared before you go in? If you showed an ‘after’ picture do you now resemble a floppy haired toddler in a nappy?? (Starting to think I’ve confused a youth-pod with a Tardis).

What on earth is a youth-pod?! It’s looks a bit galactic.

I’m rather hoping not. I’d want a ton of chocolate, lots of gin, and next weeks lottery numbers!!

But if that changeling was an actual fairy then oh the possibilities…..

Thank you for your condolences. The family are grateful. ☕️ 🫖